...all tied up with the big bang and all of that clap trap when the Earth got created. I once understood it all so clearly, but ever since being trapped in the elevator with twenty women in square dancing skirts, I was really not capable of any sort of critical analysis. Anytime I started to get serious, the scritch scritch of all that crinoline came blasting back into my mind and I was forced to drown my angst in...
.....a move I learned from the movie "Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo"...... Spinning on my head and immediatly going into the Dolphin and then the Helicopter Backspin. Oh the memories of the days of carrying around an old folded up refrigerator box and a boom box the size of a city block on my shoulder bring a.........
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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...sudden urge to get the old cardboard out of storage and the boom box out of the pawn shop and see if I still got the moves. It would be nice if some of my old break dance buddies were still around, the last I heard they were...
camping in tents near Michael Jackson's mausoleum, praying for His resurrection and second...
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...hand clothes to become available on ebay. The white glove apparently fetched US$110K, who know how much his...
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...unfinished manuscript of the story he planned on submitting to Lush might fetch. Of course that story would probably have been rejected considering the rumors of and the like, but reportedly the text is rumored to have contained details about a little known...
combination health snack - sex toy which was planned to be introduced to his legions of fans during his heyday in the mid eighties. The irony was that edible device was also a slick chocolate nutbar promoted by Elizabeth Taylor, yet it was this product's versatility which ...
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most often triggered his acute paraskavedekatriaphobia. The last time it happened, he'd ended up in the ER chatting up a nurse who...
was poking him with needles all the while chattering what she and her boyfriend did last night in the operating room
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
which was probably the wildest latex-glove water-balloon fight that ever took place in this hospital. The puddles of water had dried overnight but there were still fragments of...
shredded dignity, dripping from the walls and ceiling. Meanwhile, at the edge of Okefenokee Swamp, a shy Bigfoot peered into the open flapping entrance of a tent...
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...and asked for a razor and shaving cream, because he was feeling a bit hairy and wanted to get rid of the excess hair to impress Little Miss Muffett and ask her out on a date. When he was clean shaven, he saw Miss Muffett eating what appeared to be oatmeal and approached her. Miss Muffett looked up and asked,...
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tamales that she brought out from a big basket behind her. Apparently, she's hungry and can't wait for dinner that she asked a....
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naked man named Spider who sat down beside her if she could lick him since he looked so delicious.
"Yes, you may," he replied excitedly, then stood in front of her and....
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...yes heroes, those long sandwiches were something he felt the utmost respect for...in fact, it inflamed him on the inside every time someone used the word "hoagie"...he thought it showed a lack of respect for the one thing he felt so strongly about. In fact, every time he even heard the mention of the word "hoagie" he could barely contain his anger, at one time he even went as far as...
...dialing the Hoagie Hatred Advice Line (HHAL). He was answered by a delectable sounding young lady, who went by the name of pink tranquility. They got on like a house on fire, and it turned out that pink tranquility didn't live all that far away, so they decided to...
Head to Pittsburgh to watch the Pirates play the Penguins with Pinks sister Purple.
After Their fill of pizza, pop, peanuts, and popcorn, Pink says; lets jump that train and...
... Hop on to a freight train bound for somewhere in the middle of...
The Pacific Ocean. There we could dive for canned Lobsters and Star kissed Tuna. Cut all the tree's down and build a mansion on the lake.
After going ice skating, and building a fire...
we could plug our laptops into the smoldering embers and practice editing each other's erotic stories. Who knows, we might even invent a new language, create a new fad, or at the very least...
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Have sex on the water bed. We could build a plane with pontoons out of scrap that we salvage from the bottom of Lake Pacifica,
And fly to...
The celebration of rubber bands, held each year in a place called Boston. Its the cities most famed celebration. Even more famous than.....
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
The Running of The Yetis, in Timbuktu. As usual, there will be those who whine about the censorship occurring on a free, erotica-themed, adult networking site, while a sane man would realize that nothing is freer than the feeling of ...
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...a uniquely flavored kernel ideal for kettle corn. It is rumored that after munching a fistful of kettle corn prepared this way, a popular member of Lush was so…
.....in for a surprise when he gets home. Emails, emails, emails. More Emails then he could ever imagine!! One in particular stood out. The question asked of him was......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He pondered for a moment if there was some deeply hidden philosophical meaning here, and if perhaps the fate of all mankind depended on his answer...he figured he'd best call...
...his sister in law, who was an expert in tautology. Her line was engaged however, so he decided instead, to give up on that particular chucking conundrum, and focus on a more pressing matter...
The lithe brunette's firm, denim covered ass, which had been backed up and shoved into the front of his pelvis. As he gazed down upon Miss Perfect Butt's delicious V-shaped torso, he noticed out of the corner of his right eye, that he was standing, barefooted in a large pool of...
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Freshly roasted marshmallows. While wasting time on the thought of how they got there, he didn't realize......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
that his mobile butt plug had eased out and he was in danger of staining his brand new, designer khaki cargo shorts. But that's just one risk of free swinging, commando-style...the benefits far outweighed...
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