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STATE Movies You Absolutely HATE, Whether You Seen Them Or Not!

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Have you ever seen The Gift? You may be pleasantly surprised with Keanu Reeves.

I love the name you chose, and Tombstone!!!


I try my best to not watch Keanu... Only reason I liked The Devil's Advocate is because of my fave all time actor... Al Pacino...
Thanks for the name compliment... I love Tombstone!!!!!!
Any and all Woody Allen movies. I've tried on many occasion to sit and watch one of his movies. I get so agitated by 10 mins in I have to get up and shut it off.
I simply cannot stand the man, his acting or directing. He really irritates me.
His voice and mannerisms makes me want to bang my head repeatedly against a concrete wall.
And I really don't know why I have such a violent reaction to him, but if I had a glass of water and he was on fire, I'd drink it.
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Any and all Woody Allen movies. I've tried on many occasion to sit and watch one of his movies. I get so agitated by 10 mins in I have to get up and shut it off.
I simply cannot stand the man, his acting or directing. He really irritates me.
His voice and mannerisms makes me want to bang my head repeatedly against a concrete wall.
And I really don't know why I have such a violent reaction to him, but if I had a glass of water and he was on fire, I'd drink it.


LOL.... You would drink the glass of water??? Funny stuff.. I would at least put Keanu's fire out after he was disfigured so he couldn't act anymore....
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LOL.... You would drink the glass of water??? Funny stuff.. I would at least put Keanu's fire out after he was disfigured so he couldn't act anymore....


There is something about Woody Allen that sets my teeth on edge and raises my hackles. So yeah, I'd drink the water.

Now you may not be a fan of Keanu or his movies, but in all seriousness, he's one of my favorite people.

I met him about 16yrs ago in a hotel lobby in Chicago.
Keanu is a very polite, quiet and subdued man.
He was very pleasant with me when I asked if he had time and if I could get a picture with him.

Then I realized I was out of film (digital cameras were not around then) so he took me around the corner for coffee.
He signed my cup with, "Keanu Reeves bought me this coffee" and we chatted for a bit once he found out that I was a fellow canuck and hockey fan. (And yes he did make fun of my allegiance to the Leafs)
He's honestly one of the nicest and most down to earth people I've ever met.
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I also dislike almost every spoof movie ever made. All the Scary Movies, Disaster Movies, Epic Movies.... not funny.


I couldn't agree more. I hate these films, they're so far from funny. What a waste of money to even make them.
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Hancock
Transformers
Fast and Furious
Daredevil
Ghost Rider
Paranormal Activity
Drive Angry
Thor

That kind of stupid crap...

Also, lately every movie starring Colin Farrell gets on my nerves. Not sure why...


I like those films. Oops! :3 I'm not a big Colin Farrell fan either.
Ground Hogs Day and The Christmas Story are ones I hate, with a passion. >_<
Juno, with an absolute fuckin' passion!

Oh, look at me. I'm all thoughtful and moody and enjoy puzzles, with my anoying folk music.

Granted, I was trying to assemble some poorly drilled flat-pack furniture at the time, which may have clouded my judgement. But still, I stand by my earlier hate-filled ramblings.
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I couldn't agree more. I hate these films, they're so far from funny. What a waste of money to even make them.


See, there was once this very funny spoof movie called Airplane. And the same guys made a spoof TV show called Police Squad that led to spoof movies called The Naked Gun.

And ever since, Hollywood has assumed that gag a minute spoof movies are, by definition, funny when, in fact, the last one that was actually funny came out somewhere around 1994.

To paraphrase John Cleese, "This is a dead genre. It is pushing up the daisies and shuffled off this mortal coil. I has expired. It has laughed its last."

And to the list of hated films, I shall add anything by James Cameron after The Abyss. Yes, I hate Titanic and Avatar. Sue me. Even The Abyss is iffy in places, but I did like it in the end, though not as much as the two Terminators and Aliens.
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Ground Hogs Day and The Christmas Story are ones I hate, with a passion. >_<


A Christmas Story is my alltime fave Xmas movie.... Geez...
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There is something about Woody Allen that sets my teeth on edge and raises my hackles. So yeah, I'd drink the water.

Now you may not be a fan of Keanu or his movies, but in all seriousness, he's one of my favorite people.

I met him about 16yrs ago in a hotel lobby in Chicago.
Keanu is a very polite, quiet and subdued man.
He was very pleasant with me when I asked if he had time and if I could get a picture with him.

Then I realized I was out of film (digital cameras were not around then) so he took me around the corner for coffee.
He signed my cup with, "Keanu Reeves bought me this coffee" and we chatted for a bit once he found out that I was a fellow canuck and hockey fan. (And yes he did make fun of my allegiance to the Leafs)
He's honestly one of the nicest and most down to earth people I've ever met.


I am sure he is a very nice guy.... He seems that way.. Maybe if he had better roles... Him and Brendan Frasier gets on my nerves (acting wise).
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I am sure he is a very nice guy.... He seems that way.. Maybe if he had better roles... Him and Brendan Frasier gets on my nerves (acting wise).


Oh geez... Next thing you're going to try to tell me is Jason Statham and Daniel Craig aren't gods.

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Oh geez... Next thing you're going to try to tell me is Jason Statham and Daniel Craig aren't gods.



Stratham???? His acting is horrendous.... I know he supposedly has this awesome body... But geez... Anyone in The Expendables is really reaching now... I like Craig.. Didn't until Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and Skyfall...
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Stratham???? His acting is horrendous.... I know he supposedly has this awesome body... But geez... Anyone in The Expendables is really reaching now... I like Craig.. Didn't until Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and Skyfall...


You're dead to me now...
Currently, White House Down is the worst movie I've seen in a LONG time.
I have an amazing ability to sleep through movies. I honestly can't remember a movie I disliked so much I couldn't sleep through it
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See, there was once this very funny spoof movie called Airplane. And the same guys made a spoof TV show called Police Squad that led to spoof movies called The Naked Gun.

And ever since, Hollywood has assumed that gag a minute spoof movies are, by definition, funny when, in fact, the last one that was actually funny came out somewhere around 1994.

To paraphrase John Cleese, "This is a dead genre. It is pushing up the daisies and shuffled off this mortal coil. I has expired. It has laughed its last."

And to the list of hated films, I shall add anything by James Cameron after The Abyss. Yes, I hate Titanic and Avatar. Sue me. Even The Abyss is iffy in places, but I did like it in the end, though not as much as the two Terminators and Aliens.


It's one of the reasons why I'm so picky one the films I watch. It'd odd given I own so many, but I really am the most pickiest with comedies, because they usually aren't funny at all. Followed by, horrors, they aren't scary, just bloody and over the top.
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A Christmas Story is my alltime fave Xmas movie.... Geez...


Trust me, I get this reaction a lot. I still hate it, it's a really stupid film.
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Trust me, I get this reaction a lot. I still hate it, it's a really stupid film.

I understand.. I would probably dislike it if it didn't come with childhood memories... smile
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You're dead to me now...

OUCH!!!! LOL....
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Anything starring Jennifer Anniston...
The Last Airbender!
The casting was so wrong.... the acting was crappy!
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Anything starring Jennifer Anniston...


So true...she's just so.....well nevermind
Every RomCom except the Whedon "Much Ado about Nothing" and "The Princess Bride"
Any BroSho or ChickFlick
The "New" Star Wars Trilogy
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Norbit, the last house on the left. A movie called neighbor, not to be confused the move The neighbor, which is pg13. The one I hate is R.
The new Karate Kid

I refuse to see it for several reasons, but the biggest reason is the kid learns Kung Fu not Karate.
At that rate it should have been called the Kung Fu Kid. Most people do not know the difference or even care.
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