I once met a girl down in Dixie,
Who was tiny and built like a pixie,
Asked for cash in advance,
Or no chance down her pants,
And now I know why she's named Trixie.
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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
A young woman who was hot and whorey,
Decided to submit to Lush a story,
It was so poorly written,
The mods were not smitten,
So much for her fame and glory.
Decided to submit to Lush a story,
It was so poorly written,
The mods were not smitten,
So much for her fame and glory.
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Constant Gardener
Whilst fucking a stray fairly old Miss
Still stroking she came with a gush and a hiss
She wooed and she cooed and she cummed and she camed
Splattered some off my chest to my lips, I exclaimed
My Dear, that's not cum, that is piss!
Still stroking she came with a gush and a hiss
She wooed and she cooed and she cummed and she camed
Splattered some off my chest to my lips, I exclaimed
My Dear, that's not cum, that is piss!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
Oh...I'm not your boss
My teeth you don't floss
Your eyes bleed at dreck in the night
While you read and check what we write
What the fuck - is a salad toss?
My teeth you don't floss
Your eyes bleed at dreck in the night
While you read and check what we write
What the fuck - is a salad toss?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Divine Rapscallion
What a fun way to waste time,
Putting pen to paper to rhyme.
A trifling diversion
From Lush Stories immersion —
But now back I go, to read something sublime?
(Hey, it does happen occasionally!)
Putting pen to paper to rhyme.
A trifling diversion
From Lush Stories immersion —
But now back I go, to read something sublime?
(Hey, it does happen occasionally!)
Maggie R
Constant Gardener
I read tales of tails & dirt
Recalled laments of fails & hurt
Occasionally my heart is quenched
Auto-reject, shelved and benched
Story approval, hearty squirt!
Recalled laments of fails & hurt
Occasionally my heart is quenched
Auto-reject, shelved and benched
Story approval, hearty squirt!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
If you're writing a story for Lush,
Take care not to be in a rush.
'Cause the story you're telling;
Not word choice, grammar or spelling;
Is the best way to make readers blush.
Take care not to be in a rush.
'Cause the story you're telling;
Not word choice, grammar or spelling;
Is the best way to make readers blush.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Active Ink Slinger
A young maiden who hailed from London
Cried out, "Oh my God, Sir, I'm undone!"
Replied he, "Do not fret,
For I'm willing to bet,
Someday, you'll decide that it's fun."
Cried out, "Oh my God, Sir, I'm undone!"
Replied he, "Do not fret,
For I'm willing to bet,
Someday, you'll decide that it's fun."
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by alexmarch
For twenty-five cents and a drink,
Easy Susie would show you her ink,
A red robin she'd jest,
Was in flight on her breast,
And its nest was below in her pink.
Love this!!!! 
Wine Connoisseur
There was a young man named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates
A fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
Who danced the fandango on skates
A fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
Rookie Scribe
Funny stuff, your rhyme