....should WMM simply accept the prostrate grovelling form of an apology from Mercianknight and move on?
He pulls out his lance, letting all marvel at it's length, girth and shiny tip as he.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
... commands the boy band retread to dance upon his girlfriend's Brazilian-waxed grassy knoll of justice.
She splits like a banana at a chocolate fudge convention, waiting for double scoops of ...
(3 points for vague n'sync reference)
chunky monkey ice cream to be put on the waffle cone. When she got through paying for the cold treat, she.....
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manipulated a pair of chopsticks like a baton twirler and tossed them upwards. Landing, each stuck her to the spot where she sat...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
...whereupon she yanked and pulled and finally ripped away from them. She cussed like a tat artist at a shipyard, but the waitress came by and...
fiddled her fiddle in plain view of the colorfully plummaged peacock prancing itself through the restaurant. It spoke precisely like it carefully thought out its statement beforehand, "Will someone please help me eat? I haven't any hands to hold the cutlery"...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
......"Then eat this!" sneered a wanton Lady Nicola as she grabbed the hapless girls head and shoved it between her legs.
She revelled in the knowledge that her power to create such stimulating threads had lead to.........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Mercianknight finding that his once firm lance was sadly limp. Oh dear, how discouraging that was to a valiant standard bearer!
The only non-drug or porn image related remedy was to have it, well, lanced...
by the only skilled lancer who would or could brazenly attempt such a delicate operation with both the ferocity and the finesse required.
"Paging Doctor Damon, paging Doctor Damon," blared out the urgent vocal dispatch over the hospital's intercom system, as...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"No,No!" screamed Nurse Gypsy, who was afraid her dastardly plot to get her hands on that Lance was about to come to naught.
She soothed the patient's troubled brow, placed her hands around the object of her desire and slowly........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
opened the jar of pickled onions, delicately placing the bulbous delicacy between her lips. She closed her eyes and imagined...
...how much better her life would be with a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
Unable to reconcile these conflicting emotions, she suddenly succumbed to the urge to.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
tweeze, wax and shave her pubic region to form the lines of a tic-tac-toe game upon her vulva. For added effect she thought to dye the horizontal stripes...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
...when the familiar sound of a transporter beam caught her attention and suddenly she was confronted by two Borg drones who quickly inserted their probes flooding her with nanites.
Unable to resist, she felt her body succumb to.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
a general burning and itching sensation that radiated from the clefted site of intrusion. The nanites dribbled down her leg as she futilely resisted a craving for ...
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. She suddenly realised she was late for her appointment with the remarkable and talented...
......WellMadeMale who was going to show her how he had helped Queen Nicola groom her little pussy to be used as an avatar.
The thought of such a subliminal message made her quiver so she decided to .........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
look up subliminal in her dicrionary to get it right.
"No, I'm not intrested in...
....a subscription to Readers Digest."
She then threw the book to one side, pulled her damp thongs off, and marched out the door determined to....
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
... those in need of sex, of course! Realising that Gypsy had busted out of the established and unspoken rules for this thread and replied to her own post, someone (other than Mercianknight) resonded with charitable kindness but sincere longing...
.....because Mercianknight's feelings had been hurt.
Knowing that he could no longer look forward to the good rogering he had planned for Gypsy, he sheathed his lance (ow, ow, it won't bend), and .....
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
sang a Utopian mating chant in a high soprano vocal range until everything flying by crash landed safely in the ocean. "Most of the debris has either evaporated or otherwise disappeared" announced the stork kicking the last bits of oil off its webbed feet...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
....and regretting ever having left Cheltenham to explore the world.
Across the vast waters of the Atlantic Ocean Hurricane Danielle gathered herself and swiftly....
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
migrated across the Florida peninsula, as a Cat5 hurricane and then removed all the oil from the Gulf and deposited it throughout the southern tier landmass of U.S. states. The good news is, the Gulf of Mexico is fit to fish and play in; the bad news is...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
....there has been a collapse in the sales of hair gel and an upsurge of guys walking around in leather jackets shouting "Ha-aaay!!" whilst menacingly waving their thumbs!!!
Meanwhile, the geeky nerds of the world had managed to crack the security protocols preventing them from opening e-harmony accounts and were now....
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
furiously cybering with all of the available former super-models who constantly scanned the online dating regions for their life-changing white knights.
One such nerd, Niebaum, had created a portable auto-masturbatory machine which would...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Also slice and dice, and make Juilen potatos, making him a small fortune in Television driven sales.
He used his small fortune to build a two man rocketship to fufil his dream of...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
....finally winning the Nerdiest Nerd at the Vegas Star Trek convention.
Grateful that his lycra pants did not make his butt look too big, he swaggered over to.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
