Quote by VanGogh
(oh ... and yes I have had sex in the office with my partner. I don't THINK there were any cameras!)
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Oh, too bad! lol
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Oh, too bad! lol
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Oh, too bad! lol
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Quote by tubby1961Quote by redhotmommacita
The Bigger they are the smaller thier peepee gets so how could they be better unless they are only counting on thier ability to give great oral sex?????
Ah! that explains why I have not seen my 'peepee' for years, thanks for that Redhotmommacita.
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Quote by Bringiton92Quote by relaxandrelease
No such thing. I'd wear a hospital gown backwards all the time if I could, lol.
Haha, quite confident aren't we?
Very, hehe.
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No such thing. I'd wear a hospital gown backwards all the time if I could, lol.
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Thanks roco, I almost lost all blood flow to the brain when I saw these pics!
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Quote by eiotis123
Fire, did someone say fire...
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Oh. My. Thank you!!!!
Who is this goddess and where can I find her to grace me with her presence again?
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Being watched playing solo!
Taking hard anal, or giving long oral?
Taking hard anal, or giving long oral?
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Ashyln Rae... mmmmmm..... (drool).
I'm sorry, but, excuse me...
and oh wait, one more time
Ahhhhh, much better.
I'm sorry, but, excuse me...
and oh wait, one more time Ahhhhh, much better.
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I saw one once that said: "My kid arrested your honor student"
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I do like the emo girls, vampire. So, you're safe with me
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Quote by mercianknightQuote by Playmale
Can you imagine if they were selling donuts?
They were - but they got listed as 'cock rings' in the evidence locker.
HA!
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What do you want me to do for a Klondike bar? I'd give you a nickle. How's that?
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1. What is your Middle name?.......Robert
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................Riot
3. Girls name:............... Robin
4. Occupation----------------------- Robber
5. Something you wear:..................Rubber (tee hee)
6. Beverage:................ --------------Rum
7.. A place: .....................................Rowanda
8. Something you shout .. --------- Retard
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................Riot
3. Girls name:............... Robin
4. Occupation----------------------- Robber
5. Something you wear:..................Rubber (tee hee)
6. Beverage:................ --------------Rum
7.. A place: .....................................Rowanda
8. Something you shout .. --------- Retard
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Yep, I can see the Cloud City exchange going like this:
"No, Luke. I am your birthday party entertainment."
"No, that's not true, that's imposible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Your parents have no idea what you're into. They had no idea you wanted a magician."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"No, Luke. I am your birthday party entertainment."
"No, that's not true, that's imposible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Your parents have no idea what you're into. They had no idea you wanted a magician."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Quote by myself
I doubt it. She's probably still going on.
Yep, more than likely. Now the poor man is stuck in a full body cast at the hospital while she does it. He can't even walk away. Poor poor soul. Next time he'll make sure to do it better and jump out when there is a semi comming the other way. We all live and learn.
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Bobby is the decendant of the original Robespeare. Everyone says he is the spitting image of his forefather (although, not minus a head) and is as tyranical as the original.eVZhpBEj7fGE6zvy
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Quote by stuart1975
Relaxandrelease actually ate Bugs Bunny for supper last night.JbLRWyGE5xZTedEV
Damn skippy! Still picking the bones out of my beak, too.
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Cuddlebunny gets off to fantasies about having sex with Bugs Bunny.
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It seems that this isn't going to be a situation where a nice response will work. You can be firm, but not mean.
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Quote by Catnip
I'll just never die.
Ha! Sounds like a plan to me. That way, you can have sex everywhere you want to without ending! Bring on the hedonism!
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Lola's avi is ironic, she has a very bad case of Hayfever and can't really smell flowers without violently sneezing. She sobs to herself everytime she looks out the window in spring.xcZc10JXElIBcQ8t
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Quote by Jillicious
I'm not sure the National Security Agency posts things on craigslist.
Perhaps a look for the National Softball Association or the National Speakers Association may turn up a few results.
Maybe the National Society of Accountants is looking for enjoyment.
But one thing I do know. The National Sheriff's Association watches craigslist pretty closely.
Good Luck!
Darn. You posted the same thing I was going to. Lol.
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Quote by shameless009
Damn it shameless! It's like you know the pictures that will go right into my mind and press the "get horny" button. Where the hell do you find all these pics? Where the hell do you find the time for these uploads?
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"Ahhhhhh. Was it good for you? What? No NO please don't! I COULD GIVE YOU ORAL IF YOU WANT!!!"
Famous last words.
Famous last words.
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Grab those boobs and spread your legs to make it that much easier to slip right in...
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Lola's kisses are like drinking beer. The more you have the more incoherent you get. Lol. 
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It is going to be a trial and error process. Find someone who is comfortable with your limits (and you to theirs). It is much like finding a partner in a relationship. You can fuck just about anybody, but finding someone you would actually want to interact with (significant others and Masters alike) takes time. In your case, I'd probably find an experienced Master. Someone who knows the drill and can teach you. Hope this helps, message me with specific questions if you wish.
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