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If you could be a guy for a day, would you do it?
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Guy for a day.
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In a heartbeat!
Actually forget I said anything...
Actually forget I said anything...
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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If you could be a guy for a day, would you do it?
You mean, like, have a cock?
Get a blow job, piss standing up, get laid, shake it, feel it, rub my balls, burp, fart, you know, the usual guy things.
Oh yeah, did I say get a BJ? Right, then go into my refractory period and either fall asleep or wonder what the fuck she wanted, wasn't it good for her?
Then scratch my balls and fart somemore.
And yes, I'm still shy; not retiring, but shy. Damn.xe18RRfMkoQwsz2C
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Absolutely. I know of many other girls who would enjoy that immensely, on a humorous and sometimes sexual level. The idea of actually fucking a woman with a cock not made of plastic or rubber that you can actually feel would be amazing. But alas, I was born with an innie and not an outie in that general region. I highly doubt I would want it for more than a short period of time though, dangling genitalia just feels hazardous to a clumsy oaf like me.
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You mean, like, have a cock?
Get a blow job, piss standing up, get laid, shake it, feel it, rub my balls, burp, fart, you know, the usual guy things.
Oh yeah, did I say get a BJ? Right, then go into my refractory period and either fall asleep or wonder what the fuck she wanted, wasn't it good for her?
Then scratch my balls and fart somemore.
And yes, I'm still shy; not retiring, but shy. Damn.gFTOzGa4mhVt65u4
Yeah, it's seems you have the general idea...
Clumeleon
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Get a blow job, piss standing up, get laid, shake it, feel it, rub my balls, burp, fart, you know, the usual guy things.
You forgot spitting, hammering up dry wall and lifting heavy things. Oh, and opening pickle jars.
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You forgot spitting, hammering up dry wall and lifting heavy things. Oh, and opening pickle jars.
Nah, I can do those as a girl, and I look better doing them ;)
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I highly doubt I would want it for more than a short period of time though, dangling genitalia just feels hazardous to a clumsy oaf like me.
Seems like a hazardous idea to me as well. Difference here is that they don't need to be on me to be hazardous..... XP
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Clumeleon
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Nah, I can do those as a girl, and I look better doing them ;)
Oh, good; could you come open some of my pickle jars? I'm bloody useless!
(Also, spitting is not attractive on either sex).
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hell yeah.
If it's only for a day. I have penis envy. LOL
If it's only for a day. I have penis envy. LOL
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
― Oscar Wilde
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“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
― Oscar Wilde
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Hell yes. To be able to pee standing up at the side of the road if caught short has to be a reason enough right and not having to find the nearest smelliest, dirtest and no toilet paper left toilets - so hygenic lol.
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Oh yes, I think I would. It would be nice to know how the guys feel, it would be nice to fuck some bitch just to fuck and not care what happened after, It would be nice to brag how big I am, even if it is not true.
But just for not more than a day. I like being a girl, who is trying to take the world like a man would.
But just for not more than a day. I like being a girl, who is trying to take the world like a man would.
Clumeleon
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Oh yes, I think I would. It would be nice to know how the guys feel, it would be nice to fuck some bitch just to fuck and not care what happened after, It would be nice to brag how big I am, even if it is not true.
What a truly horrific and offensive thing to say. Sexism at its ugliest.
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hell yes I would just for a few reasons though lol
Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.