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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Is there still some booze left? Fashionably late as always.

Congratulations!!
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el_henke
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Oh, how I devoured this story with the hunger of a starved Baphomet. Delicious atmosphere, amazing selection of music, great scenery, scorching sex!

In celebration of the event, here is how it (arguably) all started:
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el_henke
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It's not even been 48 hours since the story was out. This is a new record for ultrafast EP? I'm impressed, no less by our fantastic queen of curves! To think I had to talk you into posting it

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el_henke
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Quote by curvygalore


Yeah, cos that's such a hardcore metal way to behave... I'm cackling like a drain here!

It's a great story, btw. smile


Or he just realized there's no more backstage beer. I hate it when that happens.
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Clum's the dude who makes me question my sexuality... big time He did so much this last month and he was a great help with practically everything. No one deserves it more than him

Congrats, buddy! Here's to my favorite German-speaking Buddhist Scot!
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el_henke
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Congratulations to all of you! Having read all of the top ten, I can honestly say all of you deserve your high ranks. I bet sorting out the top three was a toughie for the judges. Huge congrats to all of you!
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el_henke
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This is a prime example of 'haste makes waste'. I was eagerly awaiting every new chapter, being on tenterhooks, hoping I'd get the notice, cringing when I didn't and then... finally, a new offering by our generous curvy queen of historical erotica. Such a well-deserved award, putting many (mine included) to utter shame, no less.



...and here's a silly pun for you:
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Quote by Gillianleeeza
Happy birthday a bit late. I hope it was a good one.



This one's a classic
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Quote by vanessa26


How do you know we don't wear pants ? *looks around nervously*


...because it's my birthday and the party dress code said: no pants allowed

Thank you so much for the thread, you

And thank you, everyone, for chiming in. You are awesome!

Actual footage of me trying to get up this morning:
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el_henke
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Quote by sprite
who is this Henke guy? damn - whoever he is, he sure seems popular.


So for once, you're not having all the attention and suddenly, you forget who's recently earned a certain bage?
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el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
Quote by JackStay
As guys get older, they sometimes lose their social interpersonal skills. So here's a gentle reminder:



HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENKE!!!


but... but... but... You're no fun!
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el_henke
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Quote by Ping


HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWE!!!


Might print and frame this picture, then hang it up in my bedroom and use it as a distraction whenever I'm about to shoot too early
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el_henke
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Quote by vanessa26



smile Its okay thank you so much sweet guy! Being off the grid sounds nice tbh
and always room for cake or head cake? haha


you're sweet. Thank you
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el_henke
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Sorry I'm so late. I was off the grid for a few days. Happy belated birthday, gorgeous



I hope you still have room for some cake? Have yourself a slice of 'head with candles served on a silver plate'.
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el_henke
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Congratulations to Mags, Liz and Stormy! Well deserved!

And for the first time, I see my own name featured in the top ranks. What did you feed those poor judges to make them think I was even remotely good enough? Ah, yeah, top 20, not top 10 as usual
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el_henke
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Congrats to one of the relatively low-profile mods whose contribution to the smooth working of the site is immeasurable. Whenever I feel like taking care of helpdesk queries, they've practically all been replied to. He easily takes 90% of that credit. Well-deserved!
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el_henke
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Quote by ChrisM
Bravo, mon pot. Well deserved.


Merci, mon ami
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el_henke
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Quote by Trystin715
Well, my friend, I echo the praise of others. Awesome, Congrats, Bad Ass, Sweet, Wild, Fun and ... it never stops, does it?


I hope it never stops! Thank you, my friend.
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el_henke
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Quote by seeker4
So, after el_henke verified my latest micro, I commented that I didn't even realize he was a mod. So maybe I should gone into this thread sooner. Congratulations on a job well done!!


No worries, man. I guess even low-key mods like me get their fifteen minutes of fame every once in a while
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el_henke
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Quote by vanessa26
Congrats Henke!! You are awesome
There's a reason why your one of my all time favourite mods ☺? ?



Oh you Thank you so much! And you're an awesome author! Stay silly
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el_henke
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Quote by TonyaL
Congratulations and thank you for all you do. Mods like you are truly the backbone of lush. You are greatly appreciated. ??


Thank you so much for your note of appreciation
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el_henke
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Quote by TangerineSky



Waaay better than Hank.


Does El Henke mean something particular?


Damn right you are, sis

Henke was just my nickname in high school. I used to hate it but it really grew on me. Since I majored in Spanish in high school and was very fond of the language, I used to put 'el' in front of everything to make it sound more badass, is all
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el_henke
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Well done and thanks for those times you have battled with my stories

Unlike Nicola I dont have a single Swiss joke.


'battle with your stories'... If anything, your stories are always a treat to mod

And don't worry about the Swiss jokes. Being Swiss pretty much is a joke by itself
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