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ponyboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

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Granted, but u live in caveman days

I wish nightfox was my babe
Granted, unfourtunatly the lavish kisses are from a 100 year old dirty old man

I wish my pole didnt hurt now
Granted, but you spend it in the drunk tank after going too far the first nite.

I wish for a personal polle dance from Salma Hyack
I have dated all different body types and my prefrence changes from one to the next. For me it's more about the person,but that being said, seriously over weight ladies are not #1 on my list of 2nd look status, shallow, maybe but human nature for some. I know some seriously fit guys who date overweight ladies as a prefrence, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a fitting statement here.vHNwKweOIXRGxBVS
I always enjoyed the words to an old Billy Joe Shavers song-sweet mama,lay your burdens down -sweet mama lay them trophys down
I would gladly grant the wildfeline anything her heart desires if she'd only focus and not get overly greedy!

I wish for awakening Ade to a sinfilly blissfull morning!
''you just keep thinkin,Butch'' ''thats what your good at''

Butch Cassidy & the sundance kid
So sorry,that wish is sadly impossible to grant, it seems like such a reasonable wish too

I wish the good people would laugh off the hurts of lifes cruel jokes
granted, but the pole is not quite the one you expected...although the workout is exteme;)

I wish an exotic woman in black would cast a spell on me
Granted, but the clone mutates again and your stuck with pee wee herman as a next door neighbor

I wish for polar ice caps to be made of ice cream
Granted, but they all end up lookin like Rick Santorum

I wish I could spend my life with Xochiquetzal!
Quote by NightFox
Kisses on my neck, oh my.
nightfox makes me shiver
Fug yea, a long azz make out session and more-much more!
Granted,but the price of jet fuel is sky high so looks like the bus 4 u!

I wish William of Occam would define his razors edge to me