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lanne
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 29

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to have janey octeza for my girlfriend

ever seen elvis presley in person?
Yep, we would of entered through URANUS, but thought better of it at the last possible moment

TPBM is a fan of stephen king
granted, but the volcanoes erupt in disapproval.

I wish the girl I have a crush on suddenly appears and feeds me belgian waffles
my thieving scumbag fuckface dumbshit douchsnozzle asshat of an idiot brother
just don't do it on the phone or on the internet. THAT sucks, not to mention disrespectful for your soon-to-be ex-SO. you're gonna be hurting him/her, at least have the decency not to hide behind gadgets and stuff.
my ex could only take half of my hand (my hand is larger than the usual female's). she really freaks out when I do it to her so I guess it feels good to her or something
have this problem as well. as the others have said, clit stimulation will help, tell him what feels nice and what doesn't. but then again, maybe you're too anxious when you're making out? Relaxing would do the trick if that's the case. orgasms aren't forced to happen, they just do. hope this helps. smile
nope. basketball.

TPBM is very close to his/her family
nope. spent several nights in juvie hall though

TPBM knows how to cook ravioli
my powers left me, you do not have a wish chrissy. smile

I wish I'd graduate tomorrow
if you consider Salamanca to Toulouse across Europe..then yeah smile

ever broken an arm?
since a huge chunk of the alphabet went missing..

figs
gelatin
huckleberry
ice cream
jell-O
keys
lassos
milk
nachos
oats


and finally..

Raspberry
my mom is Franco-Spanish and she married dad, who is Chinese. their families don't get along and since my parents aren't always at home, they'd divvied up me and my brothers when I was six (maybe they wanted us to take sides or whatever). I ended up in Spain and my brothers in China while Mom and Dad lived in England. needless to say their parenting sucked.
Quote by NickiC
Yes and the person tried to blame me. Nope.

Do you like pickles?


nah, I don't.

do you speak French?
Quote by alliebug69
Yes I have been in 3, but was not driving either time.


What is the naughtiest thing you ever did on a dare?


setting fire to my swimming coach's armpit hair.
yeah, they did. didn't succeed.

ever been in a car crash?
I did. got a very unpleasant reaction from them, but that was expected. my maternal and paternal relatives sort of blamed each other, my father's parents saying it was the French blood, my maternal relatives retorting it was one of their freaky Chinese rituals gone wrong. needless to say they fought each other more than they chewed me out, so I got off easier than I woulda thought
granted. the toaster is faulty and you burn.

I wish my face would go leaner
that depends on the girl

were you a constant ditcher back in highschool/college days?
granted, now fans rush at you and you cannot go anywhere without causing a stampede

I wish my guitar would stay in tune