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If an unknown man walks up to you and says;

You have a beautiful ass.

You have a great body.
Who is he?
How old is he?
Is he creepy or charming?
I depends on where and how it is done. At a funeral, work, church.....offensive. Cat calls across a parking lot.....offensive. Touching, leering, or drooling.....offensive. If, you smile nicely and tell me that I have shapely backside, that is a compliment. And, I love compliments!
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I depends on where and how it is done. At a funeral, work, church.....offensive. Cat calls across a parking lot.....offensive. Touching, leering, or drooling.....offensive. If, you smile nicely and tell me that I have shapely backside, that is a compliment. And, I love compliments!


Totally agree. It depends on the situation. Although I would be more impressed if he/she said something like I have a beautiful smile than saying I have a great ass.
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I depends on where and how it is done. At a funeral, work, church.....offensive. Cat calls across a parking lot.....offensive. Touching, leering, or drooling.....offensive. If, you smile nicely and tell me that I have shapely backside, that is a compliment. And, I love compliments!


Totally agree. It depends on the situation. Although I would be more impressed if he/she said something like I have a beautiful smile than saying I have a great ass.


Hi Nikki. Have I mentioned you have a great vertical smile? That work?



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quite frankly, I'd not be impressed.

If a guy said that at a funeral he probably would be a bit creepy, but how many funerals do you go to.

Let's say he is the average Joe (35-50 yrs old) . He was standing behind you in the elevator and as the crowd exits he simply says "excuse me miss but I just wanted you to know you have a great ass."

As a guy, if a lady said that to me I would love it. Do you ladies feel the same?
It would totally depend on the setting...

My reaction could equally be a smile or a 'fuck off'

And if they mentioned a vertical smile they'd get a slap for sure!
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If a guy said that at a funeral he probably would be a bit creepy, but how many funerals do you go to.

Let's say he is the average Joe (35-50 yrs old) . He was standing behind you in the elevator and as the crowd exits he simply says "excuse me miss but I just wanted you to know you have a great ass."

As a guy, if a lady said that to me I would love it. Do you ladies feel the same?


still not impressed.



some things should not be said ......

though, I know for sure, there are LOTS of women under 30 that it would appease their skank-ness.
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If a guy said that at a funeral he probably would be a bit creepy, but how many funerals do you go to.

Let's say he is the average Joe (35-50 yrs old) . He was standing behind you in the elevator and as the crowd exits he simply says "excuse me miss but I just wanted you to know you have a great ass."

As a guy, if a lady said that to me I would love it. Do you ladies feel the same?


still not impressed.



some things should not be said ......

though, I know for sure, there are LOTS of women under 30 that it would appease their skank-ness.


Very eloquently stated! ;) No wonder I like you so much!
I wouldn't be offended I would hitch up my skirt, rip off my knickers and ping them at him and say "I can't resist that chat up line, fuck me big boy"
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I depends on where and how it is done. At a funeral, work, church.....offensive. Cat calls across a parking lot.....offensive. Touching, leering, or drooling.....offensive. If, you smile nicely and tell me that I have shapely backside, that is a compliment. And, I love compliments!


Totally agree. It depends on the situation. Although I would be more impressed if he/she said something like I have a beautiful smile than saying I have a great ass.


I definately agree, that was one of the things that attracted me to the bf. He ignored everything below the neck. He told me I had beautiful eyes, lips, mind, smile, and hair. He even said I have a cute nose and ears. He never said a word about my body until we were intimate. Most men have never looked above the boobs.
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If a guy said that at a funeral he probably would be a bit creepy, but how many funerals do you go to.

Let's say he is the average Joe (35-50 yrs old) . He was standing behind you in the elevator and as the crowd exits he simply says "excuse me miss but I just wanted you to know you have a great ass."

As a guy, if a lady said that to me I would love it. Do you ladies feel the same?


I go to a lot of funerals and have had that experience at them. To answer your other question, not really liking the use of the word "ass" coming from a stranger.
If he said I had a beautiful body, under most circumstances I would be flattered.

If a stranger told me I had a nice ass, I would be turned off. Very out of line for a strainger.
I wouldn't be offended. Its always nice to be complimented. But I may not be particularly impressed either because its not very imaginative and as already noted above the time and place matters. But sometimes its nice to get a simple compliment, even if he doesn't really mean it smile
Impressed no, flattered of course! If he was handsome even better!
i would smile sweetly, open my fan and fan myself, then walk away....
I was in line at the grocery store several weeks ago behind a woman who was positively beautiful. (And, yes, her pencil skirt clearly showed off a beautiful ass). Her car happened to be next to mine, so when we were in the parking lot loading our cars, and there was no one else around, I said to her, "Begging your pardon, Ma'am, but I just want to tell you that I think you are drop-dead gorgeous."
She looked at me, and positively BEAMED, then said, "Thank you,"and got in her car and drove off. It felt good to think I had maybe bightened someone's day a little. (Now, I must admit, I was thinking ,"What a great ass!", but I would NEVER say that to a total stranger. (And if someone said to me, "You have a beautiful lump in your pants", I would be equally offended.)

I believe there are certain rules of civility that shoiuld be maintained in all situations, and complimenting strangers is one of them. Keep it honest, clean, and private. That shows a little restraint, and a little respect.
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I believe there are certain rules of civility that shoiuld be maintained in all situations, and complimenting strangers is one of them. Keep it honest, clean, and private. That shows a little restraint, and a little respect.


If I got dressed in my sluttest short skirt and most revealing top to go out to the clubs and pick up men (or women), then I would be patting myself on the back.

Otherwise, what DLizze said.

When I was High School, the weirdest comment I ever received was a stranger coming up to me while I was at the mall, and complimenting me on my small feet. He stared (and stared) at them in wonder and awe - a good four (very long) minutes. I was somewhat confused and a little flattered. Now a little wiser, knowing that he must of had a foot fetish, I would feel just a little creeped out. There is a time and place for everything - one, I was UA and secondly, I was shopping! No-one should ruin a woman's day of shopping. Never! LOL
I would say thank you, smile sweetly and walk away hoping he doesn't try to pounce on me as soon as my back is turned.
id take it as a compliment!! man i worked for that ass
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I was in line at the grocery store several weeks ago behind a woman who was positively beautiful. (And, yes, her pencil skirt clearly showed off a beautiful ass). Her car happened to be next to mine, so when we were in the parking lot loading our cars, and there was no one else around, I said to her, "Begging your pardon, Ma'am, but I just want to tell you that I think you are drop-dead gorgeous."
She looked at me, and positively BEAMED, then said, "Thank you,"and got in her car and drove off. It felt good to think I had maybe bightened someone's day a little. (Now, I must admit, I was thinking ,"What a great ass!", but I would NEVER say that to a total stranger. (And if someone said to me, "You have a beautiful lump in your pants", I would be equally offended.)

I believe there are certain rules of civility that shoiuld be maintained in all situations, and complimenting strangers is one of them. Keep it honest, clean, and private. That shows a little restraint, and a little respect.


wow. that was really pretty much perfect. that would totally make my day. what a perfect way to handle it. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

never offended


and never mind a good whistles too


when they stop whistling...then i will be offended



what a good no and an eye full of mace ..works wonders
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I wouldn't be offended I would hitch up my skirt, rip off my knickers and ping them at him and say "I can't resist that chat up line, fuck me big boy"


Chance would be a fine thing LOL, but I think I would be offended or I would burst out laughing depending on the man.