"Can that many really fit in that tight little hole?!"
"The shocker...? Oh! I thought my boyfriend was just doing a weird Vulcan hand sign!"
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Damn, how many of my Lush friends deleted their account today? If this continues, I'll have to give up my "Socialite" badge...
"THAT'S why Republicans are so dumb? Well I never...."
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Wow, over 300 friend requests in my inbox today and I've been a featured member for the last ten days, Lush really is a friendly site...btw, I wonder if anyone noticed the naked pictures I posted in my profile...
"I didn't think you could do that."
How did Dirty Martini get ahold of that damned photograph of me!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"Its been a whole year - they warned me this place was addicting!"
How dare my little bro post them pics that I let him take that's the last time he gets in my bed daddy only from now on
"They made HIM a farking moderator!?!?!"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Oh my God! Is that my boss!!
"So that's what I should do with my pubes, interesting."
Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?
I can't believe that dweeb wrote about that one time at band camp. That was my first time, too. I'm going to give him a 1.
How the hell did she fit that in there?
"I thought of a great story idea... no wait, it's gone! I forgot to save it!"
What the hell!! Who rejected my story?!
Oh my god, these 3D glasses really do work with porn!
OMFG, That's me and....... SHIT!
"Oooh, Double Penetration!"
"Ok, I've put on my glasses and opened my mouth - now what?"
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Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber "OMG, Google Play disallowed lush's sex story app, despite there being 100+ other sex story apps for Android available in the same store. Are they totally incompetent?"
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"Wow, those new eBooks from Lush Stories are really fucking hot...can't wait 'till the next one comes out..."
"FUCK!!!! Lush accidentally released all their members actual personal information?????"
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