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come on, girls! i KNOW you want to see it! tell me, be honest, what do you think? and anyone who doesn't give it a 10 HAS to be a man hating flannel wearing lezbo!
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come on, girls! i KNOW you want to see it! tell me, be honest, what do you think? and anyone who doesn't give it a 10 HAS to be a man hating flannel wearing lezbo!
Is that a firehose nosle? Nozzle? How the heck is that spelt? Spelled? Spilt? Spit? Swallow? WHAT?????????
Oh and Sprite? You snipped off the tip. Don't you know that alters everything?
MUUUAAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! 
Quote by LadyXQuote by gypsymothQuote by lafayettemister
Ok.. follow up question. Many of you said random cocks do nothing for you. It's the guy that it's attached to that matters Do any of you have someone on lush whose cock you have seen, via email/message pic? Or is there someone on Lush who's cock you want to see?
No, and again, no.
When I joined Lush, almost immeadiately I was logged in and received a pop-up message, from some fucking jerk who had his hairy prick as an av (this was before the rules were implemented about genitals in avs). His lead in to try and chat, or what-the-fuck-ever, was to ask me when I had last fucked my father. Gross, crass, disgusting, you get the idea. I hope you get the idea as to what some of us women have to face.
I closed the window, changed my settings, blocked him, and wanted to chop off his stupid dick, to be honest.
I'm saying this because I am positive that I'm not the only woman here who has been put off by such stupid on-line behaviour. You probably cannot even being to imagine how off putting that is, or why some of us then begin to dish out what might sound like cliched stereotypical impressions of men who want to drop their drawers, haul out the teeny weenie, and supposedly impress us with their whateverness.
I'm not here at Lush to be hit upon, and there is nothing in the site guidelines that indicates that I have to be, or that I have to put up with that kind of crap. I came here because of the stories, and because of the exchanges offered amongst the writers, men and women.
This is an answer from my personal point of view, and does not extend to any other person who might be here and happy to see cock pictures, or a real life version, of some male met here on the site.
What an epic rant! Love you, Gypsy!
If a guy is featuring pics of his flopper, especially with no real bio information or anything else, then I've got a pretty good idea what he's about, and probably won't waste my time. Also, and Gypsy really took care of this thorougly but I can't resist commenting myself, don't ask me what I think of your johnson, okay? It's a penis. It's probably ugly, and if it's big, you've probably spent all night on photoshop to fool us. If it's really that magnificent (and granted, there have been a couple), and you aren't bugging me about it, then I'll probably compliment you on it. But dammit, let us do it on our own! Better yet, impress us with your incredible personality, and maybe we will be so charmed by you that we will blurt out, "okay, I can resist no longer, send me pics of your boner, now!".
It probably won't happen, but dare to dream, right?
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now that you've seen my "incredible personality", wanna see my cock?? lmao
Quote by myself
yes -yes -and yes
Quote by Ruthie
Yummm.
The picture looks like a bantam to me, but I find it hard to judge cock sizes by pictures.
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You guys crack me up!
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NO
I've never seen a tasteful cock selfie, and in fact just this morning I saw something I can never unsee
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