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hobbhorn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
United States

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(cutting in with E)... hey baby can we carry on where we left off last night??
uh... True....

I'm in Copenhagen and spent the day following hot girls in short skirts around on bicycles
grief counsellor... most common prescription "good grief, (insert patient's name here), you need more sex!!"
I hate cumming in late to such developments... Perhaps I can provide refreshments and new batteries to the playroom?
"Tubby" is actually a chiselled triathlete, competing this weekend... usually finishes early in his "heat"
Guilty (but repentent)

Fucked someone just to spite the partner you're having a fight with...
Granted... not that you wear clothes now... apparently... but your lack of clothing brings on a helluva sunburn...

I wish I could get laid on the transatlantic flight this weekend... mile high club has eluded me....
Granted but the hard on was difficult to tie a secure knot with ... came undone when your tits momentarily went out of view behind his ears and he lost his erection... and he escaped on his motorcycle... (hmmm I'm too slow... this was ref being ties to a bed with a hard on)

I wish I was braver to go meet hot women in REAL LIFE...
Having confused the two, Bubbles moans "oh baby jab that prick into my ass" and gets a nasty surprise...
I suppose I'm old enough to just simply accept what happens... I can afford things for the women in my life and sometimes they can afford things for me --- either way --- I am neither emasculated or empowered. I don't expect from them and the way I see they should not expect from me. If we like each other and we hook up... that's great. If we don't.... so what, it just was not meant to be. doesn't matter a damn about money.
so how big is this playroom anyway... I've got at least 3 of you tied up in there and I'm at a bit of a loss where to begin... so well perhaps I'll begin with that ice cube in my scotch and start lickin'
Woodstock -- Crosby Stills Nash and Young. --- a little. laid back --- we've got to get ourselves back to the garden...
Amen... All hail the Chief (or is it Madam?? Hmmm...)

DD - crossing guard at school times. Those kiddies don't dawdle!
Yes, I think injection is regrettable but necessary at this point.

DD is in charge of the Health and Death dept in Lushton. M decides which its to be.
Stormy came by her name honestly as she sucks and/or blows everything in her path!! Hehehe...
By day, curator of the music museum and Lush "hall of shame"... By night and in the secret underchambers of the museum... Cruel Boss of the first org(asm) crime family in Lushton