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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing)
Quote by Trinket
But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
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The plural!
Makes the eyes water!
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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing)
Quote by Trinket
But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
Quote by ginger86
my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol
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A banana
Quote by Nikki703
Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
Quote by Frank
Now ask how many of the pack!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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a christmas tree!
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...
Quote by AbigailThornton
A candle which I made at school We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)