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What a funny post! How to take the fun out of fingering... Turn it into a mathematical equation!
OK everybody fingers ready - today we're going to start out in 3/4 time as in say 3 Times A Lady, then double the speed up to 6/8 like The Blue Danube, finally changing to 4/4 for an orgasmic Born To Be Wild by Steppenwulf.
Come on Girls play nice. Only a man would think to ask a question like this! No man really truely understands the female orgasm and how it can be manipulated.

MEN if you are wanting us to count then you clearly are asking us to play all day and never reach and orgasm. A female orgasm is 50% play and 50% imagination. If we can't use our imagination we can't get there!


So Ready everyone with a round of applause for having the guts to ask a woman to count whilst cumming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Hardly going to fit on the finger let alone a toy!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
For those of us that's less numerically inclined... 15... then I have to start all over again because I switched hands.
And if I leave my shoes on its only 5!

I've really got to learn how to count without using my fingers and toes
Ive never really tried to count but it's quite fast sometimes. It depends on my mood and the situation as to the outcome lol. But it's always worth it!
I like to start off really slow by gently rubbing my pussy mound through my skirt and running my middle finger up my slit. As my cunt starts to respond, my naked thighs start to receive some attention. I spread them to give access to both hands, lightly massaging the soft yielding flesh gradually working up to my panty covered pussy. Leaving one hand caressing my pussy, I move the other to my breasts, kneading them, stroking them, pinching them. As I feel my nipples harden, I slip my other hand inside my wet, sheer pink panties. By now my cunt is screaming for more intermit attention. I slide my fingers up my wet slit and start circling my hard clit using my pussy juices as a lube that creates a velvety smooth erotic sensation. at the same time I very slowly inch two fingers of my other hand into my very wet pussy. By this time in the proceedings it only takes a few gentle thrusts to bring me to a shuddering climax.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.....mmmmmmmm
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.....mmmmmmmm



ID Love to finger you!!!
Surely this must be one of the dumbest pointless posts ever posted.Or is that just me???
I'm having imaginary conversations now..."Look Plush, I've fingered you 15.5 times now and you haven't cum yet. The gals on Lush said that was the right number. So cum already. " LOL
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Gotta say, I'd be pissed if some one was counting.....

It's not about the speed, or the number of times... It's all about the pressure, the build up, the placement. You need to go with yr partners responces and go with what works. For them and gets the best responces. It doesn't make a stud, or a good fuck just being able to finger fast.... Or thrust fast.

I love a good fingering, sometimes even over actual penetration, sometimes fast, sometimes slow. I'm pritty vocal tho, so I let the guy know how I want it....!

NB. Stop with the counting, seriously!!!!
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Gotta say, I'd be pissed if some one was counting.....

It's not about the speed, or the number of times... It's all about the pressure, the build up, the placement. You need to go with yr partners responces and go with what works. For them and gets the best responces. It doesn't make a stud, or a good fuck just being able to finger fast.... Or thrust fast.

I love a good fingering, sometimes even over actual penetration, sometimes fast, sometimes slow. I'm pritty vocal tho, so I let the guy know how I want it....!

NB. Stop with the counting, seriously!!!!


This!!!

You boys with your numbers and records and scores. Who the hell cares?!? As long as we get there, that's all that matters!!!!
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Exactly hahaa! Of course a man thought of this, that's why its just me and my haaaaand tinight.. *P!nk voice*



I love that song! And you're so right! Such a man thing to ask :P Haha who wants to count? I'd be too in ecstasy to count!
seriously, dumb question lol