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Unexpected endings - writing challenge (ongoing)
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Internet Sensation
...stumbled upon the cat, fell down the stairs, stood up and went to the kitchen to make some popcorn.
It's the first time...
It's the first time...
Active Ink Slinger
He'd tried oyster flavored popcorn. According to the site he'd purchased it from, it would increase his libido.
But instead...
But instead...
Internet Sensation
it made his woman so horny that he had to call customservice for advice.
Birgit leaned in...
Birgit leaned in...
Active Ink Slinger
considered something only back-alley sluts do to get a quick buck to keep up their habit of choice. To please him, she.......
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Active Ink Slinger
...backpack to better conceal the replica Darth Vader helmet he had hidden there.
He spread the long fingers of his broad hands across.......
He spread the long fingers of his broad hands across.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Constant Gardener
the pectoral muscles of his upper torso and tweaked his own erect nipples. His estrogen injections had apparently not...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
.... firmed up his moobs (man tits) enough for him to wear that frilly half-cup bra he had purchased last week.
She looked across the dining table and sighed as she saw .......
She looked across the dining table and sighed as she saw .......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Constant Gardener
the shredded remains of her prized purple electronic Rabbit vibrator; she should have heeded the warnings of her boyfriend who had previously indicated that her favored lube reminded him of the scent of Purina puppy chow. Trapped in the elevator, between floors...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
... she had no choice but to strip off her panties, throw the seven WarCraft gamers to the floor, fuck them stupid, stack their exhausted bodies one atop the other, and climb up on top of the stack so that she could exit the ceiling hatch and climb on top of the elevator. She reached up, thankful for all the exercise she had done in the gym, and pulled apart the exterior elevator doors. But as the doors popped open, her jaw dropped to her incredibly awesome tits as she saw...
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
Internet Sensation
Gav's true Identity as he put on his stormtrooper costume over his giant yoda ears.
"Don't tell Nicola that...
"Don't tell Nicola that...
Active Ink Slinger
there isn't a single thing tactical advisers wanted more than a Barbie doll still in its original packaging. Spending time searching ebay proved fruitless except for the papaya and current Susie bought at bargain basement prices. Though one item caught her attention especially...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Active Ink Slinger
...the pair of irridescent pink Crocs that just screamed "wear me" at her.
Sat in her pink bathrobe, looking in the mirror at her pale blue hair curlers stacked atop her head, she suddenly thought..........
Sat in her pink bathrobe, looking in the mirror at her pale blue hair curlers stacked atop her head, she suddenly thought..........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Constant Gardener
orange mohawk, nothing says, 'Supreme self-confidence' like a new hairdo! But what color should I adorn my nails with, she wondered as she chewed them to the quick and shrank back...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
... from the realisation that she has just flipped herself the bird; why, she truly did not know.
Thinking this over, she sucked back a generous glass of chilled champagne, and was beginning to relax when suddenly, a shrill and ear splitting shriek caused her to tumble to the floor, although her champagne bearing hand was held valiantly high...
Thinking this over, she sucked back a generous glass of chilled champagne, and was beginning to relax when suddenly, a shrill and ear splitting shriek caused her to tumble to the floor, although her champagne bearing hand was held valiantly high...
Active Ink Slinger
....and she realised the shriek was her own unexpected reaction to hitting the "ON" button to her remote controlled butterfly vibrator which she had put in place earlier, ready for this evenings activities.
He held the key mere inches from the key-hole, all the while thinking........
He held the key mere inches from the key-hole, all the while thinking........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
...be at the job site 9:00AM sharp if he still wanted that job, and to bring his own tools and make sure he packed a lunch. Almost immediately, he began to worry that...
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Active Ink Slinger
...the heavy duty construction boots may clash with his lime green, form fitting latex body suit. He was fretting over where he could store his spirit level when, suddenly, there was a knock at the door........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Active Ink Slinger
"Housekeeping. You want new linen?" Said the thick accented Korean woman outside the door. "No I do not want linen. I just want to sleep" Jerome stated rather punctually stuffing his face down on the pillow. "Housekeeping. You want hot towel?" called the woman now frantically banging on the door. "Leave me alone!" Jerome replied now angered and beyond pissed at the tone this attendant was using with him.
Thinking that the worst was behind him another knock shook the door on its frame repeatedly. "Housekeeping! You want sucky sucky? Only five dorrars!" She yelped like an excited puppy. Jerome went to the door and upon opening it...
Thinking that the worst was behind him another knock shook the door on its frame repeatedly. "Housekeeping! You want sucky sucky? Only five dorrars!" She yelped like an excited puppy. Jerome went to the door and upon opening it...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Constant Gardener
watched in flabbergasted amusement as a forty inch tall, bearded, double amputee deftly unzipped his trousers with agile Caucasian lips.
The Sun glinted from his shiny bald pate as...
The Sun glinted from his shiny bald pate as...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
....he unceremoniously shoved the suction end of the housekeeping vacuum cleaner hose over the exposed member and flicked the switch to the on position. "How you like sucky, sucky now big fella? I teach you not to fuck with my daughter."
She spun around upon hearing the blood curdling howl, dropping her wooden spatula in the process, and.........
She spun around upon hearing the blood curdling howl, dropping her wooden spatula in the process, and.........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Active Ink Slinger
mixed herself a cool glass of lemonade. "Mmmhmm" she hummed. "That is some high quality lem-o-nade there. Yesiree", she continued then spit into a spittoon like country folk'll do.
Her three legged dog named speedy skipped along merrily across the unfinished floor complete with burn marks and warping from their kitchen sink being located in the bathroom. "Silly mutt! He oughta git a job like da rest of us'll do after the govvament stops payin' me to be jobless"
But then....
Her three legged dog named speedy skipped along merrily across the unfinished floor complete with burn marks and warping from their kitchen sink being located in the bathroom. "Silly mutt! He oughta git a job like da rest of us'll do after the govvament stops payin' me to be jobless"
But then....
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
Active Ink Slinger
...her brothers, wifes, son-in-law came in through the door with a huge grin on his face. She ran into his arms and they kissed passionately.
"Gosh, woo-man, if every man was greeted by his wife the way you greet me every day, then no-one would ever need to hear the word DEE-VORCE. Now bend over yon kitchen counter!!"
Across the street, the ever nosey, gossip hungry, Gladys Crapper peered through her curtains and.........
"Gosh, woo-man, if every man was greeted by his wife the way you greet me every day, then no-one would ever need to hear the word DEE-VORCE. Now bend over yon kitchen counter!!"
Across the street, the ever nosey, gossip hungry, Gladys Crapper peered through her curtains and.........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Constant Gardener
pondered the directive and the requested meaning of two sentences per post. Does that mean three or more sentences, perhaps a paragraph of six clumped together sentences, or...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.