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First thing you have ever inserted in your pussy for masturbation

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FilipHalta
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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) smile
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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)


The plural!
Makes the eyes water!
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pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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The plural!
Makes the eyes water!



..................................... It DID! JK
Nikki703
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Quote by FilipHalta
What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) smile


Well Too Damn Bad...................My Fingers!! HAHA

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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)


Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
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my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol
SubmissiveAngel
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A cucumbersmile.


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Poppet
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A vibrator.

I'm also wondering what a snooker ball is? o.o
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sorry...mine was fingers first too. the first "thing" I tried was a hairbrush. The handle of the brush silly.
HisGirl29
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Left hand, index and middle finger, but item-wise, brush handle
Sazza
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A banana
Frank
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Quote by ginger86
my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol


How long did you have them up there?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Quote by Sazza
A banana


Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Quote by Nikki703


Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?




Now ask how many of the pack!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Nikki703
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Quote by Frank




Now ask how many of the pack!


Thanks. I figured it was something pool. Im sure I could get one up in there for sure, LOL!!
sprite
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a christmas tree!

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TandT
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Finger/s, object=candle
DLizze
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a christmas tree!


Sprite, Honey, you're a TRIP! LOL
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Marilyn37
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Dare I say it.... It was a "tail" of a stuffed cat... and a hairbrush... Not together but they were closely linked... LOL
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...



I knew I had done it wrong lol .... but just for the record its fingers first and yes like so many before that glorious hairbrush handle ... happy memories
Katherine
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I thought a popsicle would be nice once: melting it while getting one off as my guy was tasting both treats.
Hindsight: Woo! Not sexy! Yow!
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...



Would that be on vibrate?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
AbigailThornton
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A candle which I made at school smile We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)
Naughty_Nurse
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Hahaha that must have been great!

I started with my fingers, then tried out a candle. Also tried out a deodorant but that was quite painful hahaha

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A candle which I made at school smile We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)
Ariel21
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Lol my hairbrush handle.
Budlee
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fingers or hair brush handle though (I think)