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kinky_girl
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 34
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Princess Popsicle
I don't even recall the first time I gave head. I remember an early one, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first. It was in the town centre on a night out with some guys from college. Things got heated with one of them and yeah, we ended up in an alley with loads of drunks walking past and me hard at work under his coat. He didn't cum because we ended up getting too put off.
Princess Popsicle
When I lost my virginity to a bloke, it was the month after my seventeenth birthday. We had been seeing each other for a few weeks and I finally felt ready to lose it to someone. We were fooling round on the sofa when I decided this. So we had to dash out and buy condoms. He went in and when he got back to the car I saw he'd bought extra safe ones which I remember thinking was really sweet as I wasn't on any sort of birth control. We went back to mine and he took me up to bed. It wasn't painful or awful. He was sweet and gentle, kept checking I was okay and when we had done he cuddled me a little before he left to go home. It wasn't great sex- I didn't cum and he didn't have a particularly thick cock so it wasn't as satisfying as I now know it can be. At the time however, I didn't have anything to compare it to so I was happy enough. That was all ruined three weeks later when his wife called me and told me he was married with three children under five. I had no idea and was too naive to put the pieces together. Turns out he was sleeping with me and two other girls my age and collected virginities like trophies.

As for the first time I had the pleasure of sleeping with a member of the same sex- follow the link in my forum signature and read it blow by blow!
Princess Popsicle
When my husband and I sleep together, his general rule of thumb is that he likes me to have three orgasms before he even penetrates me. Sometimes that's enough. Sometimes I have another while we are fucking. And sometimes I'll have another five or more.

When I masturbate one can satisfy me. On other occasions I've been known to reach around 17.

It's more like when you're hungry and you have a normal meal. Sometimes that is enough to sate you. Other times you have dessert too. Occasionally you have a three course meal. And then other times you have a three course meal, followed by cheese and biscuits, an after dinner coffee and a few chocolates.

As for filling a car, it's like when the pump clicks to tell you the tank is full. Sometimes you leave it at that. But sometimes it's like £48.13 so you fill it up to £49. Then you think 'fuck it's and make it a round £50 by squeezing that little bit more in. And if you overshoot and make it £50.06 you keep going until you hit £51.

Different days, needs, feelings, scenarios, time between orgasms.... It all makes a huge difference between whether one or twenty cums will satisfy me. Your body knows when you're done.
Princess Popsicle
Quote by apptobebad



Now I know why your name is Kinky_girl




Hahahaha. Luckily, the unsightly ones have been work related, as opposed to a bedroom surprise!
Princess Popsicle
Quote by noll


Perhaps they're just not in chronological order


In my experience men who are circumcised later on in life have particularly mangled cocks. That's not something you'd want to advertise so I'm calling bs
Princess Popsicle
Quote by browncoffee


sounds like me and i'm a virgo too! if i see a horoscope i'll read it but i don't believe in them. i make my own luck. hopefully, i'll hang on to both sides of my face.


With a little luck, yes you will! I don't really believe in fate or anything so I struggle to take astrology too seriously.
Princess Popsicle
Not even nearly being as I haven't met anyone remotely famous.

Have you ever learnt to play a musical instrument?
Princess Popsicle
Quote by clum
incorrect on the forum (it's an hour ahead, like fucking France or some shit).


Fucking France, how dare they compare us to them

I also find the exact same thing with mine.
Princess Popsicle
My avatar has always been of various parts of me. Don't think anyone would recognise me from them.
Princess Popsicle
We don't necessarily hide, we just don't advertise the fact. Years of being told we are fat, disgusting, shameful etc. conditions us to be s little more selective with our online personas I think.

In real life, you have to take the rough with the smooth, whereas online I can choose to be a little more anonymous and not be judged.
Princess Popsicle
Quote by SugarBaby2013


Hey! Kinky

I'm a polar bear, that's why I moved to Alaska and I'm a lefty.



The 1964 earthquake in Alaska was so big that water sloshed in wells in Africa. It had a magnitude of 9.2, making it the second largest earthquake in recorded history.


I keep reading this as you being fluffy rather than a lefty! I'm sure you're both
Princess Popsicle
Quote by Simmerdownchick


Killin' the seeds...murder!

And about those monsters of the deep? (insert evil laughter) they are what I want them to find!

Shrubbery? Killing the leaves that cause photosynthesis...


Oh man. I am feeling genuine empathy for all the little seeds about to be slaughtered. Is this how being vegan starts?! Poor seedies.

I think there are enough monsters already, but I'm a proper scaredy cat so I would think that.
Princess Popsicle
The moon. Don't worry though, I wouldn't pinch it, I'd leave it up there for us all to share. But it'd be a cool holiday home pahaha.
Princess Popsicle
His experience, the situation and what lube is available are my big hitters. I'd give a girthy ten inches a go if the guy was practiced and we were taking our time with plenty of lube and patience. I'd skip a slim five inches if the guy was unwilling to take the time to consider my needs...
Princess Popsicle
Never sold them, never intend to. Plus, it means I'd have to start wearing them other than for special occasions.
Princess Popsicle
Yes. I'd say that around half the men I've slept with have been those who I shouldn't have.
Princess Popsicle
Quote by Simmerdownchick
Honey is the only food that does not require something to die.
Also, our oceans are 75% of or planet and we've only explored 5% (from Ted Talks)


Hi Sugarbaby


What about fruit and veggies? I'm just imagining very angry farmers killing each other over the last strawberry
As for the oceans, I reckon that we should stop exploring them! Some of the things that live deep down where sunlight doesn't penetrate to are the stuff of nightmares. Imagine what scary monsters they'll find!
Princess Popsicle
Quote by 69Kisses96
All polar bears are left-handed.


This has been one of my favourite facts for ages. I just thought it was adorable. Then last month I went to (very very) northern Norway and visited a polar museum where I found out it it isn't true at all! How sad is that?

Polar bears have black skin.
Princess Popsicle
Quote by apptobebad








Crazy isn't it?! The fruit fly produces the largest sperm. It's all coiled up but if you straightened it out it'd be 2 inches long, which is about a thousand times larger than human sperm.