I need to find a girlfriend.
I need to find her quick.
I need to find a lady,
Who knows how to suck a dick.

I need a pair of nice round tits.
I need a filthy mind.
I need a lady who likes cock,
When given from behind.

I need a pert pink bottom.
I need a pretty cunt.
I need a good old fashioned fuck,
If that's not being blunt.

I need a new fuck buddy.
I need a silken thigh.
I need to fill this vacancy,
So please come and apply.