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I've tried that site before. it doesn't help me. Kansas must be vacant of cougar WOMEN looking for YOUNG MEN. I've emailed a professional cougar expert and she gave me a nother site, but there weren't any cougars in kansas. Am i a freak for wanting t lay with an older woman? please, i really want help, no more jokes. please?
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Sorry you've not got any answers, but the thread has been as funny as hell...

Maybe you could check the lonely hearts columns, or join a group or dating site?

I've heard that supermarkets are a good place to pick up women?

Or what about Craigslist or something?

We could help you write an ad!!!!
Wild at Heart
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If you want some lonely cougar action and you are willing to set your standards to low. Go to fucking applebees or a similar establishment at happy hour. Get some cheap domestic beers in you and some fucking bottom shelf margaritas into the first bar slag you see and bing bang boom, you have discovered a cougar in her natural habitat. Im not joking by the way.
Buxom Enigma
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Felix actually has the right of it, at least from what I've seen in my little corner of the world.

Thankfully, I'm no cougar ... the men that would want me would still be minors! eep!
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Felix actually has the right of it, at least from what I've seen in my little corner of the world.

Thankfully, I'm no cougar ... the men that would want me would still be minors! eep!


Wrong, Applebee's bar sluts - do not necessarily count as willing cougars on the prowl.

You guys need to wise up.
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Hey, I'm a 21 year old guy and I've always kinda liked older women. My friends think its gross so I tend not to tell people. But I was wondering if cougars do exists.

I'd love to meet one...well be the cub of one actually, but I don't know if anyone would take me. I don't know much about them not matter how hard I look. So I was wondering if the girls on here could clear some things up for me.

If you have the time that is.


I have a friend who is 50 and is banging a 39 year old guy, and she considers that cougarish??

Honestly, I can't go 10 years younger than me without it freaking me out. I'm sure they're out there, but it's just not me.

Good luck!
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Wrong, Applebee's bar sluts - do not necessarily count as willing cougars on the prowl.

You guys need to wise up.


Hey, now. I live in a rural corner of Kansas. Applebee's is the most hopping place around here. Didn't you read the "at least in my little corner of the world" section of my post? Apparently not. Try reading the complete sentence before telling me to "wise up".
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Wrong, Applebee's bar sluts - do not necessarily count as willing cougars on the prowl.

You guys need to wise up.


Is it fair to call an older, older gent who can't even score an applebees bar panther/cougar/bearcat a busted aging sphinx cat?

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can we please not fight. please?
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Hey, now. I live in a rural corner of Kansas. Applebee's is the most hopping place around here. Didn't you read the "at least in my little corner of the world" section of my post? Apparently not. Try reading the complete sentence before telling me to "wise up".


Meh, I see you're a friend/fan of Milick's... that tells me all I need to know.

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Is it fair to call an older, older gent who can't even score an applebees bar panther/cougar/bearcat a busted aging sphinx cat?



Come'ere...young padawan - I'll show you a thing or two.
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can we please not fight. please?


He's not fighting. I think he just came on to me... The sphinx is losing his eyesight. Thinks I'm a girl cub or something maybe.


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Come'ere...young padawan - I'll show you a thing or two.


Da'fuck...
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Las Vegas has plenty of cougars looking for young men. Save your money and plan a trip and I'll even direct you to the 'cougar hot spots' where the hunting takes place. You can check out www.urbancougar.com for Cougar Hotspots: Las Vegas for more information as well. Here is the info.

Las Vegas is prime cougar hunting territory, as the city not only plays host to thousands of weddings (and bachelor parties) every year but is also one of the world’s top tourist destinations. Better yet, Vegas is known for its “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” attitude, which means that plenty of potential cougar targets are looking for some no-strings attached fun the minute they set foot in Sin City. The poker room scene and clubs in Vegas also appeal to a young, male crowd, so cougars will have plenty of options when hunting their prey.

It doesn’t hurt that many casinos provide free drinks at the gaming tables, and that alcohol in general flows very freely in Las Vegas. With inhibitions falling away, it’s very easy for two ships passing in the night to bump into one another all over Vegas, whether at a casino, the famous V Bar at the Venetian, or elsewhere. Add in the fact that plenty of people book a trip to Vegas with the possibility of hooking up high on their list, so it’s one of the easier cities in the world for cougars to find younger men from all walks of life.

Organized cougar conventions and parties make it even easier, as the cougar potential of Las Vegas is already being capitalized on by a wide range of organizers and groups -- not surprising in a city that’s built its fame and fortune on catering to just about every human desire under the sun. Many cougars are happy to wear their spots with pride these days, with more and more conventions and tours catering to them openly.

Aside from the normal stream of tourists and visitors, Vegas also is the home for some of the world’s largest Texas Holdem poker tournaments, rodeos, and UFC fights -- all events that attract a huge crowd of young, rowdy men to Vegas on a regular basis. With an already target-rich environment getting even richer at various times throughout the year, it’s hard for cougars to go wrong with a trip to Las Vegas.

You'll get out of Kansas and be able to have your 'cougar' fun while visiting exciting Las Vegas.
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I woulnd't fit in Vegas. I'm kinda a massive dork i'm told.

So...Applebees? Are you guys sure?
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I recently came to the conclusion that everything Felix says can be trusted, yes. Everything. The cat speaks the truth, always. Learn from him.


He's made you his bitch in slightly over a month.

You've lasted longer than many others. Congrats.
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Dancing_Doll great explanation ... cheers


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Get your terms straight, people!

From Urban Dictionary:

Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male.. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Puma
An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar.

Panther <--- this one is tricky - lots of definitions!
1. A female who likes much older men.
2. A woman in her thirties who likes younger men.
3. An older woman who likes younger women.
4. When a gay man hits on or is interested in younger gay guys.
5. An older black woman who is sexy. A busty black milf.

Jaguar
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

Sabretooth Tiger
A really ancient cougar who tries to pick up really young guys

Mountain Lion
A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

Bobcat
Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part.

Wildcat
aka C.I.T. (Cougar in Training.) A young woman generally between the ages of 25 - 35, who is on the path to cougar-hood. They often exhibit many of the same traits as cougars, but are generally distinguished by a lesser need to seek out prey.

Cheetah
1. Male version of a Cougar.
2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.

Manther
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

Cougar Hawk
Young man who is typically rejected by women his own age and is extra courteous and well mannered when attempting to bag a cougar.

Cub
Cub is a name of young guy who likes to date older women or bang em.

Silverback
This term is derived from the actual description of an older male gorilla. A Silverback in the slang sense is a much older wealthy man who hits on or dates much younger women.
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If it's an older black woman is it politically incorrect to call her a panther?



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Was that meant to be a "funny"?


Thinking the same exact thing.
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So far i've learned nothing.
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Damn and I was actually going to answer the question, hardly seems appropriate after reading all of this
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The comments on this thread are among the most interesting and funny ones I've seen. Thanks to all of those who posted comments.

As for me, yes, Cougars are real. In my younger days I enjoyed being with several of them. Now I'm looking for a young lady who seeks the company of an ancient sexual pervert. LOL!!!
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I woulnd't fit in Vegas. I'm kinda a massive dork i'm told.

So...Applebees? Are you guys sure?


Yeah, if you're a massive dork, vegas may not be good for you. That's a lot of cash to drop just for a chance at a cougar. And to be honest, lots of the woman ready to party in vegas aren't all that old. But like you say, massive dorkiness isn't conducive to vegas.

Applebee's though... I have been in there before and have seen some huge nerds get some 40 year sabertooth tiger some fucking $3 margaritas and score. Like, the cougar smells the loneliness in the dork and sinks her claws in, not before some bottom shelf frozen strawberry margaritas, of course. The expectations are low. They do exist. Some big cats live in the savannah, some live in the jungle. That jungle is applebee's.
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This is hilarious !
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Photographic proof they exist.