Everheart Examiner
Letters to the Editor Department
5487 N. South Street
Everheart, ND
Dear Editors:
My name is Anna Hammergood. I am a regular reader of the Everheart Examiner and enjoy the paper very much. I am particularly fond of the humor section, but after reading for several years I have a bone to pick with your choice of jokes in the Joke of the Day column.
Very often you print jokes about farmers' daughters or farmers' wives. You probably do this because you publish in a farming community, but more often than not these jokes imply that farmers' daughters and farmers' wives are promiscuous and regularly have sexual relations with traveling salesmen, vagabonds, hobos, long-haul truckers, hippies, law enforcement officers and all variety of men they have known only briefly. This stereotype is out of date, not funny, and not good for our community.
I am a farmer's daughter and I live with my father and mother outside of Everheart. I do not have sex with anyone except local boys, and unlike in those stories, we do not do it in the barn. The barn is disgusting. One time I let an itinerant preacher enjoy my womanly charms in our machine shed, but that is only the exception that proves the rule.
Your paper never lays the charge of promiscuity on any of the other girls around in our community. Take Angie Crutback, for instance. She is the daughter of a tractor mechanic and she will do the deed with any man with a pulse. Nobody sends in-jokes about grocers' daughters even though it's well known that Linda Nopers, the daughter of Everheart's most well-known grocer, can't keep her panties on for more than a minute if there is a man around. Hegla Freebody, who doesn't wear panties at all, is so generous with her affections that the Everheart city council considered declaring her a public utility. She is the daughter of a barber. I never saw a joke in your paper about barbers' daughters.