“Our next speaker has been helping couples reinvigorate their sex lives for more than ten years. She has written two books on the subject and today she is going to share with us some of her most successful techniques. Please welcome Amanda Holbrook,” said a woman dressed professionally standing behind a podium on a stage in front of a few hundred people.
The audience applauded as Amanda walked onto stage and took the other woman’s place behind the podium. Amanda was dressed more casually in jeans and a T-shirt.
“Thank you for that introduction,” Amanda said as the introducer walked off the stage and took a seat in the audience.
Amanda gripped the sides of the podium with both hands and began her presentation, “Some of you may be thinking you already know exactly how this presentation is going to go. You think I’m going to tell you about the importance of sexual intimacy in a long term relationship and how through communication and experimentation you can find ways to keep your sex life new and exhilarating. To be honest, you would have been right until about fifteen minutes ago. If you’ve been paying close attention, you may have noticed I’m gripping the podium rather hard and standing a bit awkwardly. You may have attributed this behavior to nerves, but you would be incorrect. This behavior is because I desperately need to pee, but it’s not because of the long lines at the woman’s restrooms.”
A few women audibly laughed, but most of the audience was silent.
“My predicament is due to this,” she said, stepping out from behind the podium and indicating the buckle of her belt.
“This belt buckle can be locked and unlocked remotely, in this case from my husband’s smartphone.”
Some people in the audience gasped in astonishment and some chuckled.
“Some of you seem to be getting the idea, but for the rest of you let me explain a bit more. An hour before this talk I headed to the lady’s room because I knew there would be a long line and I did not want to be late for my presentation. I patiently waited in line as my bladder continued to fill with the coffee, juice, and water I drank this morning. I passed the time by texting my husband who reassured me that my presentation would go well and urged me to enjoy my time away from my responsibilities at home. Eventually, I was next in line so I texted him that I had to go. A few seconds later a stall opened and I headed in to finally relieve myself, but as I closed the stall door behind me I heard this sound.”
Her belt buckle made a clicking sound. The reaction from the audience was a mixture of laughter, gasps, and confused silence.
“For those of you who are still confused, my husband is watching this talk online and he just locked my belt buckle,” she said waving to the camera in the back of the room.
“No matter what I do, this buckle will not open without his release. So back to the bathroom stall. I am now standing in a bathroom stall unable to take my pants off. Some of you may be thinking, just text your husband and ask him to let you pee, but I know my husband better than that. He has an extremely intense female desperation fetish meaning he loves watching women, especially me, desperate to pee. I am sure if he was not locked in a chastity device with a locking mechanism similar to my belt buckle he would be pleasuring himself right now.”
This time most of the audience was united in their astonished gasp except for one voice who yelled, “release him!”
“What does the rest of the audience think? Should I release him?” Amanda asked the crowd.
The audience was quiet for a minute but then people began to shout “Yes!” or “No!”
Amanda interrupted the disorganized yelling, “Let’s take a vote, if you think I should let my husband enjoy my predicament and play with his cock, raise your hand.”
A few hands shot into the air immediately and then slowly several more found their way into the air.
“Ok. Hands down. Now if you think I should leave my husband locked in his chastity device unable to pleasure himself as I am unable to pee, raise your hand.”
An overwhelming majority of the crowd thrust their hands into the air.
Amanda looked directly at the camera and said, “Sorry, honey. You’ll have to wait. Maybe we’ll take another vote at the end of the presentation,”
She shifted her attention back to the audience and said, “Some of you may be horrified by this presentation so far, but there is a point. I could have stood up here and explained the value of an exciting sex life in a long term relationship, but instead I was able to show you and better yet allow you to participate. The feeling of excitement you got by choosing the fate of my husband’s cock is exactly what my counseling is all about. Obviously, the arrangement my husband and I have will not work for every couple, but it demonstrates how an unconventional approach to sex can be beneficial. I would love to continue this talk, but I am not sure how much longer I can remain composed with my bladder bursting so I am going to take questions for the remainder of my time slot instead.
Almost instantly a line formed behind the microphone stand setup for audience questions. The first in line was a middle aged woman who asked very hesitantly, “Where can I get one of those belts?”