I followed my father and grandfather into the parachute regiment when I was eighteen. I married my cousin Susan Haylock when I was twenty-one. We have three children and five grandchildren. I served with the regiment for twenty-seven years before I was forced into retirement by Government cutbacks in the number of Army personnel. I was a Major at the time and I had high hopes of becoming the regiment's commanding officer.
Susan and I were in a very comfortable middle age. She had her interests and I had mine. We even had separate bedrooms. Two or maybe three times a year we would attend a regimental function. We were very good at socialising and saying the right things at the right time. I missed the Regiment so much. It was my life.
I was unemployed for the first time and bored silly. I just didn't know what to do. I would have found it very difficult indeed to take a job and being told what to do probably by some kid or even a young female. I was a senior officer and I saw action in five conflicts.
The time dragged on. The worst season was the winter months. I hardly left the house. Susan and I even had separate holidays. During my time in the Regiment, there were certain things that were never talked about, We called them Officers' arrangements.
My wife was fucked several times by the senior officers. I could do nothing at the time because I was a very junior officer. However, what no one knew or ever will know is that while they were taking it in turns with Susan, I was fucking their wives.
Something had to be done. I needed a job. I went down to the labour exchange and had a chat with a man, I think he was the manager. He was about my age and quite a pleasant and helpful person. We looked at several vacancies then he showed me one which actually appealed.
There was a vacancy for a caretaker at Greenlands which was a very exclusive private boys' sixth form boarding school. My references were impeccable so I knew that I had a very good chance of getting the job. I had never had a job interview before.
I turned up on time and was shown into a little office and told to wait. I was actually quite nervous. After several minutes a quite elderly female appeared. She introduced herself as Miss Sarah Cohen and she was the headmistress.