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What's your favourite?
" I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”
Bee Movie.
Yes, there's a thread like this but I couldn't find it either.
Sgt. Siek: Will you shut the fuck up! There is no bugle program! You sizzle-dick motherfucker! Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: No, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Good.
Not the entire scene between the both characters above but I always lose it when Jamie Foxx character says, sizzle-dick motherfucker!
[Quote=] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Stepbrothers
"You can show her your dick just don't get her pregnant,"
Boy.
"As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?"
This is one of many of lines from one of my favourite movies Die Hard with a Vengeance
"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece". From the movie Man on Fire
Deputy Nate Booker : Maybe we should have turned him in.
Sheriff Buck Olmstead : Maybe we should have done a lot of things differently... But turning Frank in was never an option.
Deputy Nate Booker : Why not?
Sheriff Buck Olmstead : Because he told the truth. Once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey.
Switchback
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
Barbara Streisand: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Ryan O'Neal: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
---- "What's Up Doc?" (1972)
"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -- When Harry Met Sally
" I work hard on my hair and he hits it, he hits my hair!" -Saturday Night Fever, his delivery always makes me laugh.
"Leave the gun, take the canolli." Godfather, you always take the canolli.
"Sometimes you got to say WTF!" Risky Business, self explanatory.
From National Lampoon's Animal House (the greatest movie of all time):
John "Bluto" Blutarsky: "Over? Did you say ?over?? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
“Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.”
Mrs doubtfire
Ah, easy and short. "I'll be back." Arnold from The Terminator.
My favourite because I keep coming back, 2 strokes that I'm told should have killed me. Third stroke did kill me, briefly, but I came back.
You Had Me at Hello - Jerry Maguire
This One Time at Band Camp - American Pie
Hi, I'm Dr Rosenpenis - Fletch
Me and the Mrs often quote, pretty much 1/2 the script from Six Day Seven Nights.