This was a little embarrissing, I was on a tube train going to see my sister but as I got on it was really full, I had this women around my age come and stand right up close to me and our right breasts were pushing hard together, I would like to ask, if you had a girl do that to you would you say anything to her or just stand there and not say anything ?
Weird. I'd step away. I don't talk to people who are okay with too close body contact.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
There's really only one thing you can do in a situation like this:
Accept the contact for the challenge that it is, rip off your shirt and/or bra, and formally challenge her to a titty fight. This is done by screaming "TITTY FIGHT!" In response, your soon to be opponent will also rip off her shirt/bra as acceptance of your challenge.
Most bystanders know what to do in these situations, so someone will procure a six-pack of butterscotch pudding. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Your instincts will tell you what to do with it when the time comes.
Now, the chesticle battle begins! Place your hands behind your head or your arms at your sides and sway in a left-to-right motion. Your opponent will follow suit, and your boobages will engage in a slap-battle.
The last one standing wins.
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