Any and all Woody Allen movies. I've tried on many occasion to sit and watch one of his movies. I get so agitated by 10 mins in I have to get up and shut it off.
I simply cannot stand the man, his acting or directing. He really irritates me.
His voice and mannerisms makes me want to bang my head repeatedly against a concrete wall.
And I really don't know why I have such a violent reaction to him, but if I had a glass of water and he was on fire, I'd drink it.
Twilight
Harry Potter
Smurfs
Ground Hogs Day and The Christmas Story are ones I hate, with a passion. >_<
Juno, with an absolute fuckin' passion!
Oh, look at me. I'm all thoughtful and moody and enjoy puzzles, with my anoying folk music.
Granted, I was trying to assemble some poorly drilled flat-pack furniture at the time, which may have clouded my judgement. But still, I stand by my earlier hate-filled ramblings.
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. Currently, White House Down is the worst movie I've seen in a LONG time.
Anything starring Jennifer Anniston...
The Last Airbender!
The casting was so wrong.... the acting was crappy!
Every RomCom except the Whedon "Much Ado about Nothing" and "The Princess Bride"
Any BroSho or ChickFlick
The "New" Star Wars Trilogy
And I've only begun fucking with you people.
At the end of the day, it's all math.
Norbit, the last house on the left. A movie called neighbor, not to be confused the move The neighbor, which is pg13. The one I hate is R.
The new Karate Kid
I refuse to see it for several reasons, but the biggest reason is the kid learns Kung Fu not Karate.
At that rate it should have been called the Kung Fu Kid. Most people do not know the difference or even care.
I am not like most people.
Autumn in New York
Sweet November
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.