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Gals, what was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?
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Is this a trick question??
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Who remembers? I've know him forever and been married a long time.
What are you looking for? A virgin that exclaimed, "OH MY IT'S SO BIG!!"
"BE GENTLE,IT'S MY FIRST TIME"
What are you looking for? A virgin that exclaimed, "OH MY IT'S SO BIG!!"
"BE GENTLE,IT'S MY FIRST TIME"
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or maybe, "shit, I'm drunk" or, "G'night hon"
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"OH MY IT'S SO BIG!!"
"BE GENTLE,IT'S MY FIRST TIME"
Did you say that to both Ex and Hubby?
Kidding sweetie
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no way jose
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i aint watching jerry springer
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You ARE joking !
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I've been divorced for 6yrs _ ?????? I think my first thought as he said our vows was - why are you smirking at everyone at the church like its some joke!!!!!!!!! Should have said no!!!!!!!
On my wedding night we fell asleep shagging - wow, never had a night quite like that one. Sex in a wedding dress is so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On my wedding night we fell asleep shagging - wow, never had a night quite like that one. Sex in a wedding dress is so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't remember what my wife said, but I do remember that the honeymoon suite, in a very old hotel, sloped steeply toward the street. All the furniture had legs that were longer on one side than the other to keep it straight on the top. I gallantly took the dangerous side of the bed and every time I got out almost ended up running out through the window. So glad we had the best room in the hotel coz I sure wouldn't have wanted to try any of the others.
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Who remembers? I've know him forever and been married a long time.
What are you looking for? A virgin that exclaimed, "OH MY IT'S SO BIG!!"
"BE GENTLE,IT'S MY FIRST TIME"
It has been a long time for me too. But this is a certainty, if I had told him that I would have been a widow on my wedding night, because he would have laughed to death!
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I told him that I "Fucked the best man during the Wedding Reception"! Who remembers, it was ancient history. Im sure it was nothing worth posting.
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The first thing I said was, "Do you mind helping me take all these Bobby pins out of my hair?"
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I don't care what Rocco's motivation for this thread was....it was bloody hilarious to read!!! 
**skulks back out of the 'Ask the Gals' section into the shadows**
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Lets get in the jacuzzi honey. Our honeymoon suite at the bed and breakfast we got married at had a huge antique four poster bed and a big jacuzzi.
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