Jayne arrived at the cafe which was just across the road from the park gates. She felt hungry so ordered a buttered muffin with four slices of crispy bacon and a fried egg, a large tea and feeling naughty a large cherry Bakewell.
She paid and stood near the window watching people hurry to work on such a sunny day. Jayne took her compact from her bag and looked in the mirror. She licked her lips and could still taste the guys stuff on them. She reapplied some red lip gloss and as she reached to put the compact away a police car and van pulled up outside the park gates. Jayne's stomach churned and she felt very clammy. The girl behind the counter announced her order was ready.
She turned and took it from the girl and rushed down the high street towards her place of work.
Her head was spinning. The poor guy could get jailed and he hadn't done anything. It was me she thought. I gave him a 'blow job'. I still don't understand why it's called that when you suck, she thought.
Should I go and explain? They might arrest me, she said to herself, so she carried on to work. She climbed the stairs to the office where she and three others worked. Nicky, Beth, and Viv the supervisor who had her own office. Jayne's heart was racing so she took a few deep breaths before entering the room.
"Morning ladies," she announced.
"Fuck off," Beth replied. Nicky with her head on her desk just put two fingers up at her and grunted.
"Charming," Jayne said and sat down at her desk and took her breakfast out of the paper bag.
"How the hell you can eat is beyond me," Beth said covering her face with her hands.
"Why? I'm starving, do you want some?" she asked.
"Fuck off," Nicky said and rushed to the bathroom.
"What up with her?" Jayne enquired, ”Not pregnant is she?"
"What fucking planet do you live on?" Beth said. "She's got a fucking hangover, we all have."
"I don't," Jayne said rather smugly.
"How come, you drank more than anyone else last night?" Beth enquired.
"I don't know," Jayne said, "I just thought it was a great night, you know, the four of us drinking and talking about cocks and stuff."
Beth moved her hands and said to her, "Did you just say cocks?"
"Yep, why is that wrong, should I call them penises or thingies?"
"No not at all, it's just that you have changed so much, you know-come out of your shell," Beth said.
"Dead right I have. Not got any underwear on today either. Commando," Jayne said laughing.
Beth stared at her not knowing if she should believe her or not. "What?" Jayne said and stood up and unbuttoned her blouse showing Beth her naked breasts.
The sight of Jayne's perfect breasts suddenly sobered Beth up. How was it possible that the ugly duckling had turned into a beautiful swan overnight? She felt a twinge in her pussy but resisted the temptation to go over and start kissing and fondling her.
Nicky arrived back and said, "Fucking hell. What have you been doing or am I still pissed?"
"Nothing," Jayne said not wanting to tell anyone about the incident in the churchyard.
They heard the front door open so Jayne quickly adjusted her clothing and sat down eating her breakfast.
Viv entered and they all said, "Morning, Viv," in unison.
"Fuck off," Viv replied and went into her office and slammed the door shut.
"Shut the fuck up," she shouted at the door and then crashed into her chair, elbows on her desk and holding on to her head as if it were going to fall off.
"Oooooooo," all three of them said and giggled.
Jayne finished her breakfast and cleaned up her desk. She was just completing a document she had started on the previous Friday when Viv's voice came over the tannoy, "Jayne to my office. Now." They all heard her grunt as she shouted.
Beth and Nicky looked at Jayne and smiled.
Jayne knocked on the door and Viv said, "Enter,"
"Morning Viv," Jayne said all bubbly and bright.
"Is it?" Viv snapped back.
She was sat behind her desk, the lights were still turned off and she was wearing dark glasses. "I suppose you think it was funny last night don't you?" she whispered.
"I loved touching your breasts and when you put your hands up my bra I nearly wet myself," Jayne replied, almost wishing that they were doing it again.
"No, you stupid girl, getting me pissed." Viv lifted her glasses and Jayne gasped at the sight of Viv.
Her left eye was black and swollen. Her right eye had a cut above it and she had scratches on both her cheeks.
Jayne was close to tears and asked what had happened?
"I got mugged by the pavement twice on my way home then I fell over and bashed my head on the toilet bowl. And yes I didn't make it onto the toilet and wet myself."
Jayne wanted to laugh but she could see how embarrassed Viv was so she said, "At least you didn't do a number two." Viv looked up at her and Jayne knew how wrong she was.
Jayne went back to her desk and started to work again. Nicky and Beth looked at her and Jayne just shrugged.
Viv appeared from her office with her dark glasses on and announced that Mr Bradshaw's nephew was going to be working with them for two weeks during the school holidays.
"When will he start?"Beth asked.
"In about ten minutes." Viv replied "and I have assigned Jayne to tend to all his needs while he is here and to make every day a fun day."
"How old is he Nicky said?"
"Seventeen last month. He is quite shy so that's why I have chosen Jayne.” Viv replied.
Beth said "But she's not..." Nicky thumped her on the arm. Beth went quiet.
Viv returned to her office and the three girls discussed what they thought he might look like. The consensus was that he was a spotty geek. Long scraggly hair, very thin and bad breath. They laughed and Nicky made three teas.
They were busily working away when the door opened. Nicky and Beth looked up and their eyes shot wide open and their eyes were bulging out of their sockets.
"Fucking hell," Nicky mouthed silently. Beth's jaw had almost hit her desk.
"This is Alfred," Viv announced. Jayne had her back to the door and has she turned round to see what all the fuss was about a pair of charcoal grey trousers appeared in her line of sight. There was a distinct bulge.
Jayne let her eyes wander up this body.
Slim waist that tapered out to a huge chest and arms that looked like they could crush anyone or anything.
"Hi. I'm Alfred but please call me Alfie." He thrust his hand forward and Jayne stood up and grabbed it introducing herself and the other girls.
Alfie was well over six feet tall so he bent over and kissed her on both cheeks. "Please to meet you all he said."
Jayne was finding it difficult to breathe or string a sentence together but she soldiered on. Alfie kissed Beth and Nicky on their cheeks. Both blushed and shivered.
"Right I'll leave you to get acquainted," Viv said and disappeared back to her office.
All three girls were stunned by Alfie's good looks and manners. "Would you like a drink?” Jayne asked "Tea, coffee, cordial?"
"Tea will be fine," Alfie replied.
"Follow me then Sir lets see what I can do for you." Jayne said and walked towards the kitchen.
Beth and Nicky both pulled faces at her so Jayne undid the top three buttons on her blouse making the girls make rude gestures that she didn't really understand.
Jayne and Alfie squeezed into the tiny galley type kitchen. She switched the kettle on and reached into the cupboard for a mug.
"Only got pink ones, sorry," she said.
"Fine by me," Alfie said. "Pink reminds me of a beautiful young woman's skin all smooth like silk.".
Jayne blushed and Alfie said "See what I mean?"
Jayne was now getting those feelings and wafted the two sides of the unbuttoned blouse not realising at first she was flashing her breasts at him. She turned and bent over the get the milk from the fridge.
Her arse brushed against Alfie's crotch. She let out a small whimper and stood. She was struggling to open the bottle; her hands were shaking so much.
"Here let me help," Alfie said and put his hand on hers .
God, Jayne thought, his hands are so soft and his touch is so gentle. She lent back against his body.
"Steady," Alfie said and placed his other hand on her hip.
The kettle boiled and Alfie said "Allow me."
He filled the mug with boiling water and Jayne said, "While it's brewing I will show you the bathroom."
"Here we are, the most important room in the building. We don't have many males up here so when you use it, lift the seat and put it down before you leave," Jayne informed him.
"Over there are our feminine hygiene products. You might be familiar with some of them but I shouldn't think that you have any need for them."
"You can of course use the feminine wipes; they do the same thing for men as women. Saves you having to wash yourself in the sink," she said.
What the hell am I waffling on about Jayne thought?
She turned to Alfie who had a huge grin on his face.
"Almost forgot, if you do a number two make sure that you spray well because if not Viv will go mad."
Alfie looked at her with a puzzled expression.
Jayne tutted and said, "You know a number two, a poo a dump okay a shit." Jayne went bright red and Alfie burst out laughing at what Jayne said; but she was getting angry.
"Jayne I know what you were talking about but I just wanted to see if I could make a sweet very sexy woman say a dirty word."
"That was nasty," Jayne said. Alfie put one arm around her waist and lifted her chin with the other and kissed her on the nose then gave her a long lingering kiss full on her lips.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to upset you," Alfie said.
"Quite all right," Jayne replied taking shallow breaths because she was sure that was going to faint. Nobody had ever kissed her like that before.
"If you would excuse me," Alfie said "I need to do a number one." They both giggled as he lifted the toilet seat in a slow animated manner.
As Jayne left the bathroom she asked if he took sugar. "No, I'm sweet enough," he said and they both giggled again. Alfie closed and locked the door. Jayne stood there for a few moments listening to the sound of his pee splash down the toilet. It was a loud sound making her wonder how big his thing was.
She finished making his tea and carried it back to her desk.
"That took a while," Nicky said. Jayne stuck her tongue out at her.
She sat down, she had two emails. She opened the first one. It was an emoji of a woman bouncing her breasts up and down, sent by Nicky. The second one was a GIF showing a woman sucking a big cock, from Beth. Jayne gave them a double middle finger salute and turned her screen off as Alfie came back into the office.
Jayne moved to the hard chair and offered her office chair to Alfie. "Don't be silly," he said, "You’ll be doing the work I'm just here to watch."
Jayne stood up and moved so he could sit on the hard seat. She sat back on hers and blew a raspberry, "That's what you think sunshine," she said and everyone laughed.
Jayne turned her screen back on and nearly died. The GIF was still on. "Nice screen saver" Alfie said giggling. "Shouldn't have expected anything else from a bunch of women." She corrected the screen and set about explaining how the job works.
"Nicky and Beth sort the online policies while I process the phone ones," Jayne said.
"Right," Alfie said staring down her blouse. She looked at him and asked if he liked what he saw?
Alfie looked down at the floor and mumbled "Yes."
He lent over but Jayne pulled out of the way. "What are you doing?" she said
"I was just going to ask why you aren't wearing a bra," Alfie whispered. Jayne lent towards him and whispered that she was going commando today.
Alfie gave her a puzzled look and Jayne said "I'm not wearing any underwear today."
He went bright red and said, "Sorry I asked."
Jayne lent forward to kiss Alfie when Viv asked if the two lovebirds were going to do any work today. Alfie blushed but Jayne just fastened her blouse up and replied, "We are just establishing ground rules."
"I have shown Alfie where the brewing gear is and he is toilet trained too. Aren't you Alfie?" Jayne said with just a hint of menace in her voice.
"Yes," he replied, "Jayne is a wonderful teacher."
"I knew Jayne was the right person for the job," Viv said and walked to the bathroom.
Jayne worked flat out until lunchtime. She was in front with her work so she could possibly relax and torment Alfie some more she thought. She asked Alfie what he was doing at lunch.
"I thought I would follow you and see how you spend your lunch time."
"Fine," Jayne replied "but I have some ladies errands to do so you can come with me or just sit outside and wait."
Jayne said "She was going to the cash machine and then to Bottomley's ladies outfitters."
Lunch time arrived and they all went downstair and on to the high street. She inserted her bank card and punched in her code. She requested the on screen balance and screamed when it was displayed.
"Shit, no fucking way,"she gasped.
"You okay?" Alfie asked
"Fine, I've got a bit more in my account than I thought." She printed the balance and then drew some cash out.
She had a quick look at the piece of paper with the balance printed on it then folded it and placed it in her purse along with her card. She went across the street and into Bottomley's, Alfie followed her. He had never been in a woman's lingerie shop before.
Jayne was looking at the cotton bras and panties Alfie said he was bored. "Go and stand outside if you want," Jayne said. "I need to buy some underwear urgently."
"Fine, but does it really have to be white and plain. It would look sexier in some of those things over there." he said pointing to the erotic underwear on the other side of the shop.
"Go and look at that then if it turns you on, I want safe and practical underwear." Jayne said.
Off Alfie went looking at the sexy stuff while Jayne looked at the things that she would wear. Her Nan Betty had told her that you must buy decent underwear that covers and supports you. Ethel, that’s what it said on her badge the owner came out of the back of the shop and asked if she needed any assistance. "Yes" Jayne said. "I am looking for some new underwear I seem to have had a growth spurt and none of mine fit me anymore."
"Okay," Ethel said, "let's start with your vital statistics. Lift your arms out for me," she said and placed a tape measure around Jayne's back and across her breasts. Ethel's hands felt very cold even though her blouse. She shivered slightly. "You alright?" Ethel enquired
"Fine, it’s just that I have not been measured for a while."
Ethel took her bust measurements and wrote it in her book. She asked Jayne to lift her blouse up and then she put the tape around her waist. Jayne flinched from the cold touch of Ethel's hands; they were really cold almost death like cold.
"Jayne are you still a virgin?" Ethel asked. Jayne was shocked, how did she know my name she thought and then the smell of burning wood came to her nose.
"Yes" she replied, who are these people Jayne thought.
Just then Alfie came over and said "I wouldn't mind seeing you in these Jayne."
She turned round and he was holding the sexist under garments imaginable. They were cinnamon in colour. The bra was silk with lace half cups that would leave nothing to the imagination. The panties were high cut tanga style again with silk on the buttock area and a sheer lace panel at the front. A silk suspender belt completed the trio.
"The young gentleman has taste," Ethel said.
"You wouldn't see me dead wearing things like that," Jayne retorted.
"I think that set would look fantastic on your 38"D 24" 36" frame," Ethel remarked.
Jayne tutted and muttered "Thanks for telling the whole world that I'm fat." She looked at the price and said she would never pay £75 for a pair of knickers and a bra.
"I'll just take a packet of the white cotton panties and three cotton bras," Jayne said.
"We haven't got your size in the cotton bras at the moment, madam," Ethel replied.
"Fine," Jayne snapped, she was getting annoyed, "I'll just let my big boob’s just wobble about then."
Ethel took the panties and put them in a Bottomley's bag. Very posh Jayne thought. She paid and Ethel whispered to her that she had put a pack on underwear in her bag free of charge and that her boyfriend might like her wearing.
"He's not my boyfriend," Jayne said almost in tears. She grabbed Alfie's hand and dragged him outside.
"Thanks for embarrassing me in there she said; now everyone knows that I'm fat and ugly."
"You're neither fat nor ugly," Alfie corrected her. "You are probably the most beautiful woman in the world and I still think that you would have looked fantastically sexy in that underwear."
"Shut up and go to the bakery and get me a ham sandwich and a cream cake." She handed him £10. "Get your own and meet me at the war memorial." She went to the bank but it was packed so she walked to the memorial and sat on the grass. She phoned the bank and made an appointment for the next day.
Alfie arrived with lunch and they sat eating and chatting. She found out that Alfie's mum was 43 and a fashion designer. His dad was 45 and an architect and graphic designer. He had a brother Rupert who was 25 and a photographer.
"So your mum was my age when she had Rupert then?" Jayne said.
"Yes" he replied. "I go to a private boy’s school and we live in a big house with a swimming pool."
"Oooooooo," Jayne mocked.
"You can come and have a swim if you like," Alfie said.
"I don't know," Jayne said, "I don't have a swimming costume."
"No problem, my mum will make one for you," Alfie replied.
Shit Jayne thought I'm now trapped into showing my fat body off in public. "I would love to," she said reluctantly.
They finished lunch and Jayne said, "We must get back to the hell hole of the office." Alfie stood up and helped her to her feet. Suddenly realising that Alfie was the owner's nephew she corrected herself and said, "It a bad place to work and all the girls were friendly."
"I know what you mean," he said, "who in their right mind would be stuck in an office all day when the sun is out even if there is the most beautiful girl in the world there."
Jayne kissed him on the cheek and said that they must get back. "I have to nip to the shops," Alfie said and rushed away.
Jayne went to the office, sat down and started working on a large pile of paperwork. "Where's loverboy?" Beth asked.
"He's not loverboy and he has gone to the shop," Jayne corrected her
"I bet he's gone for condoms," Nicky said and she and Beth laughed.
"I'm a virgin and I intend to stay one," Jayne said and closed her ears and motored on with her work.