It was a cold and damp January night and my breath was freezing as I stumbled through the somewhat familiar forest of southern Kentucky. The night had gone sideways earlier in a situation that involved a firearm, a small amount of an illegal substance, a redneck cop and another redneck, me, who wasn't in the mood to play and one thing led to another and here I am on the run. I still had the firearm and had reluctantly dumped the substance, still retaining a joint but the silver lining is that I was on foot, the cop didn't know me and I was wearing a ski mask and a hoodie due to the cold and he hadn't seen my ID so I knocked him on his ass and ran. He fell and twisted his ankle and wasn't able to give chase, and I'm very familiar with the local terrain and was able to circle back to throw them off if it turned into a manhunt. There were a lot of cabins spread throughout this part of the Great Smokies and many are unoccupied and used as hunting or vacation cabins.
I walked up a winding dirt road to an A-frame that was tucked away a good distance from the road. I knew this place from previous visits to the area and had never seen anyone here and knew it would be a great place to lay low for at least a day. I stayed in the treeline, listening for vehicles or sirens behind me and looking for signs of life. No vehicles were present and it was dark and quiet so I eased around the back and up on the porch and quietly tried the door, thinking there was no way the freaking door would be unlocked but the knob turned and the door opened!
I softly walked through the door and into the kitchen and quietly closed and locked the door behind me. I waited for a moment to let my eyes adjust and I was surprised and alarmed to hear some soft contemporary jazz coming from the living room and cursed softly under my breath. "It figures," I thought to myself, this was the way the entire evening had been. I almost turned and exited but decided to see if it was someone. Sometimes people leave the TV or the music on, just to give the appearance that someone is there, plus the temperature had really dropped outside and was beginning to snow.
I quietly walked to the door leading to the living room and stepped through, peeking around the corner. and was greeted by an unexpected sight. There was a young pale-skinned boy, maybe nineteen or twenty, on the couch, completely naked and looking like he had been to a manscaping salon for an all-over Brazil wax because he was smooth as a baby's bottom all over. He had long blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail and was on his knees pushing a well-lubricated dildo up his ass and slowly stroking himself. I was frozen, transfixed by this amazing sight. He appeared as though he were trying to look feminine and was succeeding. He turned in my direction and I could see pink lipstick and some eye shadow, and that's when he saw me. He gasped and stood up and I could clearly see his dick, which had been proudly erect but went soft as the dildo clattered noisily to the floor.
I cleared the distance to him in three steps and pulled the 9mm auto and let him see it and said in a harsh whisper, "Quiet, is anyone else here?" He shook his head no, eyes wide with fright, and I said, "Tell me the truth or someone may get shot that doesn't need to."
He responded submissively, "No, I swear."
I turned him around so his back was to me and grabbed his ponytail at the base and said, "OK, let's take a tour, show me around and let me see for myself." The A-frame was pretty simple, I had seen the kitchen already, and we looked in a small bedroom off the living room and then up the stairs to the loft, walking behind him and couldn't help but notice that he had a smooth, creamy white ass that looked firm and well rounded. The loft was spacious, and as he had said, empty. I turned him around and said, "This is good you were honest." I noticed that he was looking down, and I reached down with my left hand and I grabbed his smooth and somewhat impressive ball sac in my hand and gently squeezed, eliciting a small grunt and said, "Put your hands behind your head and look at me when I'm talking to you." He immediately complied, and I looked him straight in the eye, almost nose to nose and said, "I have no reason to hurt you unless you give me one, do you understand?" He immediately nodded and I said, "You expecting anyone, a surprise visit now may have a bad ending?"