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Which misspelt words irritate you the most, or don't they?

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pert near can!
nicola
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pert near can!


Say what now?
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that's redneck for pretty nearly can, get it done.
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that's redneck for pretty nearly can, get it done.


Say what now?

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One of the comics sayings that he's famous for, the comic being Larry The Cable Guy, is git er done. Like, "get it done". Whatever needs to be done.
Another redneck, hillbilly or lazy southern saying is pert near can.

Man, if I keep trying to explain this I'll get confused too! Isn't ASP originally from La?

HEY! ASP! Help a sista out!!

Explain to this ex GB chick what I mean! LOL!!!
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ex GB - that;s a girlie boy?

I love a good fight. A Rock head vs a Seal.

Wife on Wife
Zafia
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hehehe
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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*nudges Zafia* What'd he say?
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pert near can

This is southern statement within a statement, depending on how intelligent you are.

First, it is translated loosely as "Yes, you (or I, or we) can pretty well (also translated as "very well") do it." There are variations on this, of course.

Then there is the "wheel within a wheel" spiel, which, in this case, means "there is a bottle of Pert (shampoo) near the toilet".

pert near can
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*nudges Zafia* What'd he say?


"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
techgoddess
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This is the Arkansas 12th grade reading test, would you pass?

Please read the following out loud:

MR DUCKS
MR NOT
SAR
CM WINGS
LIB
MR DUCKS

Did ya get it? Let's try a few more:

MR MICE
MR NOT
SAR
CM EDBD FEET
LIB
MR MICE


MR PUPPIES
MR NOT
SAR
CM PN
LIB
MR PUPPIES


MR TAXPAYERS
MR NOT
SAR
CM MT POCKETS
LIB
MR TAXPAYERS


MR SNAKES
MR NOT
SAR
CM BD EYES
LIB
MR SNAKES

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Yup, I got it. Definitely ARE snakes.
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I dont get it....and I live in Arkansas!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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dissappointment
dissappear
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I don't get it either Tech, I must be thick!
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mispelled
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I got it Tech. Pretty funny!
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MR MICE
MR NOT
SAR
CM EDBD FEET
LIB
MR MICE

Translated:

'Em are mice.
'Em are not!
'es they are!
See 'em itty bitty feet?
'ell, I'll be!
'Em are mice!

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Thanks Rocco! I was afraid to say anything.
techgoddess
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MR MICE
MR NOT
SAR
CM EDBD FEET
LIB
MR MICE

Translated:

'Em are mice.
'Em are not!
'es they are!
See 'em itty bitty feet?
'ell, I'll be!
'Em are mice!




Thanks, baby! Although it's scary how much you "get" me!

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I don't get it either Tech, I must be thick!


Not thick...just don't ever have a reason to "think in a southern drawl".

Here's one for my girlz...

MR FRIENDS
MR NOT
SAR
CM Handcuffs and water balloons
LIB
MR FRIENDS

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LMAO Tech! Seriously, that is a 12th grade reading test here in Arkansas??
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
techgoddess
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LMAO Tech! Seriously, that is a 12th grade reading test here in Arkansas??


According to my sister it is...but she is such a practical joker sometimes, it's hard to know for sure!
(ummm glad you laughed...no disrespect intended)

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