damned memory!!!!!! 
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forgetting paswords pisses me off ... can't get into my account for i do not remember what to type into the password box!
damned memory!!!!!!
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Over 90 days ago
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I feel so loved! Thanks guys!
Bunny12
Jerseylynn
Ling-Li
Lushprincess
Sexynsweet09
Woman (I love my Wifey)
Birdie
ChefKathleen (her posts are awesome.)
ChelleLaBelle
Diversified (Love you Eli!)
Elenai1230
Gypsymoth
Hanging_Dead (Love-es you Giggles!!)
HoneyBee000
Lisa
Loislane
MilfBeauty
Oneline
Petitanglaise
redhotmommasita
Sexybikesassycheergirl
SilverArdorDragon
Verity-smart
Lydia (love you too!!)
Eternal (sweet Anna)
Honeybee000(even though we haven't chatted)
Mandieh1234
this is were i realized that i need to talk with some more women on here! i hope i get to!!
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"Jet Set"
for real?? the site has a jet?? or am i just imaging things from my meds ... this is a very possible explanation.
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my cell phone pisses me off! it keeps dying randomly ... i'll try to text and hit the clear buttun and it'll kaput on me or even if i flip it open to fast! piece of crap razor!!!! don't ever but one! actually they are good phones ... now that i think about it, its about time it goes on the fritz because its been through the washer, dropped in a lake, in a snow bank, in a puddle, and dropped many many times. i just need a new one i guess.
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hey Lydia where did you get that awesome signature?? i see Primal has one and i want one now too!
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WomanQuote by diversified
fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala
i hate Christmas songs
Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....
Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Don we now our nurses outfit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and suck at my clit
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Here's some handcuffs tie my wrists up,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spank my tush and hear me gasping
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in orgasmic pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and find my treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Do you not see why I love her!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Aw Wifey, you're wondeful
i totally see why!! mind sharing lol
now that Christmas song is going to be stuck in my head forever and i love it!!
ya Detroit is worse
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yep and it sucked big time ... my 18th birthday was a bit too fun for me
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fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala
i hate Christmas songs
i hate Christmas songs
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enigma ~ it different and because i was called it once and ever since i have loved the word
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Your score is: 20
What does your score mean?
Congratulations, you've got a grip! According to your test score, you have no (or very few) obsessions and paranoid tendencies. You appear to be pretty chilled out and don't have many major hang-ups. In fact, you probably just don't understand people who fixate on odd things that you don't even notice, and may even want to tell them to stop being so darn paranoid! Actually, having a few small hang-ups is pretty normal; so don't judge others too harshly. Just thank your lucky stars that you're not stuck with any of these little obsessions, as they can be a real pain in the behind. Way to go!
yay!! im not a psycho girlfriend or anything!!
What does your score mean?
Congratulations, you've got a grip! According to your test score, you have no (or very few) obsessions and paranoid tendencies. You appear to be pretty chilled out and don't have many major hang-ups. In fact, you probably just don't understand people who fixate on odd things that you don't even notice, and may even want to tell them to stop being so darn paranoid! Actually, having a few small hang-ups is pretty normal; so don't judge others too harshly. Just thank your lucky stars that you're not stuck with any of these little obsessions, as they can be a real pain in the behind. Way to go!
yay!!
im not a psycho girlfriend or anything!! Active Ink Slinger
1. a new heart and better health
2. have enough money to be comfortable in life
3. have a big family in a big house on a farm near my hometown
2. have enough money to be comfortable in life
3. have a big family in a big house on a farm near my hometown
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
My hair smells amazing.
mine does too!! i love my aussie shampoo! what do you use????
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Your Av is so hot, would love that guy above me Eli whooooooo. I wouldn't need
why thank you!! *takes a bow* and the
is just for fun ... we would need to eat something while we're on break and im to lazy sometimes to get out of the bed and could make the popcorn before hand. 
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well the only lotion that is in this place smells horrid and it has a weird film to it once it drys. it just pissed me off at that moment. i guess this is the wrong thread to put it in but oh well.
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by diversifiedQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by diversified
hmmmm ...
hmmmm?
lost my thought ... had nothing to do with your awesomeness i promise!
Yay people think I'm awesome
OF COURSE YOU ARE!!
what has pissed me off recently is lotion!
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by diversified
hmmmm ...
hmmmm?
lost my thought ... had nothing to do with your awesomeness i promise!
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helping my little sister pick out a prom dress is allot harder than i thought it would be. she wants a ball gown and then she wants a mermaid dress, she wants a orange one then a pink one then a yellow and blue one ... arg!!! make up your mind!! oh and all of the ones she wants cost about 300 or more, and i agreed to buy her one. she just urks me sometimes.
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yes i would have to agree that heart attacks are bad and i am trying my hardest not to think "bad" thoughts ... but it hard while trying to write my first ever story and being on a adult site ... the frustration is building up and no way to release it 
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got anymore rocco?? different flavors?? if so bring them with you when you come to taste lol
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Quote by castlequeenQuote by mrplow
Women can't drive / park to save their lives.
They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.
Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.
They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.
I'll add more as I think of them.
Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold?
For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships.
By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well.
So there.
You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.
casltequeen you have made my day by telling him off ... and i know how to drive also, was taught by my dad and uncles. i am also able to drive oh lets say a crap load of vehicles including: cars, trucks(semi, and others), buses, any all terrain vehicle, anything with four wheels and runs i can drive. i own a car restoration shop hence i work on cars for a living so the mechanical uselessness is a big no no, and the same goes electronic things. so piff!
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well hi woman!! i can't think of those things ... if i get too "excited" it might trigger another heart attack ...
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Woman please do call me Eli and that fun factory is the exactly what i need but can't have ... oh no here come the hot, luscious, sexy and sex filled thoughts!!!
RUN, RUN AWAY FROM THE THOUGHTS!!
now that i think about it ... i should probably not be on a adult site if im trying to avoid said thoughts
... oh well im still gunna be on here!
RUN, RUN AWAY FROM THE THOUGHTS!!
now that i think about it ... i should probably not be on a adult site if im trying to avoid said thoughts
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ca za!!! lets get this game rolling along and no i don't mean just the tongues