Gotta agree with aladin for the most part.
If the gal herself isn't skanky, then no matter what her pussy looks like, it's wonderful and should be treated well.
Kisses and licks come to mind as a way to thank her for allowing you in.
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Buxom Enigma
I've got thick, puffy lips and I'm slowly becoming more and more ok with that. The few men that have seen it that haven't gotten to fuck it all respond with a resounding "YUM!" and that really helps. I'm a big gal, and am never gonna have that aesthetic, sleek bright pink pussy .... And, now, I wouldn't want one!
"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon." -E.L. Doctorow
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Two things --- 1st. If it's bubble gum it has to be Double Bubble!
2nd Nikki I'll change my name to Bubbles and you can practice on me!
2nd Nikki I'll change my name to Bubbles and you can practice on me!
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The perfect pussy is always the one I'm able to enjoy, mine or my partner's - love the one you're with...
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the one with my hard on hard in it!
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OMG! Do women really care. I couldn't imagine many guys bleaching their cocks, and certainly wouldn't be letting somebody with a knife anywhere near it. All we bother about is getting it hard. Lots wish it was bigger, thicker or both but hey ho, that's life. As long as you ladies are keeping your port open there will be plenty of ships willing to enter regardless of what the dockside looks like!
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Mine seems to work just fine and considering the number of recalls I get for additional auditions my color, taste and scent must be acceptable too.
So I think I will leave things just as they are.
All this sounds like a Madison Avenue Marketing Program to me.
So I think I will leave things just as they are.
All this sounds like a Madison Avenue Marketing Program to me.
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Quote by Septery
Just as an odd little fact. If you are really worried about how you taste "down there" for both males and females- eat pineapple. It it restores your bodies natural PH levels and leaves you with a slightly sweeter taste.
And avoid asparagus at all costs, both men and women.6EdhX71uhSfah3m4
Nope - can't say I've ever given thought to how my pussy measures up to other women's. Why would I care? The only opinion that matters is your sex partner's. My opinion doesn't even matter - I'm not going down on myself. That is not my area of concern at all.
Why do some people want women to be this ridiculous?
Why do some people want women to be this ridiculous?
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I love them all, variety is the spice of life.
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The perfect pussy would belong to the gal I fall in love with.
Simple as that, whether it is a pretty light pink, or a dark pink. What have you.
Simple as that, whether it is a pretty light pink, or a dark pink. What have you.
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I think that some women care too much what others think it should look like. We should be more like the guys....proud of what we got, regardless of what the porn industry tries to tell us.
Its a PUSSY, its supposed to look, smell, and taste like pussy!
Its a PUSSY, its supposed to look, smell, and taste like pussy!
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amen to that sister
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The perfect pussy is..........between a woman's legs x
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sugarpussy aka tastysynn aka mrsnastymfr aka me!
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Well this sure has been enlightening. Recently I posted A question about Vagina Envy. I must say the response here was much better here. I was however surprised to find out women weren't insulted by the term pussy as much as I thought they would be. This Q&A session seemed to be much more yielding than mine however.As I suspected women are as obsessed about their pussy's as men about their penis. And size matters as well to them as us.
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As for the Question of perfect pussy. I have A few thoughts on this matter. First odor, There's an old joke men have been using for many years. If it smells like fish,eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Ignorant I know but it has its merits. Truth is if A woman has A very strong odor, she probably isn't douching often enough.The pineapple eating thing is good too P.H levels are important. Second Perfection, when I was A boy my Father told me, son there's only one thing in this world that's perfect "Assholes " & there's A lot of them. I asked him how will I know if an asshole is perfect daddy? He said Just ask them are you perfect? if they say yes, you just met A perfect asshole.wmb2rn9XcMI3gJHP
As far as looks go, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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As for the Question of perfect pussy. I have A few thoughts on this matter. First odor, There's an old joke men have been using for many years. If it smells like fish,eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Ignorant I know but it has its merits. Truth is if A woman has A very strong odor, she probably isn't douching often enough.The pineapple eating thing is good too P.H levels are important. Second Perfection, when I was A boy my Father told me, son there's only one thing in this world that's perfect "Assholes " & there's A lot of them. I asked him how will I know if an asshole is perfect daddy? He said Just ask them are you perfect? if they say yes, you just met A perfect asshole.wmb2rn9XcMI3gJHP
As far as looks go, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Honestly women have no right to complain about their pussy. Sorry but its true. Men are under 100000x more pressure than women.
First off men have to worry about the size of their dick, because if you have a super small cock it is a turn off and hard to have sex.
If the guy has a good size cock he still has to worry about endurance, which is probably the biggest issue among men. There is so much anxiety when it comes to this(When we first start having sex). We cant help if we cum super fast, we just cant.
Then there are the guys who cant get it up. Its so frustrating and embarrassing! The woman gets offended because she thinks she isn't hot enough or something?
Oh and we have to worry about hiding our bonners in public. You women are so inconsiderate when it comes to how easy we can get a bonner. For example what is the deal with yoga pants? In my job I see hundreds of people come in and out of the store everyday and a lot of them are chicks from the high school(I am 20 btw). And literally every HS chick these days wears yoga pants. So when I see some 17 year old with an amazing body and a super tight ass, I tend to get a bonner. Then I have to try and hide it and stuff. And that is not easy! Just the other day I saw the tightest ass in the tightest yoga pants, and as I was starring I didn't notice I was getting a bonner. Then when the chick turned around I saw the nicest camel toe I had ever seen. You could see the outline of her lips so clearly. Long story short I got a raging bonner and had to walk to the bathroom bent over and wait it out, but I kept picturing her ass and pussy. It took so long for my cock to get soft again.
First off men have to worry about the size of their dick, because if you have a super small cock it is a turn off and hard to have sex.
If the guy has a good size cock he still has to worry about endurance, which is probably the biggest issue among men. There is so much anxiety when it comes to this(When we first start having sex). We cant help if we cum super fast, we just cant.
Then there are the guys who cant get it up. Its so frustrating and embarrassing! The woman gets offended because she thinks she isn't hot enough or something?
Oh and we have to worry about hiding our bonners in public. You women are so inconsiderate when it comes to how easy we can get a bonner. For example what is the deal with yoga pants? In my job I see hundreds of people come in and out of the store everyday and a lot of them are chicks from the high school(I am 20 btw). And literally every HS chick these days wears yoga pants. So when I see some 17 year old with an amazing body and a super tight ass, I tend to get a bonner. Then I have to try and hide it and stuff. And that is not easy! Just the other day I saw the tightest ass in the tightest yoga pants, and as I was starring I didn't notice I was getting a bonner. Then when the chick turned around I saw the nicest camel toe I had ever seen. You could see the outline of her lips so clearly. Long story short I got a raging bonner and had to walk to the bathroom bent over and wait it out, but I kept picturing her ass and pussy. It took so long for my cock to get soft again.
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Quote by Klox
Honestly women have no right to complain about their pussy. Sorry but its true. Men are under 100000x more pressure than women.
First off men have to worry about the size of their dick, because if you have a super small cock it is a turn off and hard to have sex.
If the guy has a good size cock he still has to worry about endurance, which is probably the biggest issue among men. There is so much anxiety when it comes to this(When we first start having sex). We cant help if we cum super fast, we just cant.
Then there are the guys who cant get it up. Its so frustrating and embarrassing! The woman gets offended because she thinks she isn't hot enough or something?
Oh and we have to worry about hiding our bonners in public. You women are so inconsiderate when it comes to how easy we can get a bonner. For example what is the deal with yoga pants? In my job I see hundreds of people come in and out of the store everyday and a lot of them are chicks from the high school(I am 20 btw). And literally every HS chick these days wears yoga pants. So when I see some 17 year old with an amazing body and a super tight ass, I tend to get a bonner. Then I have to try and hide it and stuff. And that is not easy! Just the other day I saw the tightest ass in the tightest yoga pants, and as I was starring I didn't notice I was getting a bonner. Then when the chick turned around I saw the nicest camel toe I had ever seen. You could see the outline of her lips so clearly. Long story short I got a raging bonner and had to walk to the bathroom bent over and wait it out, but I kept picturing her ass and pussy. It took so long for my cock to get soft again.
Oh to be that young again, witi all those raging hormones.
Don't worry so much, it does get better but not much!
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I have never made love to a woman either orally or vaginally that I did not like. If you are clean hygienically, and do not have STDs, be proud of yourselves ladies. Don't let the bastards get you down!