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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) ![smile](https://static.fxxy.net/emoticons/emote_smile.gif)
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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
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The plural!
Makes the eyes water!![]()
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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing)
Quote by Trinket
But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
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my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol
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A banana
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Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
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Now ask how many of the pack!![]()
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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a christmas tree!![]()
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...![]()
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...![]()
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A candle which I made at schoolWe went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)