Forward:

I am a great fan of Bill Bryson. Having read his book entitled, Down Under, I was intrigued by a passage in his book that dealt with his journey from Sydney to Adelaide. During the excursion, he visited a town named Young, also renowned as the cherry capital of Australia. While in this town, he encountered a store that doubled as the local pet store and porn shop, one all the most unlikely and unusual combinations you could imagine. He didn’t elaborate too much about the place but went on to say that the back section of this store yielded things that he simply couldn’t write about. In light of his revelation, I have decided to write my own and very different version of this narrative…

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My grandfather loved books and had an unbelievable collection. During my visits to him, he would often recommend books to me, and being an avid reader, I would devour them at speed. Having the ability to read very speedily, a novel a day was never a problem for me. One of his novels I read was entitled; ‘A Town Like Alice’ by Neville Shute. After that, I read many of Mr. Shute’s novels and particularly loved his writing style.

Alice, a town located in the Australian outback, captured my imagination due to this novel and I always hoped that I would visit it someday.

Having long wanted to visit Australia, therefore, I planned my three-week Australian holiday, including the challenge of traversing the formidable distance between Adelaide to Darwin, the arid central region of this continent. One of the things I liked best in this world was to be behind the steering wheel of a vehicle and driving vast distances, gleefully lost in my own company and imagination.

Time was not an issue for me, and the thought of visiting one of the places I had read about as a child, excited me enormously.

Naturally, my vacation commenced in Sydney. I enjoyed my two-day visit enormously, and to cut a long story short about my visit there, I can gleefully tell you that the saunas and action bars met with my approval. Added to this, let me also say that Australian men are fuckin’ hot.

Next, I then flew to Melbourne where more m2m elation followed. After yet another two-day stay of carnal pleasure and sightseeing, I then flew to Adelaide. I was excited about this eventuality, because it was the primary reason for my holiday, as I have earlier alluded to. The enticement of the outback oblivion and the two thousand miles plus journey that lay ahead for me was very tantalizing.

At this point, however, I need to make a small confession. Having read a blog by a gay man who had recently accomplished this feat, one of those ‘bucket list’ concepts pervaded my motivation.

Let me explain as follows:

The writer of this blog reported that in Alice Springs, he had visited one of the most unusual stores he had ever been to. Of all the arbitrary combinations that one could imagine, there was a pet shop in Alice named, ‘Paws & Claws.’ What made this store astonishing, however, was its dual purpose in the town. Amazingly, it also doubled up as the local porn store. Additionally, this store also had a backroom action section, which according to him was awesome. Needless to say, my slutty heart simply had to experience one of the most bizarre permutations of a business, which I had ever heard about.

Just in case you think me a total philistine, let me defend myself by saying that this store was not the chief motivation for my trip, and the sightseeing aspect of the trip was certainly my major consideration. But as you may well imagine, it certainly influenced the pecking order of my future planned holidays, which lay ahead for me.

I arrived in Adelaide mid-afternoon and after renting an appropriate SUV for my trip, I did the requisite sightseeing that I had planned. As this story is not a travel log I will spare you my favourable impressions.

I had an early night because I needed to be up early the following morning to set out on my voyage.

At six a.m. the next day, I commenced my three-day journey. As you would surmise, en-route to Alice I had planned a detour to visit Uluru and spend the day visiting there.

I am pleased that I got to see one of the natural wonders of the world, and I must express the awe I felt in doing so. It was spectacular!

Once again, I left very early the following morning hoping to get to Alice in the early afternoon just after two p.m. As I neared the town I was as horny as hell and decided that the pet shop would definitively be my first port of call.

I giggled to myself reflecting on the extreme lengths that most people would assume I was going to, to get my rocks off. The journey thus far, however, had been great, and I also assured myself that the future telling of this tale at dinner parties, would most probably eclipse most of the other, ‘unusual places where one had sexual experiences’ stories. My only worry was that elaborate plans like this can often lead to disappointment. I was, nevertheless, hopeful that Eros would be kind to me.

As I suspected, the store was slightly outside of the main business area. After parking my vehicle I was trembling as I finally entered the business, filled with lusty anticipation.

Inside, the store wasn’t busy and I was the only other person, other than the guy standing behind a counter. Without delay, I approached and rhetorically asked if they had an adult section.

After answering in the affirmative, he pointed to a green door at the left side of the back wall.

“I’ll buzz you in,” he advised, before asking, “Oh, do you also want to visit the cinema section?”

“Sure,” I replied.

The man then informed me of the cost involved, which I readily paid. Then, after handing me a token, he explained, “Just put this token in the slot next to the door in the adult section, which is in the middle of the wall on the right-hand side of the room.” Then, after a brief pause, he finally concluded, “And, by the way, we have two cinemas. The one on the right shows straight porn, and the one on the left, gay porn.”

“Got it,” I assured him, before making my way to the green door.

After hearing the buzzer I entered the room. There was shelving all around the room, except for in front of the cinema section door, and there were also three back to back, free-standing shelves in the centre of the room.

The DVDs on offer were all very neatly categorized into the various sexual proclivities, around the perimeter of the room, and all the centre shelves were filled with every imaginable sex toy one could imagine. I was not on a buying trip and by now the token in my hand was red-hot with anticipation, and as eager as I was to get my arse slotted.

As the cinema door opened there was a dark passage before me with a partition running down the middle. At the far side on either end, there were doorways from which light emanated. I could easily discern that the dim illumination came from television screens in these rooms. This light was accompanied by the unmistakable sounds from speakers, presumably from the televisions, of people fucking. The volume was not very loud, doubtlessly so that the two opposing viewing rooms would not interfere with one another’s entertainment. Once I closed the door behind me the passage ahead of me was fairly dark.

I decided to first look in on the straight porn on offer, in the room to the right.

Peering in, I observed a bulky looking man seated in the single row of seats against the back wall to my right, opposite the large flat-screen television that was to my left. Not wanting to take any chances, and cognizant that this was, after all, the straight section, I averted my gaze quickly to the television screen.

On the monitor, there were two hulky looking men who were busy with a busty blond, who getting spit-roasted in the doggy position. The one guy was on his back with her head bobbing up and down on his dick, while the other man stood at the bottom of the bed, fucking her from behind.

I had always enjoyed this type of straight porn, where both men were noticeably visible and very hot. The straight porn where the camera was focussed on whorish sluts licking their lips and fondling their overinflated tits, while a solitary and scarcely visible guy fucks them, always turned me off.

As I watched, the female in the movie moved upward and impaled herself on the dick of the guy lying on his back. The other hunk then moved up on his knees and commenced fucking her arse.

Bravely glancing back at the man watching the television for several seconds, he had by now begun to actively fondle his unzipped genitals. Regrettably, however, as I did so he did not offer me any eye contact at all.

Fearful that I may be barking up the wrong tree, I swiftly made my way to the gay cinema section.

In there, it appeared that my fortunes had further diminished because the room was completely devoid of another human being. The movie, however, was incredibly hot as I observed the action. On the screen there was a large tattooed bear, giving a small twink a very rigorous fucking.

With my visual stimulation at least taken care of, for the time being, I sat down on one of the chairs against the back wall, hoping like hell that another token may soon change my fortunes.

To my amazement, the hunky individual from next door was soon standing in the opening to the gay section. As I alternated my gaze between him and the screen, he slowly moved in my direction and seated himself two chairs away from me. He was precisely the kind of man that turned me on. He had large hands and huge boots, with thick legs and arms protruding from the khaki shirt and short pants he was wearing. His dark hair was short-cropped and there was a tell-tale sweat ring around his head, presumably from a hat that he had been wearing and left in his vehicle. He was precisely the ‘farmer Joe’ looking individual that I had hoped to encounter.

His demeanour, which I had formerly surmised was indifference, now also underwent a substantial change. From the moment he sat down two seats away from me, his bearing became a lot more salacious and engaging. After a short while, he arose and removed his shorts and underpants, before placing them on his seat and sitting back on top of them.

Next, he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing a hairy stomach and an impressive uncut cock and balls. As he commenced playing with his dick he instantly cracked a fat. During my Sydney visit, I had been introduced to this Aussie slang phrase, which describes a guy getting an erection.

As I lustfully looked at his impressive throbber (throbbing cock), he smiled at me and asked, “Aren’t you going to take your clobber (clothing) off?”

“But what if someone else comes in here?” I anxiously asked.

“It is evident that you’re not from around here, mate,” and before I could answer, he continued, “All the men who come here are mostly married guys looking for a gobby (blowjob) or to stick their dongers (dicks) in a bonk-hole (backside). We are all here for the same thing, mate, so no worries.”

By now I was so horny, that my concerns flew out of the window. Summarily, got up and also removed my shorts and underpants, before also unbuttoning my shirt. The man now gave me a hand gesture by waving me closer as he pointed at his erect knob, clearly demanding a gobby.

After I knelt before him my hand took hold of his cock before my lips zeroed in on my reward. The smell of his crotch was heavenly and the taste of his mutton gun (another Aussie term for cock, which I had learned in Melbourne) was incredible.

As my head started bobbing steadily, his huge hands began caressing my head to the sounds of approving sighs and groans. As the intensity of his grasp increased, my throat battering meaningfully intensified.

I was elated by what was happening and my fears that this place might not live up to my expectations, completely evaporated.

“It’s time to bury my hatchet,” the man now announced with a chuckle, as he arose and moved behind me. After my torso leaned on the chair he had been sitting on, he opened stance before I briefly felt a thick finger that he had spat on, fingering my butt.

Next, his cock-head kissed my pucker momentarily, before he speared his dick vigorously into me. As I let out a yelp, his vice-like hands clamped onto my hips, leaving me in no doubt that escape was simply not an option. As my backside ached, his thrusting animatedly commenced.

“Hi, Jerry, looks like you found some fresh meat,” I heard a voice saying.

As I glanced over my shoulder I saw a very tall lanky man standing in the doorway.

“Yeah, Hank, and this lamb gives a great gobby as well,” Jerry, the name of the man who was fucking me, announced.

“Well then, why don’t you turn his body to the side so that I can tickle his tonsils while you fuck him,” Hank advised.

Jerry now compliantly steered my body left by forty-five degrees, while continuing to fuck me.

As Hank moved before me and began unzipping his trousers, his workman’s hands moved very deftly as they pushed his jeans and underwear downward. As I looked at his very long uncut dick, I saw one of the most abundant overhang foreskin snouts I had ever seen. The puckered tube of skin hanging off the front of his knob was mesmerizing.

“Open your gob and get a move-on,” Hank announced, as his hand cupped my chin and encouraged my head upward. With his dick now fully erect, two inches of tubular skin still dangled off the front of his cock.

As his pale sausage moved past my lips and the foreskin snout touched my tongue, a pissy taste immediately tantalized my taste buds. I was beside myself with elation as my spit roasting now got fully underway, with four masculine hands fully controlling my body.

“This is a great step up from the old poofters (queens) that normally hang out here,” Hank exclaimed between groans.

“Sure is,” Jerry agreed with a grunt.

As Jerry’s breathing now started becoming louder, he soon announced his impending climax.

“Do you want to unload into his mouth,” Hank then asked.

“Too laaate,” Jerry replied ecstatically as his body began to shudder.

“Pull your knob out very slowly, mate, so that I can churn your cream in his bunghole,” Hank suggested, before telling me to tighten my arse to prevent any spillage.

Hank now quickly pulled out of my mouth and moved around behind me. As his cock began to slide into my freshly fucked hole, Jerry arrived before me for a crotch cleaning.

As Hank thrust away, I finished off with Jerry before he proceeded to get dressed.

“Are you just visiting Alice, eh… What’s your name?” Jerry asked me.

“Tommy,” I answered, before addressing the first part of his question. “Yeah I’m just passing through, but I will still be here tomorrow,” I quickly qualified, hopeful that I would again see him the following day.

“Cool, I’ll be here at one,” Jerry replied, before departing with a goodbye waving gesture.

Hank now turned my body so that I could again anchor myself on the chair. It immediately became clear that he was in no hurry as he languidly continued to pump my backside. Additionally, his hands now started moving all over my back and shoulders as he lovingly caressed me. Soon, his icky hands moved onto my head before his work-stained digits sought out my mouth. There was a very strong taste of workshop labour and nicotine on his fingers, but I didn’t mind that at all. This even enhanced the pleasure of my overall experience.

Next, Hank lifted my body upward completely and extracted his dick from my backside, before moving the anchoring chair I had bent over aside and shoved my back up against the wall. As our bodies melded together with our dicks grinding in an erotic swaying tussle, Hank began to kiss me very passionately. His tobacco flavoured tongue now animatedly twirled in my mouth as his hands cupped my head. The reek of his armpits then also joined the bouquet of masculine hum from him that I was thriving on.

“Fuck, you smell incredible,” I garbled, as his animated mouth began licking all over my face.

“Where are you staying tonight?” he asked, taking a brief pause from the oral emulsification of our saliva.

After I told him, he asked if he could pop by later to buy me a frostie (beer).

“Do you have to get back to work soon?” I asked him, by surprisingly answering his question with a question.

“No, I got off work early today… Why do you ask?” he bewilderedly inquired.

“Well, then why don’t you accompany me back to my motel when we are done, and I’ll treat you to dinner later,” I answered, before qualifying my retort by adding, “I hate eating on my own.”

“That would be grouse (great), but I better go home first to shower,” he replied.

“Why?” I sniggered, before concluding, “You smell ace (great) to me.”

As he chuckled at my attempt at the local lingo, he then added, “This invitation could be a worry for you, because I might not be able to drive home after a few frosties.”

“I’ll make sure you can’t,” I giggled salaciously.

Our session now recommenced even more vigorously than before, and shortly I felt my shoulders being pushed downward.

Once I was on my knees, Hank gripped hold of his dick and asked, “So, mate, you say you like my pong?”

“Fuck, yeah,” I answered.

“Well, why don’t you sniff this head for size,” he suggested.

As I contemplated the mixed metaphor, he pulled the abundant snout of his overhanging foreskin back and presented me with the bright pink dick-head of his knob. The smell was overwhelmingly awesome, and being a total foreskin fanatic, I deliriously inhaled his unhooded hum.

“Please just face-fuck the hell out of me,” I now pleaded, in a state of total aromatic euphoria.

As if preserving his secret scent, Hank once more sheathed his glans before his long cock once more invaded my throat. His strokes were measured, to begin with, but before long an all-out attack on my mouth got underway.

Almost starved of oxygen, his spunk finally dribbled down my throat before the last few bursts coated the inside of my mouth. The taste was incredible and soon I was once more standing upright, as we sampled the flavour of his seed together.

In a surprising turn of events, Hank now told me to turn around before he commenced rimming me. Naturally, as this happened I began to rigorously tug on my knob. His searing tongue and vacuuming mouth had me practically climbing the wall.

“Just tell me when you are about to shoot,” he managed to splutter during his tongue-lashing blitzkrieg.

When I finally turned and unloaded into his mouth, it felt like I was having an out-of-body experience. No orgasm I had ever experienced before even came close.

As we later departed for my motel with him following me, my Alice Springs fantasy had become a dream come true.

At the motel, there was a large open veranda. I advised Hank to enjoy a beer there while I did all the necessary booking in and etcetera.

When I finally joined him, he was onto his second frostie. It was already five in the afternoon and although I was slightly tired from the driving I had done, my lust was certainly supplying me with all the adrenalin I needed.

As we chatted, I got a proper look at him for the first time. Hank was six-foot-four-inches-tall and sinewy built. His skin was leathery and weather-beaten. Although only thirty-five-years-old, he looked like he was in his forties. Hank stained and uneven teeth could keep an orthodontist and a dentist very busy. Despite the lack of care to his hands, rough as they were his hands were beautifully formed and very manly. The creases and furrows on his hands were stained, underlying the honourable labour of a hardworking man. I even felt a sense of guilt that I had considered them icky earlier on.

For the next two hours as we spoke Hank enthralled me. Although he wasn’t conventionally good-looking, his warm and tranquil eyes intoxicated me in a way that very few other men ever had. The wonderful sense of humour he displayed as I explained the motivation for my holiday was simply splendid. Hank was easy-going and uncomplicated, and my feelings toward him just grew in leaps and bounds as we spoke.

Although he had been married and was now divorced, he informed me that he had always preferred men, because as he put it, they were just far less complicated. He also complimented me by saying that he hoped that he would someday meet someone like me to spend his life with, but that thus far, the pet shop had never yielded any such luck. He enjoyed his simple life in Alice and could never adapt to city life.

As I listened to him I fantasized about being able to live in and flit between two universes. I enjoyed the hustle and bustle of my busy city and loved my job. It would be nice, however, I romanticized, to be able to move from one to the other world at will, and enjoy the best of both as and when the fancy took me.

After arriving back in the real world, when we finally spoke about dinner, it was decided that we would order takeaways and eat them in my room. There was, according to Hank, a place that made the best spareribs in the world, and so they were ordered on his recommendation.

Luckily, there was a well-stocked refrigerator in my room and a suitable table with two chairs, where we could enjoy our meal.

When the spareribs and chips arrived, Hank and I were soon going hell for leather as we wolfed down the delicious meal. Upon finishing, when Hank announced that he needed to wash his hands, my kinky mind went into overdrive. Blocking his way to the bathroom, I lifted his left hand and commenced licking his fingers feverishly. This was not lost on him, and soon my left hand was also excavating his mouth as his tongue scoured every last morsel from and between my digits. Our right hands soon followed, before mouths and lips also got thoroughly cleaned.

Once our clothing disappeared off our bodies, Hank got an impish look in his eyes. Taking me by the arm he steered me back to the empty containers the ribs had come in. On instruction from Hank, we now commenced using our fingers to scoop up all the leftover sauce, before smearing it onto one another’s genitals. After assuming the sixty-nine position on the bed with him on top and me, a crotch licking feast now commenced.

Things then became ridiculously kinky as Hank returned to the containers and began tearing open all the unused sauce sachets, to coat our genitals once more with every last drop of sauce on offer.

Needless to say, once our genital cleansing session concluded, in reversed body positions from our earlier sixty-nine episode, a face-to-face cleaning session then followed.

“Did you enjoy that?” Hank now asked.

“Fuck, yeah,” I replied, before qualifying, “But the sauce was very sweet and now I need to get rid of that sweet taste in my mouth.”

“Oh shit!” Hank said with a concerned look, “I don’t know how I can help you with that.”

“I do,” I answered mischievously.

“How?” he asked.

“Just turn onto your back,” I suggested.

After he had got off me and lay on his back, I climb on top of him and pushed his arms up on either side of his head.

Next, I dove straight into his right armpit and frantically began lapping in the damp smelly swamp. I was instantly in hog heaven, to the approving groans emanating from Hank.

“Jesus, Tommy, you can do this all night as far as I’m concerned,” he elatedly gushed, as I luxuriated in the manly stench.

It felt like I had entered a heightened state of arousal as I imbibed his delicious funk. Whatever scent it was that he permeated; it was the ultimate elixir for my olfactophilia penchant.

The second armpit then followed to yet more ecstasy for my appreciative tongue. As I licked, I wishfully reflected on the thought that if I could buy a bottle of this fragrance and always have it handy for an occasional whiff, it would be a dream come true for me.

Once I had sated my pit lust, Hank turned my body around on top of him and lustfully began rimming me. As I groaned with gratification, my head zeroed in on his crotch, determined to sample my final bouquet of olfactory delights. I was almost in a religious trance as I watched the sheath unfurling as my hand pulled the ample skin downward on his shaft. When the bright pink glans lazily emerged, it liberated the aromatic combination of foreskin sweat, cum, and piss, I was almost cross-eyed with lust as I inhaled the magnificent perfume.

My watering mouth could no longer resist the pink cherry, and shortly my taste buds shared in the spoils. The tang on my tongue was incredible as I avidly licked his dick-head. Once I had again enclosed the glans afterward so that it could again start fermenting its next musty brew of stench, my head commenced bobbing up and down his cock.

As this happened I felt my hips being slightly lifted, before my dick nestled in his mouth. In tandem, we now began to pleasure one another. For me, an added benefit also materialized, when I felt a finger prodding my backside. In unison with this development, I encouraged Hank to part his legs. Once his legs were wide apart another thrilling odour arose from his sweaty crack and tantalized my nostrils.

My fingers then commenced sliding up and down his crack and stroking his rosebud. Simultaneously, muffled grunts of excitement from Hank began to resound in the room.

As our joint oral extravaganza ensued, I was so overcome with all that had happened thus far, that I could feel my impending orgasm approaching. After I announced this to Hank, two of his fingers now began spearing my backside. I was determined to try and combine a joint release and started bobbing my head up and down his knob energetically, while concurrently pistoning my thumb in and out of his manhole.

My ploy worked perfectly and a mere few seconds apart, our balls began to unleash their seed.

Afterward, I quickly tidied up, by putting all the containers that the food had arrived in, back in the plastic bag they had been delivered in, and soon we were again sitting at the table and enjoying another frostie.

Apart from all the elation I had enjoyed up to this point, my mind had also been working overtime. Inasmuch, as I knew that I was having a wonderful holiday romance and that it was going to be transitory, the thought of prolonging this for as long as I could, had begun to formulate in my mind.

“Hank, do you have any leave due to you?” I casually asked.

“Whew, fuck yeah,” he replied laughing, before adding, “I never go on holiday and have often forfeited accumulated leave as a result. The place I work for doesn’t pay you out for unused annual leave.”

“Well… Then I have a suggestion. Please just hear me out,” I suggested.

After another sip of my beer, I began to share my thoughts. “Why don’t you join me for the two weeks of the vacation I still have left?”

A look of confusion now overcame Hank’s features.

“Firstly, I would love to have your company,” I enthusiastically affirmed, before proceeding, “The thing is, it’ll cost you fuck all. All my accommodation had been prepaid, the car hire I would have to pay for in any case, whether there are one or two people in the vehicle, all I would need to do is pay for your flight from Darwin to Brisbane, and the one from Sydney back to Alice. As far as those expenses are concerned, with the value of accrued credits, which I have on my credit card, those flights will cost me nothing… Oh, and as far as food is concerned, the pleasure of your company and your body will be well worth it,” I exclaimed, before quickly concluding, “And as far as any additional costs are concerned, that will be my thank gift to you for your time and for making my holiday a brilliant one.”

I was very pleased with my pitch and hoped like hell that it had hit the mark. Regrettably, Hank didn’t look as excited as I had wished for.

“It sounds great,” he finally said, “But I am not a sponge.”

“Hank, please bear in mind, that you are the sexiest man I have encountered in longer than I can remember. I want to remember my holiday as the best one I have ever had. It’s in your hands, but please don’t feel pressured. All I ask is that you give it some serious thought.” I concluded.

I was somewhat relieved by what seemed to be a softening of his expression.

Based on this, I played my final hand. “Have you ever been to Brisbane or Sydney?”

“Fuck, Tommy, I’ve only ever been to Darwin and Adelaide,” Hank ruefully confessed.

I did not reply to this information, hopeful that I had administered the coup de grace.

As we finished our beers I made my ultimate pitch, “Why don’t you come around again tomorrow night for dinner, and tell me what you have decided?”

“Okay,” he said with a perplexed look, as he nodded his head.

The rest of our evening together again scaled new heights, as I got to experience the most awesome libido I had ever witnessed from a man. Much later, we were both completely exhausted by the time we fell asleep.

After Hank left early the following morning I did all the sightseeing I needed to do and by one p.m., I again visited the pet shop to keep the promise I had made to Jerry. Enjoyable as my session with Jerry was, however, my heart wasn’t really into it because all I could think about was Hank.

It was strange to me that nine times out of ten, I would’ve chosen Jerry over Hank upon first meeting them. Hank, however, had left Jerry in his dust after his incredible performance.

Upon Hank’s arrival at my motel late afternoon, we again sat on the porch having a beer. Although I was brimming with anticipation to hear his answer, I decided to play it cool.

After I told him about my sightseeing excursion and a brief visit to Paws & Claws, Hank looked at me and said, “I spoke to my boss today.”

“Oh,” I nonchalantly replied.

“I also asked him if I could take some time off,” Hank continued, milking the situation.

“Oh,” I again proffered.

“Yeah… In any case, my bosses’ answer was; ‘about fuckin’ time, now get the fuck out of here,’” Hank playfully informed me.

“And?” I then pushed.

“Well, I then told him about my possible planned excursion,” Hank teasingly replied.

“And?” I again countered in an exasperated tone.

“Well, he said I was a lucky bastard,” Hank said with a mischievous smile.

“Does that mean…” I tried to ask before he interrupted me.

“My bag is in the car. I would love to join you,” he finally answered as he chuckled.

After dinner we had an earlyish night, need I say more?

The following morning, as we left on our long journey to Darwin, I was looking forward to the next two weeks of my vacation.