Swirl, twirl, slowly unfurl
On any college boy or girl
College educated with two degrees
She does her best when on her knees
With long red hair and emerald eyes
She'll make you quiver between the thighs
Her pretty smile and friendly manner
Will win your heart, and your hammer
Or in your vulva she will unfold
Her talented tongue will be so bold
To curl your toes and make you gasp
While her slender finger goes up your ass
