Shopping is one of those drudge chores.  Necessary but totally a waste of time.  Until today.

Today I saw her!  The most scrumptious blonde.  The most enticing woman I had ever seen, even in my dreams.  Balancing herself one leg.  Legs that would not quit.  Her short red skirt stretched tightly across her ass. 

Oh, that ass!  So inviting, so tempting.  I restrain myself.

She’s out of your league Josh, forget her.

Suddenly she turns and notices me.

“Do you like what you see?”

I'm stunned.  A deer in the headlights.

A stickiness seeps into my groin. 

Embarassment.

She smiles.