She loved a soldier who was unattainable
Her mother urged her to find a local bull
She was desperate to live out her fantasies
So tried a number of interviewees
All were so bad he went home for a pull.
There was a tall man named Jack
, or tasted like sweet pineapple
Bit late to be inflating the life preservers isn’t it?
Morning worms get the birds ?
Bed head hair is very unattractive
Pretending to be a priest to hear the nuns naughty confessions
I’ve been telling you all day it’s me. Did she call me a bimbo? ?
But Mistress Muffett was eating her... ?
Mistress Muffet was eating her...
Fingertips slowly trace the contours of her succulent, ripe cherry
Dee jogs in short shorts every day
Up her crack, they climb all the way,
More beer, she was thirsty!
Told you all they were real ?
Sorry I’m late for the unicorns, Been a bit unwell. Thank you so much for the lovely birthday wishes and thanks to Lovely Linda for my themed birthday party ? xxxooo
Inside the church, and when
