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Has anyone ever found your sex toys?
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
Holy shit Frank! What the hell do you do with all of them??I wondered why you are always away to do the 'washing up'
Well half that lot I found on your floor!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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My parents let themselves into my flat all the time to drop things off when visiting - like food and washing Mum has done for me, mainly sheets and towels as I have no where to dry them. They always let me know when they are coming and I usually remember to hide my toys away. Anyway, one day I was running late for work and left them in the bag I keep them in by the side of the bed with the bag open, and um, the towel on top as I usually get pretty wet. When I got home from work mum had hung the towel up in my bathroom - first clue and second clue she probably saw them when I walked into the bedroom and she had put the sheets on my bed!!
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Kids clue me in is this still the 14th Century! Do we have to hide our sources of sexual pleasure still?
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Lol !!!! My sex toys are displayed and viewed openly on a daily basis by all who encounter me . . . My two hands and my ten fingers is really all I need . . . . other than the real thing . . . . flesh on flesh ;)
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I know this is an old forum topic, and directed towards the gals... But I saw a story on the web today and thought of it.. A guy was cleaning a fish and found a vibe inside the fish!
Not sure if it is entirely true, but it makes for an interesting story anyway.
Here is the link for the pic incase it does not work.
http://prod.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2014/april/12/1204_fishandvibrator2_sp.ashx?h=360&w=640
Not sure if it is entirely true, but it makes for an interesting story anyway.
Here is the link for the pic incase it does not work.
http://prod.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2014/april/12/1204_fishandvibrator2_sp.ashx?h=360&w=640
Yes, my nephew found a dildo and bought it out into the kitchen, managed to get it off him and hide it before anyone else seen it... he was 2... screamed when I took it off him... My dad asked what he was crying for, told him he had a sharp knife and I took it off him lol... was soooo blushing.
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Yes, my toys have been found, that was a blushing, giggling moment. What was more interesting was explaining the ropes and fasteners on the bed frame. My reply...the bed has a safety restraint system, one would not want to fall off and break something! lol
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Quote by Catherine_the_Great
Yes, my toys have been found, that was a blushing, giggling moment. What was more interesting was explaining the ropes and fasteners on the bed frame. My reply...the bed has a safety restraint system, one would not want to fall off and break something! lol
I love the safety restraint system, I will remember that one... lol
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Yes my dad found my rabbit when I still loved there. He never said a word to me. Just put it under my pillow! Not good.
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My Home was searched by the Police after I was wrongly arrested for theft and a Young Policeman put his hand in a suitcase where W/we kept many Anal Toys & he pulled out a large inflatable vibrating Butt Plug in front of Two other Policemen and my Mistress..
He looked at it in his hand & said, "What exactly is this"?
To which my then Mistress Replied, "Derrr... It's a Fucking Butt Plug"!
The Policeman went as Red as a Beetroot and Dropped it sharply with a look of utter horror while the other 2 officers were Folded Over Laughing so Loud that the Dead would have woken...
They never bothered searching much further after they came across O/our Dildo section..
Ha, Ha, Ha...
He looked at it in his hand & said, "What exactly is this"?
To which my then Mistress Replied, "Derrr... It's a Fucking Butt Plug"!
The Policeman went as Red as a Beetroot and Dropped it sharply with a look of utter horror while the other 2 officers were Folded Over Laughing so Loud that the Dead would have woken...
They never bothered searching much further after they came across O/our Dildo section..
Ha, Ha, Ha...
I don't need to squirrel away my sex toys because I don't use anything that looks like a cock. I use glass bottles, vases, candlestick holders. My room looks like a museum with all my knickknacks. LOL
Buying them from the store is a thrill as is having them just sitting around. They seem so non sex-toy and innocent. LOL
Buying them from the store is a thrill as is having them just sitting around. They seem so non sex-toy and innocent. LOL