I was given the name Candice and I'm happy with it. Anyone who calls me Candy gets what's coming to her. Unless it's a boy. Boys I forgive everything.
I love boys. I knew it long before I left St Ursula's, even though I'd hardly spoken to one and had never seen one at school. If the teachers had their way, we'd be taught there was no such thing as a boy.
But I just knew, lying in bed, that the cosy, tingly sensations and honey moisture I woke up to had something to do with boys. After all, the feelings were in those places where boys are supposed to be different. (Except the boys from St Dominic's, destined for celibacy and reputed not to have 'boys' bits.' I'm also not talking about those other times in the month whose feelings happily lie far outside the scope of this story).
I longed to know what boys' different bits were like and just what their connection was with my own deep-inside tsunamis. Soon my fingers learned to tend and grow those primitive feelings into sophisticated and fulfilling bedtime experiences. As my fingers explored, I suspected I might be nurturing blossoms that a boy's fingers might bring to even juicier fruition. If I ever knew the right boy, I'd share those feelings lavishly without reserve. I wondered if I'd be able to divine which boys felt the way I did. Would I instantly recognise my counterpart?
Three weeks into college I did.
Frank was everything I wanted. And he wanted everything I yearned to give. My imagination had prepared wonders for him, and he, at his boys' school, was just as sex-starved as I'd been. Funnily enough, it was another four weeks before we had full sex. We'd both been so used to fingers. Now we'd found willing fingers, and those willing fingers had each found their way to just where we wanted them to be. So we perfected, and lingered over, every exquisite manoeuvre and exploration our fantasies had devised. Frank said a big part of a boy's excitement was to see his girl naked. Who was I to argue? Showing him everything became a big part of my excitement too. I persuaded him to show me his 'boy's bits' (nothing like I'd pictured, but big, hard and beefy) and his lovely, tight ass and masculine muscles. Then after four weeks, we began all over again, his fingers now replaced by a hungry, sex-starved penis.
I soon thought myself a woman of the world, well-versed in every kink and byway on the sexual map.
Until I took my job at Ye Olde Cocke and Bulle. A barmaid gets to hear things, and when she leans over a table to collect glasses, she is often invisible. When she leans over a table of four devastatingly gorgeous male students, she is invisible except for her cleavage, but still assumed to be deaf, or at least indifferent.
Every time I encountered these four they were discussing sexual exploits, probably invented ones, and mostly rather crude. You know the phrases. "Legs up to her armpits", "Knockers to die for." I shan't list any more. They talked of foreplay, climaxes and positions, all of which I knew to be far more romantic, intimate and wondrous than their blokeish bluster gave credit for.
But one of them mentioned something that stopped me in my tracks, glad that the glass I almost dropped was empty. Now this I hadn't tried. Would I want to, though? It sounded a bit revolting but this lad (did I mention, they were all four pantie-wetting good-lookers?) was enthusing about it with missionary zeal.