Quote by Saucymh
I find the sex far harder to write than the story. I quite often write the whole story with the words "inventive sex" inserted wherever it will eventually be needed. I find it incredibly hard to find new ways to describe the sex.
let me help with some of my best phrases:
he put stuffed his drain pipe into her hooha and wiggled it about like a snake on fire.
"Shazam!" she cried out while bouncing up and down on his dingdong.
he spun her around like a top until she was on her back, her legs spread like an elastic chicken, one toe doing a slow rhumba in the air. be began slapping her hairy fluffadoodle with his monster shlong until they both exploded in a flurry of super duper hotness.
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