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mranonymous7
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 80
United States

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I bitch about the rules as much as anyone. But the truth is when I get a story accepted...knowing how hard it is...I have a real feeling of accomplishment.
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I was very excited when I got here but now I'm in a slump. Started moving stories here from my literotica account, because I thought I would have more freedom here, but one of my literotica stories can't be published here. I never really got some of the rules these sites have. Writting is simply expression of thought which means there really is no such thing as illegal fiction. Do any readers know of erotic literature sites that don't have their own arbitrary rules?


I suspect the illegal fiction probably refers to age. which on all sites is regulated by law, not the web-site.
Bruce Lee
Montgomery Cliff
Lash LaRue
Buck Taylor
Patrick Wayne
Dennis Burkley
Willie Nelson
Mary Wells
Randy White...Dallas Cowboy
Jerhro Pough...Dallas Cowboy
Chuck Norris
Waylon Jennings
when I work at Texas Instruments the parents of a girl I work with were friends with henry Mancini and he'd been their house guest over the weekend. she'd know him since she was a small child and called him the honorary southern title of uncle. she said that he spit so bad when he talked that you needed a towel to hold a conversation with him...lol...

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRu4aLAG2AI)
I'm a compulsive record keeper. based on the last 15 of notes about other peoples love life. 40s is when wives start loosing interest in sex. the options for the husband is to play around or move on. here is the interesting part. most of the ones who chose to play around want to do it discretely enough to keep their marriage. apparently an extremely large percentage of husbands experimentally play with their little chums when they were young. at this stage of their marriage they start thinking about the carefree fun they had. since they don't want a divorce they revert back to childhood and start playing with their new chums. somehow they justify in their minds that fooling with other guys isn't cheating. most start off receiving oral and slowly transits into giving.
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In all actuality, I'd hold off on the TS or the couple, or anything on the extreme level. Unless you'd feel more comfortable with a woman there. If not, the best way would be for you to just hook up with a guy and go for it.


ditto. I totally agree. find some more experienced anonymous stranger on the inter-net and try it. if you try it with an anonymous stranger and you don't like it you can keep it to yourself and no one will know. if you do it with someone in your circle of acquaintances, whether you like it or not, everyone will know.
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What part of a girl you look at first when you see her? What turns you on about girls?

my first choice is always a young tight tussle
I don't understand the scoring system so I ignore it. but its good for my ego to see large numbers of hits. that tells me at least someone is interested enough to look.
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Breaking up with men or women?


breaking up with guys. they can be drama queens & react far worse than a natural woman
my friend that has been doing my editing is no longer able to do it...is their anyone out there interested in doing some editing?...PM me if you're interested.
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I think this is a problem not because women give mixed signals but because most guys don't know how to handle attention from women or interpret signals correctly.

If she is walking up to the alter to get married and she happens to glance at you as she does, no she still doesn't want to fuck you.

I guess guys are wired to explore every possibility no matter how remote. That drive to procreate I guess.


on more than one occasion this statement has been proven un-true.
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I was recently told by a guy that i wear too much makeup! (I know, how rude!) What do you think about women and their makeup, do you prefer them natural with no touch ups or anything, or you don't mind a bit of makeup?

Please answer my question, guys!



make up done right looks good...make up done wrong looks like bozo the clown...he might have been doing you a favor telling you that...
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Hey guys just wonderng if any of ya'll ever had sex with a girl while she was on the phone with her boyfriend of relative and care to share that story. I find it carzy sexy for a girl to try and maintain her composure while talking... Any stories?



does eating her pussy while she's on the phone count?
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How many guys have followed a woman in the store or in a mall because she was so good looking and sexy you had to keep looking? Did you take a pic with your phone?



me...but I tried to be discrete
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Recently I had a conversation with my boyfriend and his mates about girls with or without make up.

Surpisingly, all 8 of them said that they thought a girl looked at her most attractive first thing in the morning, with no or very little make up on. Afterall make up is an illusion. But seriously, when I am rocking this look, I don't get half as much attention as when I'm made up to the nines. Hence the question...

Make up? or no make up?






depends on the girl
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Some people are under the impression that men are only interested in the chase. Once the woman/women they are after has succumb it's over for them. Any truth to this guys?


I'd say its 50/50...both are fun...but because you catch her isn't a reason to dump her
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I can attest, first-hand, to the benefits of fruit -- especially pineapple.

I know someone mentioned coffee as something to stay away from with regards to the taste of cum; I'd add alcohol to that list. As much as I love the occasional beer, it doesn't help cum taste.


I think red meat is bad for your cum too
my friend that has been doing my editing is no longer able to do it...is their anyone out there interested in doing some editing?...PM me if you're interested.
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I love kissing after my pussy has been licked. And sucking cock right sfter being fucked. Love tasting my pussy on my lovers lips and cock.

For the record, I have no issues with ass to mouth sex either, as long I know everything was clean. Guess that makes me a very dirty girl!!


this sounds like a female version of me talking
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God I love you men - but your bathroom habits leave me cold.

So then tell me your worst bathroom habits - so that when I fall in-love again I know what to expect!!!!


I worked in the janitorial field for a number of years. when I was in between jobs I wasn't too good to sweep floor. and the one constant in all the buildings I cleaned was that the women's bathrooms were pig stys. the guys would go in take a leak...may dribble a little on the floor...but not much. a swipe of the mop & it was gone. 90% didn't wash their hands so the sink area was more or less clean. no paper towel dispensers to re-fill because they weren't using them.......and then there were the ladies rooms...the sink area was filthy from ladies standing there fixing their makeup and hair. god forbid they throw a used paper towel in the trash. in the stalls there would be small boxes mounted on the stall walls holding wax paper bags for use tampons. instead of using the bags & disposing of them neatly they would put the used, unwrapped tampon in the box. besides being nasty do you have any idea how bad it smells. speaking of bad smells, the ladies would want to sit on a public toilet seat so the would put their feet on the rim of the commode. this would line then up improperly so they would piss and/or shit all over the back portion of the commode. at the VA they have more restrooms than normal, so the area I normally cleaned had 4 where a normal building would only have 1 maybe 2. EVERY day there would be at least I commode in the ladies rooms with shit on the back of it. were talking a pile as big as a cow patty. women may not notice the smell. let 2 ladies go in early in the morning & they don't even have to be in their at the same time, & the room smells used tampons all day. which means everyday. there's more but I think that's enough. ...
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Have any of you (male or female) every played around with a friend of same sex when you were younger. It can be any thing from flirting to sex. anything at all. Don't be shy to share.


I must be the only guy in the world that didn't. I look back now & realize I had many opportunities...even hints from my little chums. but I was to naïve to pick up on them.
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Hello

I was told by a boyfriend once that if he didnt cum for 3 days, his balls would get sore and ache, and the only way to solve the problem was to ejaculate.

I havent heard this from anyone else.

So guys, who does it feel if you don't cum - is it painful?

Katie
XXXX


yes, if you don't cum your balls get full & I wouldn't exactly say painful. but definitely uncomfortable. but its a self correcting problem. its called a wet dream.
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I've noticed a fascination with girls'/women's shoes almost everywhere you look, and obviously I'm talking about for purposes of sex appeal and innuendo here. Almost exclusively, it's high heels (often strappy ones at that).

Guys (and Girls too if you want to answer), what is it about shoes that turn you on? I've even been asked to leave my shoes on, otherwise completely naked, for sex...which seemed wierd, but whatever, I'm willing to play along.

I'm aware of shoe fetishes, but it's safe to say that this reaches well beyond that. I'm curious what the group has to say about this, as it's always made me wonder myself....

All answers welcome!


high heels makes the calves of the ladies legs look more shapely. the straps are to keep them on better. the strap less ones have a tendency to come off easy.
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I was just curious if men think there is such a thing as too much masterbation. I am of course referring to male masterbation. We women can never have too many batteries.

And no, this is not a sarcastic question, I have a reason for asking.

Ling~Li


yes...when your arm goes numb...its too much...
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I just love big girls how about you?


svelte with a tight little but & not too big perky breasts
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How sensitive are male nipples?


mine are as sensitive as a girls. gentle stimulation make them grow. rough hurts and makes me angry.
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I have an interesting question that came up in a conversation with my hubby recently (and it's not just for huys): Is there any memory of a particular sexual encounter you had with someone which is your favorite "well" to draw from that will push you over the orgasmic cliff when masturbating (or having sex)?


my girlfriend leaned forward against the wall in the shower...she has perfect muscle control in her pussy...can grip you like it was a hand...I don't know what she did different...maybe it was all in my mind...but when I cummed it was so awesome that my knees literally gave way & I fell flat on my back in the bath tub...she was so weak all she could do was shut off the water...it was almost 30 minutes before my legs worked good enough to stand up...then another 5 to get out of the tub...