Then call him
Apparently that the phone is not just for calls and messages

Girls Have someone tried this?
Or going try?
(I tried to post a link to the video but it does not appear)
Quote by ert398
Put the phone on vibrate and put it in a pussy---2 problems here. 1. My pussy is not shaped like a cell phone ( ouch!) 2. A pussy is a very moist environment, which I try vigilantly to keep my phone away from.
Then call him--- How would I dial when it is inside me???? Wait, don't answer that I really don't need to know.
Quote by LusciousLolaQuote by ert398
Put the phone on vibrate and put it in a pussy---2 problems here. 1. My pussy is not shaped like a cell phone ( ouch!) 2. A pussy is a very moist environment, which I try vigilantly to keep my phone away from.
Then call him--- How would I dial when it is inside me???? Wait, don't answer that I really don't need to know.
Sweetie, that's what Kegel's are for!!![]()
Goodness, can't even imagine jamming my iPhone up my cootchie. Pass!
Quote by ert398
It does not have to be a new phone
You can use an old phone
Quote by Mazza
Oh my!! You're telling me that I can insert an old, germ-ridden, radiation-emitting, cellular device inside my vagina??? Oh goody!!
No, I think I'll pass, thanks all the same...
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Quote by Magical_felix
You can't call a vibrator... plus you can put it in a ziplock baggie, hello.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yeah, but it's just all so sad. Not to mention poorly shaped. Plus my phone fucks up sometimes too and does those accidental pocket-calls to random numbers in my address book. With my luck, I'd end up making an accidental pussy-call to my boss or something.
Quote by Magical_felix
The pussy call might not be so bad. It's the accidental FaceTime call that can be really embarrassing. Can you imagine how confused he'd be up until the point you pull it out, he realizes where it was, then you abruptly hang up? It would be one of those things where you just can't find the words.