If it's a shot that I'm gonna neck then it has to be a Jaegerbomb.
If I was gonna sip it then a Bushmills, preferably the 21 year old but a Black Bush works perfectly well too.
Princess Popsicle
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Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 34
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Princess Popsicle
Violin, viola and saxophone.
I played violin for about ten years but haven't touched mine for at least ten years. She hasn't even been out the case. I remember the fingerings but it would sound bloody awful now I'm sure.
I only played viola for about a year and probably couldn't even read the clef these days.
I came to saxophone later than the others and found it to be my true musical passion. I went from no experience to taking my grade 7 within 2 years which ain't bad. I have a sax in the wardrobe at home but we live in a cluster home and my neighbours would not appreciate it so I haven't played for around six years. I really need to get it out though. It was always such an excellent form of stress relief.
I played violin for about ten years but haven't touched mine for at least ten years. She hasn't even been out the case. I remember the fingerings but it would sound bloody awful now I'm sure.
I only played viola for about a year and probably couldn't even read the clef these days.
I came to saxophone later than the others and found it to be my true musical passion. I went from no experience to taking my grade 7 within 2 years which ain't bad. I have a sax in the wardrobe at home but we live in a cluster home and my neighbours would not appreciate it so I haven't played for around six years. I really need to get it out though. It was always such an excellent form of stress relief.
Princess Popsicle
A hot, strong cup of Twinings English breakfast tea with about an inch of semi skimmed milk thrown in
Princess Popsicle
Summer days spent at the naturist club
Unexpected messages
Waking up to his face
My stepson running up and giving me huge cuddles for no reason
My dad's face when he doesn't expect to see me
My brother's face when I go home without warning and he realised it's me and not a burglar
Knowing my students feel safe with me
The look of excitement on my best mate's kid's faces when I go over (cos they know I'm a big kid)
A freshly valeted car
Uncorking a bottle of Asti
Picking up a lovely bag of fresh fragrant pot
Unexpected messages
Waking up to his face
My stepson running up and giving me huge cuddles for no reason
My dad's face when he doesn't expect to see me
My brother's face when I go home without warning and he realised it's me and not a burglar
Knowing my students feel safe with me
The look of excitement on my best mate's kid's faces when I go over (cos they know I'm a big kid)
A freshly valeted car
Uncorking a bottle of Asti
Picking up a lovely bag of fresh fragrant pot
Princess Popsicle
A text conversation with my work wife and realising that I'll see her tomorrow after over two weeks apart ❤️
Princess Popsicle
I'm a good girl for Daddy.
I always go above and beyond at work, I help out anyone who needs it if I can, I've done volunteer work, I was nurse, I'm the carer for my dad...
But I'm also pretty open about being a downright dirty and desperately deviant individual. My friends and colleagues know I'm kinky but they know I have a very pure heart too.
I don't see why you can't be terribly altruistic and also a sex craved little slut.
I always go above and beyond at work, I help out anyone who needs it if I can, I've done volunteer work, I was nurse, I'm the carer for my dad...
But I'm also pretty open about being a downright dirty and desperately deviant individual. My friends and colleagues know I'm kinky but they know I have a very pure heart too.
I don't see why you can't be terribly altruistic and also a sex craved little slut.
Princess Popsicle
Yes, we went and bought extra safe ones and I remember thinking how sweet it was that he cared about my welfare. Until his wife called a couple of weeks later and asked if I knew my boyfriend was married with three kids. I guess that's what happens when you're 17 and you lose your virginity to a 28 year old PE teacher.
Princess Popsicle
Struggling to think of anything apart from how desperate I am to cum!
Princess Popsicle
This is surprisingly accurate for a nine question quiz!
You are an Elephant
An elephant personality is a person whose deliberate movements exude confidence and calm in all aspects of his or her life. While maybe not the king of the animal world, it is surely a member of the royal family. With an imposing physical presence and kind, spiritual demeanor, it moves easily through life where few barriers can hold it back.
There's a touch of cool in the stoic elephant that's appealing and reassuring and, in all probability, this composure stems from the knowledge that they have no natural enemies; even the lion and crocodile personalities pay homage by giving them a respectful berth. Only the unpredictable tiger has been known to trigger any semblance of anxiety in this otherwise fearless animal.
Elephants are Formidable
Generally slow to anger, they can sometimes exhibit a violent temper and use their powerful personality to humble and drive off unwanted intruders. Active during day and night, elephants take naps whenever the urge strikes.
When elephants set their minds to something, they don't waver in their commitment until the task is complete. Their intelligence, combined with a formidable personality, gives them a terrific advantage in business and social affairs while their communication skills make them first-rate leaders. Trustworthy and honest, they always let others know where they stand with regard to their feelings.
The Elephant Personality's Career
In business, elephants are usually found in leadership roles as executives or company presidents and, although highly paid, are never ostentatious with their wealth. In the top echelons of political office, elephant personalities are far more likely to be female. Male elephants are not as predictable as their counterparts, and females are more likely to maintain an even temper.
Elephants in the Wild
Elephants are the largest living land animal. All elephants have a communal society that requires an intricate communication system, and a little-known facet of elephant behavior is that they purr.
For a long time, naturalists were puzzled by the unusual sound emanating from their stomachs. These loud and low-frequency tummy-rumblings would suddenly stop when someone approached. These sounds have nothing to do with digestion and can be heard over incredibly long distances. The sound acts as a signal to the rest of the herd that all is well, and when danger approaches, the sudden silence alerts all.
In addition to these sounds, elephants will trumpet loudly and aggressively. This shrill tone instantly sets all animals on notice that elephants are in the neighborhood.
Careers & Hobbies
Manager
Judge
Musician
Business Exec
Politician
Leader
Singing
Family
Art appreciation
Love & Friendship
If you think it's just an elephants' size that impresses its lovers, you'd be mistaken. Sure, size matters, but it's more than just physical prowess that has given rise to the legend of the elephant lover. It's because elephants are able to inject so much emotional and physic energy into a relationship that lovers find them so compelling. Certainly it isn't for their looks; elephants are somewhat underwhelming with their plain gray appearances.
Elephants have a passion for the arts -- particularly history and psychology, and find that the lessons of the past have enormous value in their daily lives. So elephants seek mates who are appreciative of their gentle sensitivity yet strong enough to keep pace with their powerful personalities. They are attractive and attracted to larger herbivorous animals particularly zebra, rhinos and horses, and have an irresistible soft spot for the beautiful big-game personality, the giraffe.
You are an Elephant
An elephant personality is a person whose deliberate movements exude confidence and calm in all aspects of his or her life. While maybe not the king of the animal world, it is surely a member of the royal family. With an imposing physical presence and kind, spiritual demeanor, it moves easily through life where few barriers can hold it back.
There's a touch of cool in the stoic elephant that's appealing and reassuring and, in all probability, this composure stems from the knowledge that they have no natural enemies; even the lion and crocodile personalities pay homage by giving them a respectful berth. Only the unpredictable tiger has been known to trigger any semblance of anxiety in this otherwise fearless animal.
Elephants are Formidable
Generally slow to anger, they can sometimes exhibit a violent temper and use their powerful personality to humble and drive off unwanted intruders. Active during day and night, elephants take naps whenever the urge strikes.
When elephants set their minds to something, they don't waver in their commitment until the task is complete. Their intelligence, combined with a formidable personality, gives them a terrific advantage in business and social affairs while their communication skills make them first-rate leaders. Trustworthy and honest, they always let others know where they stand with regard to their feelings.
The Elephant Personality's Career
In business, elephants are usually found in leadership roles as executives or company presidents and, although highly paid, are never ostentatious with their wealth. In the top echelons of political office, elephant personalities are far more likely to be female. Male elephants are not as predictable as their counterparts, and females are more likely to maintain an even temper.
Elephants in the Wild
Elephants are the largest living land animal. All elephants have a communal society that requires an intricate communication system, and a little-known facet of elephant behavior is that they purr.
For a long time, naturalists were puzzled by the unusual sound emanating from their stomachs. These loud and low-frequency tummy-rumblings would suddenly stop when someone approached. These sounds have nothing to do with digestion and can be heard over incredibly long distances. The sound acts as a signal to the rest of the herd that all is well, and when danger approaches, the sudden silence alerts all.
In addition to these sounds, elephants will trumpet loudly and aggressively. This shrill tone instantly sets all animals on notice that elephants are in the neighborhood.
Careers & Hobbies
Manager
Judge
Musician
Business Exec
Politician
Leader
Singing
Family
Art appreciation
Love & Friendship
If you think it's just an elephants' size that impresses its lovers, you'd be mistaken. Sure, size matters, but it's more than just physical prowess that has given rise to the legend of the elephant lover. It's because elephants are able to inject so much emotional and physic energy into a relationship that lovers find them so compelling. Certainly it isn't for their looks; elephants are somewhat underwhelming with their plain gray appearances.
Elephants have a passion for the arts -- particularly history and psychology, and find that the lessons of the past have enormous value in their daily lives. So elephants seek mates who are appreciative of their gentle sensitivity yet strong enough to keep pace with their powerful personalities. They are attractive and attracted to larger herbivorous animals particularly zebra, rhinos and horses, and have an irresistible soft spot for the beautiful big-game personality, the giraffe.
Princess Popsicle
Just finished a glass of pinot grigio. Not my usual choice but was all the in-laws had so I made do ? gonna head to the shop and grab some red shortly!
Princess Popsicle
Somehow
Only
Lovers
Understand
The
Injustice
Of
No
Sex
Sunshine
Only
Lovers
Understand
The
Injustice
Of
No
Sex
Sunshine
Princess Popsicle
He was skilled at omphaloskepsis
While driving around in his Lexus
There were some close calls
Especially when clearing out hairballs
While driving around in his Lexus
There were some close calls
Especially when clearing out hairballs
Princess Popsicle
I'm often naked, or have minimal clothes on. I run hot and I'm a naturist so it's to be expected.
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I'll happily splash the cash on gifts for people, good wine, anything for the kid, stuff for the house, amazing holidays and experiences.
I fucking loathe paying P&P for anything and I'm not bothered about brands either.
I fucking loathe paying P&P for anything and I'm not bothered about brands either.
Princess Popsicle
A lot came from a friend who I spent many years pleasing and the rest was just trial and error.
Princess Popsicle
1. Online sex can be good but I prefer phone sex and real sex is obviously the winner.
2. I am only one of those things and therefore wouldn't deign myself qualified to answer.
3. Yes and yes. Some I regret sending but we're all young and careless at one point or another.
2. I am only one of those things and therefore wouldn't deign myself qualified to answer.
3. Yes and yes. Some I regret sending but we're all young and careless at one point or another.
Princess Popsicle
Bumping into one of my students while out for dinner and his mum thanking me because apparently he had noticed me way before I noticed him and had behaved impeccably because I was there.
Princess Popsicle
It took me a long time to learn that anal doesn't actually have to hurt...
For your first time, choose someone you are very comfortable with and trust totally. Don't be afraid to use lashings of lube, take your time and resist the urge to pull away- just relax and gently push back into it.
Because of my past experiences I can be skittish about anal, but once I get going I literally can't get enough. I want more everything- harder, faster, deeper, a dildo in my pussy, a bullet on my clit.
When done properly, anal can be totally mind-blowing and not at all awkward or painful.
For your first time, choose someone you are very comfortable with and trust totally. Don't be afraid to use lashings of lube, take your time and resist the urge to pull away- just relax and gently push back into it.
Because of my past experiences I can be skittish about anal, but once I get going I literally can't get enough. I want more everything- harder, faster, deeper, a dildo in my pussy, a bullet on my clit.
When done properly, anal can be totally mind-blowing and not at all awkward or painful.