"Tell me, my dearest, how many women have you slept with before me?"

Janet dropped her knickers and snuggled up to the man she believed to be THE one, James. She hugged his rugged frame, draped her left leg over his right, and played with his impressive boner. They had made love three times so far after, and each time he had her climax like a rocket taking off.

After three minutes of silence, Janet looked up at her lover and furrowed her brow.

"Well, darling. I'm still waiting for your answer."

"And I'm still counting!"