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craziest thing you've had in your pussy

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whats the craziest thing uve ever put in ur pussy or another whole?
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Banana, cucumber, gear shift


B C G - we can turn it into the alphabet game ;)

Apples . . . dildos, eggplant, fist smile
Cat food and Webbox tasty treats
Was once cautioned:"Don't put anything in your pussy that you wouldn't put in your mouth". Don't think that's quite what they meant, lol.
"Don't Believe Everything You Think"
Either a popsicle or a candy bar...
I would certainly love to suck on that candy bar
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Cat food and Webbox tasty treats



I once went down on a pussy that tasted like cat food, but it didn't stop me!
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Motorcycle handlebar, footpeg and a wrench
The Eiffel Tower.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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The Eiffel Tower.


Liar. You told me once fit Dr. Evil's rocket up there before.

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Liar. You told me once fit Dr. Evil's rocket up there before.



that was up my bum, not in my pussy. he specifically asked about what's been in your pussy.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I dunno what it is in there, but she's not looking too impressed....


surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet.
As a dominant male, I have to say the craziest thing I've had in "MY" pussy is me.
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surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet.


Haha - nice one!
Hmmm lets just not go there... Iv'e had ALOT of things shoved up in there and some of the things just should never be mentioned.... Like EVER!
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surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet.

First thing that came to mind, when I read the name of this thread, was my ex-husband. Second thing I'd rather not mention.
probably a drummer i dated in college. he was pretty batshit crazy.