"Your challenge, if you have the balls: To rhyme yourself inside my smalls. So, if you'd like to have some fun, then simply do what must be done."

Denise watched Craig's face as she spoke, hoping her random choice was as carefree as she was.

"A fitting test for such a prize? I'll try to coax your moans and sighs. If we go somewhere discreet, we won't cause mayhem in the street," Craig replied, strengthening Denise's belief that she had found the source of playful fun she had been hoping for.

"A short walk takes us to my flat. I'm sure you're rather pleased by that. My rules are simple: talk in rhyme and help me have a special time. Kisses, if you'd be so kind. Perhaps a slap on my behind? Touches slipped inside to please; my own will bring you to your knees," Denise replied as she escorted a somewhat bewildered Craig to her home.

As soon as she had ushered Craig into her flat, Denise planted a kiss on his lips. It was one that might ordinarily have left Craig lost for words, but there was too much riding on his efforts for him to allow that to happen.

"I'll slip your skirt off, then your briefs, and stick to your plan and beliefs. Not a night for lonesome strumming; spanking rear delights are coming," Craig advised.

"In the name of fun and farce, gently tap me on the arse. Rosy pink will be so nice, just gentle hands and no fish slice," Denise instructed through giggles of anticipation.

Once Craig had removed Denise's skirt and briefs, his hand struck her buttocks to the sound of pleasure and laughter. Finding someone who shared the same sense of humour was excellent; discovering he was half-decent at a horny slap was even better.

"A super blend of sweet and funny. Between my legs is getting runny. Plunge your fingers deep inside. Hop aboard and let them slide," Denise said a little breathlessly.

"My touch will seek out hidden zones and try to shake you to your bones. Feel free to thrust against my work and giggle, laugh, or go berserk."

Denise realised she had already laughed and felt more aroused than she had done for a long time, and when she felt Craig's massage slide into her body, the sound made was another indicator of how turned on she was already.

"I'm wringing wet and buzzing, too; I know I can rely on you. Use those fingers, fast and firm, to bring a scream and make me squirm," Denise said with growing anticipation.

Denise was smiling as she enjoyed the unrushed movements of Craig's fingers. Her body was warm with excitement, and her mind was already filling with the pictures she saw when she was on the way to a climax.

"I may be lost for words. Fear not. Just give me everything you've got!" Denise said with a dreamy sigh.

With the signal it was safe for him to do so within the rules, Craig eased kisses over Denise's eager body as his fingers slid into it with increased speed and intensity. Denise sighed beneath the kiss as she began to twitch, and her mind descended into a treasured and rarely visited state.

Craig's deep touch and kisses took Denise to the brink before another circling plunge saw her body ignite to a loud and triumphant cry. Craig felt driven by this erotic outburst and worked feverishly to enhance and prolong Denise's joy.

Denise's sounds of climax gave way to laughter and giggles as she thrilled to the delight of her escapism. Craig's touch dwelt until Denise could give no more to her climax, and she enjoyed its aftermath until she felt able to speak coherently.

"You've kissed me, rubbed me, slapped my bum. Now, it's time to make you come. Something sweet and simple fits. I'll slip your cock between my tits," Denise said with excited laughter.

Craig found Denise's delivery too funny to respond to immediately, but he did manage to do so eventually, as Denise gave his erection a playful stroke.

"Just a word of warning here. Alas, we run a risk, I fear. Where might this end? My mind? It boggles. I'd get yourself a pair of goggles," Craig said in response to Denise's suggestion.

Not for the first time, Denise was caught between excited anticipation and uncontrollable laughter, and she loved it.

With Craig occupied with other duties, Denise decided that getting her vibrator from her bedside table and placing it between her legs might compensate for a lack of other attention in the area. Her decision saw Craig smile with understanding, which didn't go unnoticed.

"Excited, full of hope and joy. On standby, here's my little toy. I'll slip it where it needs to go; now, top my tits with liquid snow."

Craig knew he couldn't match that and simply smiled broadly as Denise gave his cock a firm rub before slipping it between her breasts and rocking herself against it.

Denise lost no time in rubbing Craig's cock over and between her breasts and against her excited and erect nipples. Once again, what took place was balanced between erotic pleasure and humour beautifully, and Craig was soon holding back his urge to come as much as he could.

"Paint me, Picasso," Denise cried out as she felt Craig's cock empty over her breasts, her excitement triggering her own climax.

"Extra beans for the guy in the big hat!" Denise shouted as she worked on Craig and celebrated her own return to erotic release.

Craig and Denise shared their moments with smiles that remained long after their climax had subsided. Some would see the moment as the end, but to Craig and Denise, it was the beginning of the time they would spend remembering something fondly forever. They did.