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Licensed professional Engineer (civil); professional musician (woodwinds - mostly theater work, and a few big band gigs); clock repairman, specializing in clocks made prior to 1835.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Secondary school maths teacher, exercise addict, freelance proof reader.
Husband of a hotwife, dad, president of a marketing agency
Paramedic, Volunteer Firefighter.
Bookstore Manager for a major university's Regional Campus in the city where I reside.
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You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
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--Evanescence
Retired now. Used to work in an office.
Semi retired truck driver/ equipment operator.
Father of 2 great daughters
Grandfather to 4 awesome grandkids
Dating an awesome young woman, living with my best friend of 15 years! and busting my ass in medical school every minute I am not here!
Mother that exercises 4x a week and jogs. I'm taking a Belly Dancing class. Seriously addicted to Starbucks. Professor of English at a small Private Liberal Arts College. Specializing in Ethnic Lit. Every semester brings change and I like it that way.
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I work in retail. A small boutique store but situated in a large shopping mall. I sell ladies fashions. A bit of eveything from lingerie to coats. I only work part time. The pay is lousy but it has perks. I get given clothing by some of the wholesalers and I also five finger discount small stuff. Mostly lingerie! It keeps me in underwear cause I seem to lose them all the time! LOL
I am retired now was a Computer and Network troubleshooter for the Phone Company
If a hot girl approaches me, I do a very good job to be a saint. That could be the reason, why I am online looking to be devilish.
I am a strict, boring, prim teacher by day... naughty, mouthy lushie by night...
I work as a secretary in a law office and Im also a tattoo apprentice for a local shop and Im studying art history at night. I hope to teach college one day.
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Cashier in an organic grocery store.

Soon to be back working as a Dive Master.


Now I am a Dive Master and Marine Biology student aspiring to become a Marine Engineer.
I'm a sophomore in college during the week, Early Childhood Education with Special Education Major.
And sadly on the weekend, I'm a stupid greeter at a Sports store.
I go to college part-time. That is why I am a 22 yr. old sophomore, almost a junior. I work some at my uncle's bait shop/convenience store and at a beach gift shop. During the summer I work renting surf boards, kayaks, beach toys to tourist at the beach. And that isn't all, I also cut grass, do yard work and wash cars for extra money too.
My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.
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Im English but im on a years working holiday in Australia, but im staying with my uncles atm in the mountains, i got a job at Aldi of all places (you can laugh but its really good money actually!) so i can save some money up. Im pretty bored here because theres not alot to do, hence im spending alot of time on here, but once ive saved up enough i'll be leaving for the city, then onto travelling round Oz smile. In England i used to be a mechanical engineer, but when the shit hit the economic fan, i lost my job. Ive done some construction work too, but im getting away from that now, i want to stay in retail if i can. I want to do alot more travelling, i dont think i'll be seeing England again for a long while, theres very little in the way of prospects back there, particularly where i come from, its an economic shit hole. Australia rocks! :)
I am home schooling my dyslexic 14 year old son. I used to be a literacy teacher. I have run homework help centres, taught Harm Minimisation in Needle Exchanges, Prisons, Juvenile Justice Centres and at the Sydney Gender Centre and let me tell you......he''s the most challenging student I have ever had. If you could Matriculate in YouTube though, he'd be a fecking Rhodes Scholar.

For money, I work from home mostly, for a boutique wine merchant. I have a list of well heeled clients and I flog them pricey booze. They refer me to their similarly well heeled friends and I flog them some more of the same. Assuring all of them they're getting the best possible deal.

There's about a 600% mark up on what we pay for it under an excise subsidy and what we pass it on to them at...but what the fuck...they're all lawyers, bankers and stockbrokers. It's about time I started stealing from them. One of my clients just offered me a job actually in Brisbane. He's a head hunter and said he wants me in Client Services. He said I was the best Customer Liaison person he had ever dealt with.

Pity it's 800km away from home...the commute would be a right bastard.

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Everyone who works at Aldi is lovely. Woolworths checkout chicks/chaps are surly and at Coles they're often none too bright. But the kids at Aldi are great. They tell me the pay id pretty good and that unlike the big retailers, they're allowed to have piercings, tatts and spacers too.
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― P.J. O'Rourke
My former occupation was a business analyst, software QA tester. My last job, however was working for an art company where we sold art in hotels (nad no, not Starving Artists). I worked in the office as the manager of direct marketing and managed art shows on the weekends. After they went Out of business, I made money by scrapping and selling the items at yard sales, flea markets and online. Now just sell online.
I'm the owner of a gunshop specializing in Black Powder, fulltime mom and wife. In my spare time, me and hubby go shooting and blow stuff up.
By weekday, I design high voltage electrical systems for cities and towns. By weekend, I play bass and guitars in a band.

LL: who doesn't like blowing stuff up with projectiles?
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I'm the owner of a gunshop specializing in Black Powder, fulltime mom and wife. In my spare time, me and hubby go shooting and blow stuff up.


Sounds like a blast! (no pun intended) [ok maybe I intended the pun a little bit] By day I work for the country as a law enforcement agent by night I do the same thing by weekday and weekend I do the same thing. I am the job, the job owns me. Sad but true.
day job a pilot, for fun build doll houses for my twin girl and build 1/4 scale r/c plane and sailboat my wife and I are co-pastor for 16 year
Won't say what I do for a living, it could end a great career if the wrong person knew. otherwise, I have done many of the things I write about in real life. I have only published one story so far, but have written many others and will be posting some of them soon, along with new ones. My life is very boring compared to what it used to be though,my wife of 13 yrs quit swinging and its not as easy to fuck around without her as a partner. What Im saying is that I really dont want to cheat, I would prefer to swing with my wife as my partner!
Hubby and I own a couple of Franchises. But we each have our own businesses as well. I often subcontract to his company and we work together frequently around the world.

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I am a pediatric surgeon specializing in contagious diseases, stressful career, grateful lush helps relieve the tensions. ricky6999
playsit, VERY true!!! ;-)