La Conciergerie Prison. Paris. July 28th, 1794.
My beloved Eugenie, with my last louis d'or, I have paid a kindly old crone to get this letter to you in Lausanne. With some luck, it will arrive via her brother who, I'm told, works for a Swiss paper merchant. The odds are long, I know, but in my desperation, I know of no other way.
I have languished here for weeks, denied everything save gruel and water to sustain me. But, my dear, I was able to procure some paper and a quill, along with some thin ink. The prison governor’s slim, republican cock got the best sucking of its life for you to be able to read these meager words of mine.
I can see the blush already spreading on your cheek my dear Eugenie. Forgive me dear heart, but now at sixty-eight, I am as you always knew me; an atheist, a libertine, a creature of the flesh; as certain of the absurdity of the resurrection and the immaculate conception as I am of the non-existence of the immortal soul. Orgasm is my God; Cock is the Son, Pleasure is my holy spirit; a trinity of deities that manifest themselves without fail whenever we evoke them. I put my faith, my credo, in these and no other gospel.
I urge you to do so too sweet Eugenie, as often as you can. Ignore the empty vows of marriage that you are forced to swear before a cold stone altar in the sight of a mute, indifferent, and absentee God.
I remember the priests singing, “Sic transit vana et brevis gloria mundi.” Indeed, the glories of this world are vane and brief and shall swiftly pass, of that I am certain. But no angelic trumpets shall wake us, no aethereal light shall greet us, no demons shall vex us in nebulous caverns or sulfurous and infernal wastes. Nay, we are destined for the sleep eternal in an eternal night, and all the weighty tomes of scripture cannot convince me otherwise. Oblivion is our salvation. Take comfort in the thought, my dearest, as I do.
Everything I loved and held dear is now gone.
I don't miss my Meissen figurines, my chocolate, my lavender garden, or my chateau on the Loire. The peasants now wear my emeralds and my rubies from Ceylon. They are welcome to them. My instruments; made lovingly by the great Stradivari, are reduced to so much kindling, above which some democrat is now warming his broth.
What I do miss, my angelic Eugenie, is cock. Forgive me dear heart, but words are all I have left, yet they are enough to wet my quiescent cunt. What exquisite fruit from the distant Indies could compare with the thick, hard, succulent manhood of my equerry Antoine. Oh, how I used to delight in licking every inch of his delectable shaft. Seeing his balls retract under my fingers, lips, and tongue, dear heart, was as the sunrise, and the dawn of my desire. He was a young stallion, with muscles such as the Florentine Michaelangelo might have carved. But he was a creature of flesh and a demon of lust.