Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?

26 Jul 2014

BLACK

Be a man to treat me like a princess and fuck me like a whore.

29 Jul 2014

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BLACK

29 Jul 2014

how about seen what color panties the men wearing I have on black

29 Jul 2014

Teal green.

29 Jul 2014

Red

30 Jul 2014

My favourite undies colour is pink... guess what colour they will be today?

30 Jul 2014

hot pink today.

30 Jul 2014

White!

30 Jul 2014

boring white

30 Jul 2014

Caller, *breathes heavy, rapid, "Hey ~ What are you wearing?"

Recipient, "Workout pants, and a tank top. Why? Are we trying to coordinate?"

Caller, "What kind of bra you got on?"

Recipient, "A Sports bra.... Am I supposed to say something else?"

Caller, *breathes more in the phone, "No-just wondering. So what colour panties are you wearing?"

Recipient, "Uhhhh~ little flowers."

Caller, "I like that. I like black. So what are you doing right now?"

Recipient, "Cleaning up dog poo at the park - if you really want to know."

Caller who is trying to be sexy, "You are supposed to work with me- say something like you are touching yourself right now."

Recipient, "Ohh righttttt.... "

Caller, "So did you masturbate today? Was it fun? Did you cum?"

Recipient, "Uhhh. Really? I do EVERDAY -duh, or as much or many times as I can and in the mood for. WHY?"

Caller, "Just wondering." *pause "Just curious." *pause "Because it is hot."

*lonnnnnnnnng pause. Caller says nothing else.

Recipient, "Okay then."

Caller, "What are you doing later on?"

Recipient, "A lot of things. Why?"

Caller, "Are you planning on playing with yourself?"

(questions go on and go much the same - and same questions the day before, etc.)

*yawn

-CLICK-

dialtone . . .

Caller, "Hello? Hello?"

*calls someone else, "Hey. What are you doing? What colour panties you got on? Did you finger yourself today?"