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after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?

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nicola
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crazydiamond
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Quote by nicola
If you can't form a proper sentence in English, please do not post in these forums ever again.


Thank you!!!!
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I reply, odd strange for u, understand for meaning yes?
ChrisX
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remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?


If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish silly.
Dudealicious
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Quote by ChrisX


If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish silly.


I am not labeling that sentence as gibberish but thanks ChrisX, I appreciate the warning.
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TheDevilsWeakness
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Oh c'mon... It's entertaining!

We could always move Remember's postings to the Humour section. Or create a new section called Deciphering & Redundant.
blazestcyr
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was thinking it was me..lmao..and define fresh..is that like a vagina wash??lmao
Shylass
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after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?


I want to know, is "after sex" like After Eights? Because they can be turned into nommy cake that looks like it's been spunked on:


(Cum Cake picture courtesy of Saga)

And when you say, "fresh man", do you mean the kind who has just stepped out of the shower after a lemon rinse, or the kind who puts his hands all over you (i.e. "gets fresh")?

Give me another what? Piece of Cum Cake?

I don't know if I will accept. It depends on a lot of factors. But I do like cake...
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Nikki703
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He is an Advanced Wordsmith! Imagine that!!
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Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!
Shylass
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Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!


You obviously haven't read or listened to any of my stories. A gingerbread men features largely (snigger) in one (plus some poems), and others make cameo appearances in other stories. Nom nom nom!
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pixiedust65
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Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept?


I read it as " You just had sex, now a man who has bathed in pine sol wants to give you another sex, do you accept"

I don't know. Pine Sol smells pretty strong. How fresh is he? Is he substituting pine sol for real showers?
Nikki703
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Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!


I dont know, she seems to be enjoying it!
sprite
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as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.

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Dancing_Doll
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I prefer fresh men. Keep 'em coming.
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Quote by pixiedust65


I read it as " You just had sex, now a man who has bathed in pine sol wants to give you another sex, do you accept"

I don't know. Pine Sol smells pretty strong. How fresh is he? Is he substituting pine sol for real showers?


I'm more worried about the whole "give you another sex" part. You gonna agree to a sex change operation just straight after sex? "Hmmm, now that I've just had a dick in me, I wonder how it is to have a dick inside a pussy?"
pixiedust65
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as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.



There goes my next story.
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Quote by Willow
Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!



Post of the day right here! I laughed out loud. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH!
Shylass
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I dont know, she seems to be enjoying it!
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Quote by Dudealicious
remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?



Did she have a stroke or is she just a blond?
pixiedust65
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Biting my tongue............



Is that because you don't want a mob of angry blondes coming for you?
NymphWriter
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Post must this be the Yoda... understand I do not... Gingerbread Man fresh I like... post topic sense makes none.
clum
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Quote by ChrisX
If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish silly.


"Sister from another Mister"
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Good thing I am a Blonde with a sense of humor lol
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Quote by sprite
as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.


Even if the Pine Sol is more than 16yo?