Branston pickle

14 Aug 2021

Dear Auntie Olive,
I really fancy a cheese and chutney sandwich but I only have one jar of Branston pickle and it's sell by date is December 2019. It smells fine and I dipped in my finger and had a little lick and it tastes fine. Is it okay to put on my cheese buttie?

A quickish answer would be appreciated as I want it soon or I'll have bad dreams.

Thank you

D x

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24 Aug 2021

Dear Goddess, tell me you didn't eat that stuff that far out of date.
I'd be awfully worried if you did.

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24 Aug 2021

When was Danielle last online? I'm starting to get worried...

Mind you, a couple of years ago I found a jar of my dad's home-made chutney in my cupboard that was over five years old. I ate it without any ill effects, and I imagine Branston has a lot more preservatives in it.

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25 Aug 2021

Well, okay. I read this and had to try this Brandon Relish thing. Having it now on my own sourdough with some Two Girl Cows aged cheddar. Most excellent. Got a new evening nosh for sure.

25 Aug 2021

Quote by kistinspencil
Well, okay. I read this and had to try this Brandon Relish thing. Having it now on my own sourdough with some Two Girl Cows aged cheddar. Most excellent. Got a new evening nosh for sure.

Oh Branston Pickle is a wonderful thing, it goes superb with cheese and makes a killer sambo too.
I think there's a picnic pickle where they chop the onions a lot finer but it's the same basic stuff.

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I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

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27 Aug 2021

It's BRANSTON, effing spellcheck!

Goes lovely with mashed Cali avocado on toast

27 Aug 2021

My fav is with it spread thickly with melted cheese on buttered toast ?

28 Aug 2021

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My fav is with it spread thickly with melted cheese on buttered toast ?

It's been 90+ for days, so the cheese sort of melts on its own, but yes, yummmmmmmy.

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