I've tried that site before. it doesn't help me. Kansas must be vacant of cougar WOMEN looking for YOUNG MEN. I've emailed a professional cougar expert and she gave me a nother site, but there weren't any cougars in kansas. Am i a freak for wanting t lay with an older woman? please, i really want help, no more jokes. please?
Sorry you've not got any answers, but the thread has been as funny as hell...
Maybe you could check the lonely hearts columns, or join a group or dating site?
I've heard that supermarkets are a good place to pick up women?
Or what about Craigslist or something?
We could help you write an ad!!!!
If you want some lonely cougar action and you are willing to set your standards to low. Go to fucking applebees or a similar establishment at happy hour. Get some cheap domestic beers in you and some fucking bottom shelf margaritas into the first bar slag you see and bing bang boom, you have discovered a cougar in her natural habitat. Im not joking by the way.
Felix actually has the right of it, at least from what I've seen in my little corner of the world.
Thankfully, I'm no cougar ... the men that would want me would still be minors! eep!
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can we please not fight. please?
I woulnd't fit in Vegas. I'm kinda a massive dork i'm told.
So...Applebees? Are you guys sure?
So far i've learned nothing.
Damn and I was actually going to answer the question, hardly seems appropriate after reading all of this
The comments on this thread are among the most interesting and funny ones I've seen. Thanks to all of those who posted comments.
As for me, yes, Cougars are real. In my younger days I enjoyed being with several of them. Now I'm looking for a young lady who seeks the company of an ancient sexual pervert. LOL!!!